microsoft is dead!

the one thing i love about nintendo’s e3′s is they’re always so wacky in comparison to other e3 presentations.

Like I haven’t watched Sony’s yet, but Microsoft and EA’s were just “more dark edgy shooters” and Bethesda’s was “fall out in vr, no elder scrolls 6 hahaha suck it”

But nintendo? Wacky cross overs. You wanna possess the t-rex? You fucking do it. Possess the t-rex. Live ur dinosaur dreams.

E3 2017 is almost here, time for my annual not-so-bold predictions

As with every year here are my predictions for what I expect to see at E3 2017. As a PS4 primarily, last year was all about what we can play in the future. I’m hoping this year is all about what I can play soon

SONY

  • God of War(Thor) gameplay with a big boss(Jotun) and a 2017 release date. Show a collectors edition
  • Uncharted Lost Legacy level walkthrough
  • Days Gone gameplay with a 2018 release. Announce it has a full co-op campaign.
  • Detroit: Become Human trailer with 2018 release date
  • Horizon Zero Dawn sales numbers topped off with a DLC announcement.
  • Insomniacs Spider-man game gets gameplay and a 2018 release date.
  • New Sucker Punch game
  • Knack 2 stuff
  • Crash Bandicoot collection gameplay. Announce another classic collection or a new Ratchet & Clank
  • Gameplay montage showing upcoming indie games and Everybody Golfs
  • new VR games?
  • Another weird non-gameplay Death Stranding trailer. Still have no clue what it is.
  • Destiny 2 stuff
  • End with a new Last of Us Part II trailer. No release date

Microsoft

  • Full Scorpio reveal and $499 price
  • All games are Xbox One/Scorpio compatible 
  • Crackdown 3 playthrough and release date 
  • Sea of Thieves montage
  • new Forza
  • something Halo related?
  • VR 
  • Cuphead finally gets a release date
  • New games?

Nintendo

  • Mario Odyssey 
  • Monster Hunter running on Switch
  • Splatoon 2/ARMS stuff
  • Zelda DLC stuff
  • Warioware for Switch
  • new Metroid 
  • List of ‘new’ games/ ports

Ubisoft

  • Assassin Creed Origins gameplay with co-op
  • Far Cry 5 gameplay
  • Just Dance 
  • Mario/Rabbid RPG gameplay

Bethesda

  • Elder Scrolls Online
  • Evil Within 2
  • Quake
  • Elders Scrolls card game 
  • New Wolfenstein
  • new IP (Sci-Fi RPG)

EA

  • Star Wars 1313/Amy Henning project gets a proper trailer
  • Star Wars Battlefront II 
  • FIFA/Madden
  • new Battlefield

General/Hopeful

  • Hellblade gameplay
  • Borderlands 3
  • Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay
  • new Obsidan RPG
  • Rocksteady Wonder Woman game/DC project?
  • WB Montreal Batman game finally announced
  • Agents of Mayhem
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 in motion (yeah right)

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

JonTron inspired rp starters pt. 2!

“How do you forget a face? Especially one like that.”
“That…was…louder than I was expecting. I’m outta here.”

“Ladies and gentlemen of planet earth, you can’t make this shit up.”
“Is that our main character? I guess he doesn’t wanna be here either.”
“It is so good to hear THAT voice coming out of THAT dog.”
“Raisins? I don’t see anything wrong with that.”
“Wow! We’re just gonna go right there?”
“What did they film this movie on, Microsoft Kinect?”
“Am I dead yet?”
“YOU MUST BE LEONARD!!”
“AH SHIT GODDAMN. IS THAT A POOP RAT? IS THAT A FUCKIN POOP RAT?!”
“Am I threatenin’ you? Are you threatenin’ me? Who’s the threat here?”
“You monster! Let me see those melons!”
“I’m looking for a guy…bout your height.”
“Like, they FUCK you up, dude.”
“Someone MADE this.”
“And my dialog was written by a four year-old.”
“She’s outta there! She’s the smartest person in the room!”
“Now (name), you know that’s a loaded question.”
“For the first time in my life, I’m…I’m fuckin’ speechless.”
“Aw, (name), that’s just rude, that’s TASTELESS!”
“Lady/Dude, you just got turned into a horse! I’m gonna say sky’s the limit!”
“I don’t know what that is on the right, I think IT MIGHT BE A PHARAOH GOAT!!”
“The game story – fiction. Oh, thank god they cleared that up!”

“I think I’m bleeding from the chest.”
“Oh, nope…nope…don’t do me like this!”
“Ohhhh, here he comes!! Comin’ in from DOOOOWNTOOOWN!!!”

taken from foodfight and the zoo race. part 1 here.

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