1. Dragon kid finds a recent orphan and doesn’t tell her he’s actually a river who steals (and probably murders) for his boss who has a gay twin. The orphan girl’s parents are literally pigs but she saves everyone by growing some balls, walking into hell, and coming out with a new hairband and a new grandma.
Some dumbass fucks with a powerful being and is cursed to die painfully but instead of help him and replenish their dying breed his family kicks him out. He tries to be a hero but is torn between three assholes who would rather die than compromise. He falls for a knife wielding maniac and they carry around a gods head to prevent one of the assholes from having it until the god takes it back.
Midget girl and her folks are afraid of a cat. She is saved by an invalid who falls for her.
A kids dad died in a hurricane and now he’s determined to do the same. A girl falls from the sky and he thinks it’s a good idea to get tangled up with her even as he keeps getting shot at. Pirates end up being the good guys in comparison to the goddamn government who want to kill the girl and take her necklace. They all end up on a floating island which technically belongs to the girl and the head of the government whose apparently a king by blood. They blow up the floating island so he can’t have it.
Children hallucinate a creature and vanish periodically trying to find it. Their lax father thinks he’s crazy. He’s right.
A young foster child hallucinates meeting her grandmother as a child in the harbor town where she grew up. She learns that she’s being a selfish bitch by blaming her family for leaving her when in reality they all just died. Plus her foster mom loves her more than they did so twice shame on her.
After being a coward during the war a man literally turns into a pig. He lives his life on a private island saving people and making money off it. When his plane gets busted up by a goddamn flying cowboy he meets a young girl who insists at being shot at while she finishes fixing his plane. She yells at pirates to make them good people again and her kiss magically turns him back into a human. He also gets a hot Italian widower as a wife.
A wizard guy who honestly eats pretty girl’s hearts helps a not so pretty girl out of danger. He flies off to his walking castle but a fat witch assumes the ugly girl is with him so she curses the girl to be old. The now old lady finds his castle some goddamn way, gets inside, befriends an orphan and a fire demon, and spends a lot of time doing woman work: cleaning, cooking, laundry, and taking care of a man during his constant exenstial crises. Eventually her love for him makes her young again. Mostly. He flies off to be in a war to protect her but she protects herself and still he almost dies. They realize the fire is his heart and do a lot of stupid shit to it before putting it back in his chest. A decent prince falls for her but instead when the wizard wakes up she makes out with him. They live happily ever after with the orphan in their flying castle.
It didn’t matter what size you are but you can always be feisty when it comes to protecting your friends and family. That also included some students from any bullies. (Y/N) has so far gotten into a few fights in school because some bullies weren’t going to stop but thanks to Scott he was there to stop her….sometimes.
(Y/N)’s best friend, Kelly, yelled across the hall. She smirked as she made her way to her best friend. Kelly had been watching (Y/N) walk and bump into someone knocking their books all over the floor.
“Watch it, midget!” the tall girl yelled. “Don’t call me midget!” (Y/n) yelled back. “Oh no” Kelly whispered.
Kelly quickly went to find (Y/N)’s boyfriend because Kelly knew she wasn’t strong enough to hold (Y/N) back because she was strong for someone so small. The tall girl and (Y/N) were glaring at each other until the tall girl punched her in the face. (Y/N) is not going to just stand there and do nothing.
“That’s it!” (Y/N) yelled.
She started to run towards the tall girl. She tried to jump on the tall girl but the reason she tried was because someone had stopped her. She groaned as saw the familiar butt which was her boyfriend.
“Scott” She whined. “Let’s go” Scott said.
Scott kept her over his shoulder and walked into an empty classroom. Scott then set her down. (Y/N) crossed her arms across chest as she glared at Scott. Scott then rolled his eyes at her as he placed his hands on her shoulder.
“What did you promise me?” Scott asked. “Tonotgetintofightsanymore” She mumbled. “What was that?” Scott raised his eyebrow at her. “To not get into fights anymore” (Y/N) stated. “But Scott look what she did”
She then pointed towards her cheek where a bruise has started to form. Scott stroked her cheek gently, making sure not to hurt her.
“Doesn’t matter. Remember that the principle said he would expel you if you got into another fight?” Scott said. “Yes. But Scott-“ He interrupted her. “Not buts. Do you want to transfer schools in the middle of our senior year?” Scott asked. “No” She rolled her eyes. “Now next time wait until we fight supernatural creatures” Scott rubbed her shoulder. “Fine” She mumbled.
Scott leaned down to press his lips against his girlfriend’s lips. She smiled as she wrapped her arms around his neck. Suddenly the bell started to ring singling them that they are going to be late for their class.
“I’ll see you in lunch!” (Y/N) grabbed her bag. “No more fighting!” Scott yelled. “Promise!”
(Y/N) quickly left the classroom while Scott stayed behind watching her leave. Scott had the biggest smile on his lips.