mighty and powerful gods

So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

“BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA, MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS AU BEFORE THANKS @influentialartisteh

Also: The horse is replaced with Deku and he gets dragged the fuck along with them. He wanted no part in this bullshit but he did free them off the ship so he kinda asked for it.

Accents in movies make no sense 

Like, Rapunzel is American, but Mother Gothel, literally the only other person she’s ever talked to for her entire life, is British. 

Quasi should have a British accent too.

Or these guys: 

Tulio is American. Miguel is British. And they’re from Spain. 

Isaiah 43:2

When you pass through the waters,

I will be with you; 

and when you pass through the rivers,

they will not sweep over you. 

But imagine Hades, the God of the underworld, the mighty and powerful seated on a throne of skulls handing out punishment to sinners cowering in front of his dark and fearsome aura and suddenly Persephone skips in the room, humming a bright tune, twirling in her pretty colourful dress and she skips to Hades and places a flower crown on his head and Hades is like ‘Honey, I’m trying to do my job here.’ or 'I have an image to maintain, I’m the God of Underworld!’ and Persephone just smiled cutely at him and pecks his cheek and Hades just kinda sighs because he’s so whipped by his little sunshine but it’s just so hard.

Know what I think about sometimes? How in The Road to El Dorado, how that story of Tulio, Miguel and Chel gets passed on, fades into legend and myth and becomes a bedtime story. How a grain of truth remains in the tale. 

The story of the sun god, the night lord, their guide and diviner, their magical beast. How the sun god was warmth and light, who brought with him music, the night lord, who showed them their might, called forth and withdrew the rumble of the earth, and who fell in love with one of their own - the temple priestess who guided them to the city. Of their beast, who blended into the walls, was playful, who understood speech and expressed his love and devotion to his masters.

How they were here but a short breath of time, a blink of an eye that the gods stretched into an eternity, a moment of bliss, perfect harmony in everyone’s hearts. Everyone’s but a high priest, who’s heart was filled with darkness and who doubted the gods. Who dabbled with magic, called forth demons and drew the attention of the Outside. 

(How the sun god had wanted, desperately, to stay - where the night lord fell in love with one mortal, the sun god fell in love with them all and was willing to give up his immortality and live among them.) 

They had stood, these gods of old, against the Other and the Outside, and the gods had realised they could only defeat them together - and they had used their might and their cunning and the light in their hearts to move the waters and the rocks - and had returned home to the spirit world (the blessed, loved priestess going with them, now immortal herself), and closed the door to the outside forever. El Dorado, safe for all eternity.

Just something I think about. Every time I watch it.

So I was looking for a script for The Road to El Dorado to help me with my Hijack AU fic:

I see something that catches my eye. Could it be….

It can’t be…am I seeing things?!??!

Don’t play with my feels google. You can’t be…serious…

OH MY FUCKING GLOB

IT GETS BETTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION FOR THE LINK BELOW. 

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A COUPLE.

LEGITIMATE.COUPLE.

WITH PET NAMES AND EVERYTHING

OH MY GOSH

OH MY GOSH

GUYS

DREAMWORKS!!!

And here marks the start of my ‘Genderbent Disney (and sometimes Dreamworks)’ series!

I have no promises about how consistent I’ll be, but I have 10 edits so far that I can queue to post once a day.

Original pictures belong to the studio that created the movies and characters, all edits are mine.

Be sure to send asks if you have doable requests!

(I do these on an iPad without Photoshop, some things would just be impossible.)

Also, while these aren’t the greatest art pieces, I still don’t want them stolen! Reblog or whatever but please don’t remove my watermark or claim them to be your own. Thank you!