The signs at a funeral
  • Aries:Went on the roof with Sagittarius because funerals are lame
  • Taurus:Low-key wants to get underneath the table with Gemini because of food
  • Gemini:Sneaks underneath the table and snatches food when no one's looking
  • Cancer:Tries to cry quietly but has the sniffles during the moment of silence and is embarrassed
  • Leo:Practiced crying in front of the mirror at home to know what to say to the family that lost
  • Virgo:Genuinely hurt, but partially because it's an attention contest between them and Scorpio
  • Libra:The only reason why they showed was to look fabulous and sad
  • Scorpio:Is midkey salt because of Virgo, but blames moodiness on the funeral
  • Sagittarius:With Aries, brought beer-- one to pour for the homie, the rest is for the both of them
  • Capricorn:Says/does nothing throughout the service but enters and leaves with "I'm sorry for your loss" and a handshake
  • Aquarius:Hides in the back of the room to prevent social encounters
  • Pisces:Tries not to laugh at keywords like "duty" and is forced to sit in the back of the room for uncontrollable snickering

I’m midkey screaming reading that W.E.B. Du Bois was sitting in Nagasaki in 1936 speaking to journalists from Osaka about wanting to learn more from the Ainu people about indigenous racial struggles for sovereignty

go the fuck awf