midlife

idk but what really gets me about overwatch is that its entire marketing tries to convince us that it’s this huge band of heroes who have come together to maintain world peace and achieve Great Things

while in fact that’s what they used to be and what you have now is a family consisting of an ape, two lesbians and a supercomputer having illegal dinner parties in a derelict government facility

the three former leaders of the organization are all presumed dead and pass their time not really disputing that claim considering two of them are currently holed up in a fucking necropolis, and the other one is a constantly decomposing emotional fog

like you’re supposed to imagine this grand force for Good, but then jesse mccree is getting shitfaced in a dingy bar in dorado while sombra sends sneaky update pics of him to reaper, who is currently too busy creeping on a family just because the guy’s flat butt reminded him of his ex husband

hanzo ‘midlife crisis’ shimada shoots dragons out of his nipple but you couldn’t tell that looking at his art student undercut and piercings, and his not-dead (notice how that’s a suspiciously recurring theme in this game?) brother is probably currently at a cosplay convention losing a ‘best genji costume’ competition

like maybe one day they’ll all come together and find common ground and actually do something, but for now they’re just a bunch of weird people in different stages of washed up trying to make ends meet, and it might be the most relatable thing about the whole entire game

The Zodiac Signs as Crises

Existential Crisis: Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces

Procrastination Crisis: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo

Midlife Crisis: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Samurai Jack on Adult Swim

What I expected: Blood, angst, sadness, bullshit philosophy, lack of fun

What I got: Jack adopts a moody teenage assassin, Tom Kenny says penis, The Scotsman has the force and an army of daughters, Aku is having a midlife crisis

So friend of mine and I were Skypin’ it up the other night and I went on some tangent about Aku going through a midlife crisis post-season 4, leading up to the events in Season 5. This struck friend-Mason as particularly funny so he decided to turn my inane rant into art. 

Art: IAmAmazingMason

Voice: Stuart A. Hutson(LM-G1)

Made with SoundCloud

Dr. Harry Carlyle, from Mass Effect: Andromeda

Help, an NPC stole my heart ಥ﹏ಥ

I started this ages ago, but here it is! Hopefully the first of many!
Also, I was a bit inspired in David Gandy, so I’ll leave you with that thought…;D

Love Me at My Worst

Rumpled
Blotchy
Feverish
Ornery

Love me, Baby
Every which way

Love my dirty
Love my dark
This midlife body
Remains young at heart

Love me when I hate myself
Touch me
Hold me
Give me a smile

If you love me at my worst
I promise to make it
Worth your while

Azuki Lynn