mid adult man

imagine bill having no real concept of time in the third dimension bc he’s like. made of time so it seems different to him so when he tries to make himself human he doesn’t understand age and makes himself like a mid-twenties adult man with muscles and fancy clothing and he finds dipper but like. all dipper sees is this grown man being creepy

and it takes bill a few days to realize that dipper is fucking twelve and he keeps misjudging his age like he keeps going too young and too old. there was a whole day dipper had to babysit seven year old human!bill and keep him from yelling at people