middle one is my fave ;_; cute

anonymous asked:

hi im a very new army like i only became an army yesterday and your one of the few army blogs im following and i want to pick a bias but i need help.i never pick a based on their looks i tend to focus on the personality more and since you know the boys pretty well can you give me a real quick brief summary about the boys and their personality so i can pick a bias?<3

*cracks knuckles* alright. let’s do this.

this is jin. vocalist. real name kim seokjin. born dec 4th 1992. also called mama jin, super mario enthusiast number #1, the most handsome man alive. from anyang. feeds the rest of the members to make sure they don’t die of starvation. loves to cook. apparently cooks bland food (source: yoongi). has the voice of an angel. listen to his covers on soundcloud. probably loves the color pink more than you. has a mukbang called eat jin. the oldest. is very caring and motherly towards the group, but knows when to turn on the sass when the kids are acting like they deserve an ass whoopin’. once accidentally posted a picture in their dorm with a condom in the background. once stepped out of a car and became an internet sensation: car door guy. is actually the most handsome man alive. 

this is suga. rapper. real name min yoongi. born march 9 1993. also called min pd, producer min, d-boy, min yoongi jjang jjang man boong boong, grandpa of the group.  enjoys his sleep. can often be seen in the background of videos just chilling on his phone. #Relatable in the form of a man. seems like a tough guy is actually the sweetest thing alive and cries when thanking the fans at concerts and writes 100-tweet-long messages. once spent an hour tweeting from the bath. loves kumamon more than life. balances stuffed animals on his head during fansigns. a grumpy gus. from daegu and dont u forget it. the absolute sassiest thing alive. a great producer. super hardworking. has scented candles in his studio. once licked a bath bomb. 

this is jhope. rapper and dancer. real name jung hoseok. born feb 18 1994. nicknames hobi, your hope, piece of literal sunshine. do not look at him smiling or else you’ll be blinded by how bright it is. expert at girl group dances. likes to hit people. sometimes posts videos of himself/does livestreams dancing titled hope on the street. choreography leader. from gwangju. go listen to his solo song 1verse on their soundcloud. energetic and hella wild. goofy and is a pro at making people laugh. can’t dance in heels. scared of everything. if you watch a video and there is unidentified screaming in the background, that is probably him. is as flexible as a cooked noodle and it terrifies me.

this is rap monster. ignore the stage name. rapper and leader. real name kim namjoon. born sept 12 1994. nicknames: dance monster, rapmon, RM, leader mon, a nerd. waxes poetic about so many things and i love it. philosophical as hell. from ilsan. loves to share his music on twitter #RMusic. hella fashionable, even though his fashion sense is also hella weird. posts #aesthetic fashion pics on twitter called #KimDaily. has a mixtape called RM thats fire. is r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster. has an IQ of 140 but probably still pushes on doors that have PULL signs. taught himself english. loves to read a lot. once tripped at rehearsal and injured himself. really fucking awkward and an actual dorky nerd. leaves his old contact lenses on the floor of his room. snores really loudly.

this is jimin. vocalist and dancer. full name park jimin. born oct 13 1995. nicknames: jiminnie, pabo, angel on earth. his body is more fluid than a bottle of water. has a laugh that is brighter than the sun and could cure famine and disease. turns into a sex god when performing; it offends me. but knows how to crank up the cuteness. so cute he could probably kill me and i’d thank him. is actually a brat. does everything he can for his members and would probs walk thru hell if one of them asked. doesnt like being short. is the shortest member. super duper giggly and shy when he’s not performing. turns red as a tomato when he’s embarrassed. once grabbed jungkook by the dick on international live television.

this is v. vocalist. real name kim taehyung. born dec 30 1995. nicknames: taetae, honey, sweetie pie, a little shit. is really energetic and crazy. a master at making ridiculous faces at the camera when It Is Not The Time to be doing so. has a square smile that could probably solve global warming. likes to post videos on twitter that make me wanna sue. once bumped his head on a microphone on live television. loves stuffed animals. is a bigger fan of the rap line than u are. loves children and dogs will go out of his way to interact with them. so super duper touchy with all of the members and i live for it. would be the type of guy to prank you by filling your shoes with whipped cream. he thinks you should watch haikyuu! once did the whip on a tv show about pets for no goddamn reason.

this is jungkook. vocalist, dancer, maknae. full name jeon jungkook. born sept 1 1997. nicknames: kookie, golden maknae, spawn of satan. is the youngest and finds delight in bothering and fucking with his hyungs. actually really shy and cute. but then turns into a smoldering muscle pig the moment he’s on stage. my son. adios middle school. was banned from the gym because his muscles were getting too intense. could still beat me up if he tried. listen to his covers on soundcloud. has a very flexible face. the fandom likes to portray him as this mysterious sex god when he’s actually a nerdy shy emo kid who would rather binge watch anime than sleep. his fave anime character is one punch man. might actually be a bunny reincarnated into a human being. once ate a gumball that fell on the ground.

and that my friends is bangtan sonyeondan. 

anonymous asked:

I'm so glad Kirishima is getting so much spotlight, he really deserves it!!!! And it looks like hes gonna get more, since hes in the main group along with Deku, Uraraka and Tsuyu. I;m so hyped!!!

Honestly!!!!!!!!!!! That’s one interesting group tbh, Kirishima and Tsuyu’s interactions are always incredibly adorable to watch and seeing Kirishima interact for so long with pure and good people is gonna be hard on my heart (I mean, you know I’m 100% a bakusquad fan but they’re all at least in part assholes and Kiri fits with them just right, he can be just like Sero and Kaminari and I love it, but then his interactions with Amajiki have been so pure can you imagine an arc filled with that I’m already crying)

I just hope my other faves won’t completely disappear through this arc haha sigh

Anon said: So which Kacchan quote do you like best “Die your bacteria fucks, dieee!” or “BRING YOUR DAMN TRASH TO ME”?

LMAO SORRY ANON BUT MY FAVE GOTTA BE

WHAT A GODDAMN DISASTER THIS BOY IS

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sugamon fics rec.

it’s been a while since Ive been considering making a fics rec, I actually wanted to make it general - with all the pairings I like and read fics about, but for now Im just gonna make a sugamon one (since that pairing is like my ultimate bangtan pairing fjvndfuh). keep in mind that these are the ones Ive read and liked the most, there might be more so the best for you is to search by yourself if you wanna find more.
also, please take the time to read all the warnings so you wont be disappointed or triggered while reading.

there is no order. the ones with little 👌 are absolute faves (its strictly out of personal taste, what I prefer and what suits my own liking depending on the content or the situations, etc, all these fics are good ok). rated m content (aka smut content winkuwinku) are bold. (many are bold………. ‘-’)

Rap Monster ; “yoongi is awoken in the middle of the night to find a man passed out on his doorstep, and that’s not even the worst of his problems. he has to take care of the guy for a week. well…at least the guy is cute. too bad he think his name is “rap monster” though…”
— 👌👌👌 Silky Bunny ; “high school halloween party AU. suddenly something stands out in namjoon’s peripheral vision, a figure with a lot of white. namjoon’s eyes avert from his friend to see what kind of costume could possibly be so fucking white, and his breath hitches in his throat at what he finds.“
— 👌👌👌 Boy, I’ve Been Watching You Like a Hawk in the Sky (Silky Bunny sequel) ; “it’s been a week since their encounter at the halloween party and they haven’t talked since, though yoongi has been keeping his eye on namjoon, and namjoon’s been keeping yoongi on his mind.“
— 👌 shoulders ; “yoongi’s having a hard time seeing and Namjoon decides to help out.“
rubber (sugamon+jhope) ; “kim namjoon. listen, if you don’t put your cock in me post-haste, i will actually fist myself. the entire fist. in my ass. don’t play with me.
— 👌👌 say it, just say it ; “in which yoongi is shit with feelings, namjoon gets unnecessarily hurt and the other members try to make things better. (they don’t. well, in yoongi’s opinion, anyway.)“
good ; “he’s so alluring, fiery and raw, and namjoon is the moth to his flame, utterly devoted.“
— 👌👌👌 you need him (i could be him) ; “yoongi meets namjoon under very weird circumstances.“
— 👌👌 can’t feel my face (when i’m with you) ; “I was texting manager-hyung,” namjoon breathes. “he left us the van."yoongi pauses to look up at him, blinking. a slow grin stretches across namjoon’s face, too sweet to believe. "okay,” he agrees, fulfills a random compulsion to smooth a strand of bleached-dry hair behind namjoon’s ear. “let’s go.”
— 👌 i hate you (why are you so perfect) ; “sorry for ignoring you hyung, I’m not angry. I was just scared of kissing you in front of everyone because once I started I don’t think I could have stopped.”
— 👌👌👌 Philosophy of Namjoon ; “everyone has that one person in their intro to philosphy class who thinks they’re deep by bringing chai tea and rambling everytime there is a class discussion. for yoongi, that person is namjoon, and yoongi would appreciate it if namjoon would keep his mouth shut for one class period, he would also appreciate it if he wasn’t developing feelings for the idiot.”
— 👌 kiss, kiss, kiss, you, you, you ; “kissing booth au + sugamon“
— 👌👌👌 in a sea of people (it’s you eyes i drown in) ; “five times namjoon notices yoongi and jimin’s particularly close moments, and five times he tries not be completely, irrationally jealous. he fails miserably.“
 👌 i’m the king (and i’m down on my knees) ; “it starts with namjoon laughing at yoongi’s rap for cypher pt. 3. it doesn’t end with him still laughing.”
— 👌👌👌👌 Black as the Devil and Hot as Hell ; “you’re my jerk barista who purposely screws up my name when I order my caffeine fix AU”
— 👌👌👌👌 i’m all i’ve got (and i’d give it all to you) ; “namjoon is overworked, and yoongi just wants to help. but it’s never as simple as that.“
— 👌👌👌👌 salt skin, lazy smiles (i’m all i’ve got and i’d give it all to you sequel) ; “namjoon thinks that yoongi deserves nothing less than being worshipped. like literal down-on-your-knees worship. so that’s exactly what he does.”
— 👌 sir ; “namjoon is an increasingly bad actor, and yoongi ends up not caring (because namjoon’s ass is 10/10 would bang.)”
— 👌👌👌👌 yeah, i’m the trend (yeah, we’re the culprits) ; “when the money for their mixtape runs dry, yoongi and namjoon do the only thing they can do. no, not selling organs. the other thing. it goes catastrophically, as expected.”
— 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌++++++ OUT OF MEASURE six to nine (we’ll play the game) ; “namjoon expected a lot of things when he called a sexline one night as a dare. yoongi was not one of them.“

anonymous asked:

Hi! If you have the time will you write a list of your favorite sports anime (and/or OTP from said anime if you'd like, your choice)? I'm on a sports anime kick right now and your blog is so fuckin' cute so I figured you'd be a super credible source of reccomendations. I've finished watched Oofuri, Haikyuu, Ace of Diamond, and Kuroko no Basket and my heart hurts because those were the only good ones I could find 😭

the ones you’ve watched are my all-time faves <3 kudos to you! i’ll only list the ones i’ve watched, yeah?

1. prince of tennis [tennis] (the first sports anime that i’ve watched.. i think? well, aside from the theory that tezuka’s the reason why dinosaurs are extinct rn, and weird MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS (YES THEY’RE ALL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AKA 12-15 YEARS OLD KIDS) playing extreme tennis, i think you’ll enjoy it lmfao. everyone is a bae i mean a son. and i mean it. and dude there’s so many otps from here u can’t just.. i mean they even have a page of their pairings and the pairings names in wiki i just..) – momoryo, silver pair and sweet pair are my faves tho :”>

2. eyeshield 21 [american football] aishirudo nijuuichi (gods i love saying that haha) (i love sena and hiruma a lot okay, too bad the anime didn’t make it through the ending :( the ending is sosoososooo good sigh, so PLEASE READ THE MANGA IT’S ALL WORTH IT!!!) – HIRUMAMO IS MY FAVE (hiruma x mamori)

3. yowamushi pedal [cycling/road racing] watch the cycling dorks and sing the love hime themesong with them <3 oh my, please watch them bc s3 is coming soon!!! – shinara and toumaki 5ever 

4. free!! [swimming] i didn’t see it on the list above but i think everyone knows this gay swimming sports anime, right? haha – makoharu is <3

5-6. slam dunk and dear boys [basketball] if you loved knb, these are classic basketball ones that you’ll surely love too :”> (slamdunk’s osts are my all time fave okay. like really good music/ost right there man, also, in dear boys, you’ll find the rival teams just <333 too. gah) 

7. chihayafuru [karuta] karuta is a japanese trad card game, i just watched it recently and i really really love it, most ppl would say it’s more shoujo-theme like, (bc of the love-triangle that’s going pah,) BUT NO. once they’re in a game and all, you’d feel the freaking thrill and shivers while a tournament is going on. i really love it! i really love taichi sobs read the manga too! – #TEAMCHIHAYAXTAICHI 5EVER *huffs* gods i want taichi for myself for real though. ughhh

8. prince of stride [stride/parkour] i love the whole relation and all and just, yeah. last season’s hype and all, i want season 2 though, the ending’s not ‘nuff. 

9-10. hungry heart and giant killing [soccer/football]  i watched hungry heart a few years back with tenipuri, it was good, but it didn’t strike me hard like giant killing did, (i’ve only read the manga for now, but i’ll be watching the anime soon.) 

11. Baby steps [tennis] it’s a refreshing one compared to the geniuses that tenipuri has, so give it a try :) i haven’t watched s2 kill me

12. One outs [baseball] JFC JUST WATCH THIS OHMYGODS IT’S JUST.. FRICK THE MIND GAMES ON BASEBALL ARE REALLY A+++  

13. Hajime no Ippo [boxing] okay, ippo is really hard working and is cute, and who could predict that kid would be a boxing champ jfc, i love him and miyata a lot lmfao. if you want to binge a long series and is cool, ippo is one for you.

14. Air gear [advanced motor-powered skates/air treks] okay, i really dunno if this falls in the sports kind of genre, it’s more of a shounen (a little ecchi too, but i think it’s okay, sort of.) type. but, it’s street skating, plus i love the history on those skates so why not. – i am the only one in this world who ships kazu x ringo okay bye

15. speaking of skates, there’s Ginban Kaleidoscope [figure skating] the story’s a bit eccentric and shoujou-themed and all so.. jfc pete ;_;. give it a try though, it’s nice :) 

NEW ONES THIS SEASON

16. days [football/soccer] MY GODS DO I HAVE TO SAY WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS IT’S JUST THE SPORTS ANIME OF THE SEASON OKAY, and the main reason why you should watch days: MIZUKI HISAHITO. and ofc that cinnamon bun tsukushi and kazama and ooshiba and kimishita and yeah. PLEASE WATCH DAYS. NO, PLEASE READ THE MANGA OF DAYS PLEASE – ooshiba x kimishita and mizuki x indou :”>

17. cheer danshi [cheerleading] tumblings and all and precious boys who are just doing flips and being all cute and nice while cheering will make you gooey and fluffy inside, trust me. 

18. battery [baseball] it’s baseball anime, ofc it’s a must watch, plus the battery itself is just, golden. you’ll love it. 

THE COMING ONES

19. yuri!! on ice [figure skating] BOYS DOING FIGURE SKATING. JUST. IMAGINE. we’ll have it soon!!!

20. all out! [rugby] if you’re into muscles and all, well, you’ll have to look out for this one soon. idk all i see is muscles muscles muscles sooo.. let’s wait for it.

RECOMMENDED/I’M GOING TO WATCH 

21. area no kishi [football] was recommended by elena 

22. major [baseball]

23. over drive [cycling]

i think that’s it, idk anymore lmfao. i want a judo anime though :(

anonymous asked:

I looked through all your fic recs, but didn't see much about Dwalin in general, so what are your fave Dwalin fics (any pairing or none) and PLEASE for the love of god do you know of any bottom Dwalin fics? I've read like, the only three i could find.

BLESS YOU ANON DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE DWALIN (i didn’t really intend it but tbh this is almost all smut, hope that’s okay)

The movie starts with Haru walking towards the pool of Iwatobi SC, cupping one handful of water from the pool and:

He dives. As he’s swimming, he remembers the relay that he did with Makoto, Nagisa and Rin. Kinda like flashbacks of Makoto swimming backstroke, Nagisa, breast stroke and Rin butterfly. Upon reaching the starting block he rests his left arm on the lane separator(?). Several frames of Haru’s heavy breathing with steam coming off his body (rear view and side view ) are shown. Makoto’s hand suddenly reaches out to Haru ready to pull him out of the water. I forgot but I think Makoto otsukare’d him (Otsukare, Haru-chan!) and Haru went drop the chan. Makoto goes something like, Alright (like I won’t), come on it’s first day of school.

While Makoto waits outside of the locker room, Haru changes into his gakuran facing a small mirror. He buttons all the way up but then he feels uncomfortable, stretches his neck sidewards while pulling the neckline of his uniform. Haru gets out of the room

and Makoto sees the topmost button undone so he says, mou, dame dayo, and then

They leave the the club and Haru complains (about the the last button done), “It’s uncomfortable,” Makoto replies, “You’ll get used to it soon.”

Then they walk beside the fields lined with sakura trees. (Okay so from here I don’t remember most of their conversation).

Haru: How did you know I was there?

Makoto: If it’s about Haru, I know what you’re thinking……is what I want to say. I actually asked oba-san (Haru’s oka-san).

Makoto then asks Haru what club he’s joining but Haru answers he doesn’t know (I think or he’s never thought about it kind of line).

Makoto: Boku wa…ah, *clears his throat*, ore wa… (he delivered the line trying to sound cool/mature)

Haru: *surprised, turns to look at Makoto* Ore?

Makoto explains (with a laugh/smile) since they’re now in middle school, he wants to start using “ore.” Haru makes a face that kinda says he doesn’t understand Makoto’s logic.

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Okay so I actually just want to write how super cute Makoto was when he was trying to sound cool by using ore. The way he deliberately corrected himself is just sooooo cute! Haru really was surprised. Hehe. Sorry but that was one of my fave scenes (even though it was just less than a minute).

Again, don’t usually share pics, but I am so pleased with 99.9% of my SeaCon pics that I decided to share a few of them.

This one is my fave, mostly because the experience was A+. (Which is better, Jensen’s cute little fists, or Misha completely disregarding my face…)

Beforehand we had decided not tell Jensen what was going on, thus getting the full affect of an “attack hug”. Jared and Misha were eager to participate and Jensen stood off to the side looking at all of us for direction. I motioned for him to come stand in the middle and even though he had no clue what was going on he was such a good sport and did what I asked. 

Then we all attack hugged him and… this was the result. 

(When Misha saw the photo he said, “This is a hot mess.” Which, indeed it was.)

**Not that anyone would, but please don’t edit w/o credit/permission. And do not delete my text.**

moar-awesomer-than-u-deactivate  asked:

Imagine Norway yelling out "DENMARK IS MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL" in the middle of a world meeting and Denmarks just blushes like crazy and the others are like "he is cute tho" but the Norge glares and says "HE IS MINE" and Denmark just buries his face in his hands to hide his red face

I LOVE THIS

like, throughout the whole meeting some other people keep on flirting with denmark, and after a while norway just sNAPS and screams at everyone about how he’s HIS cinnamon roll and no-one else’s

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ITATUBE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
so I’m trying to say everything but omg
-JOE: so he was the first one who I stopped to take a pic bc alfie, zoe and louise went away quite fastly, btw he was obviously carrying his luggage and he told me “I wanna take this pic, just we have to move from here” cuz we were stuck in the middle of the crowd
-CASPAR: he arrived smiling and waving, he was soooo cute! he’s very tall so he had to kneel ahahah
-MARCUS: ok now let me breath cuz he’s my fave and I really was like “nope” I just stared at him all the time and before they left I filmed him asking “can u say hi?” and he said “heeeelloooo” bursting in laughs, he’s what I need to smile, that’s all
-TANYA: she was so tired, poor girlie! jim lost his flight, so I think she was also sad/disappointed, but still she stopped for pics
-LOUIS: he rocks, that’s all lol he smiled all the time and after they went out of the airport, he just went around using his skateboard cuz he couldnt find ben, it was hilarious cuz he talked to my bff like “do u know my friends?! I need them to come here” and then went away, he also told us that Jim had lost the flight
-MAZZI: I met him randomly at duomo square, he was just having a lil meet up together with harrison and sam, he’s really cute and soooo hot lol
-SAM: the faces he made were amazing and his ootd was so cool, he’s really funny and he also was filmed by my bff saying “hi chiara” who is a friend of my bff but he didnt understand the name so he initially was like “wtf” lol
-HARRISON: he’s so cuteee! he stayed there chatting about restaurants and food with all of us, than he looked at me and said “your hair is crazy, I’d like to grab it” and I can say his butt is perf
-JIM: so he arrived at 6.20 pm and at the airport there were 2 people of ITAtube staff and me with my 3 friends, just the 6 of us, so when he arrived was like “where do I have to go?” and my bff (whom fave is Jim) was like “jim! come here!” and he smiled, so he arrived and asked “how r u doin?” and we said we were fine, than we took pics and he asked “r u coming to the convention?” and we said “yes of course”, then the staff grabbed him but before they left we said “bye best friend” and he laughed so hard saying “bye” so since we were just 4 people we hope he’ll recognize us tomorrow
-we didnt meet troyler even if we stayed ALL day around where they were, sad but happy at the same time :)