Who’d’ve thought the guy who fake fucked a corpse for heat would be the hero we need? Courtney Rose of wrestling with makeup gave us a little sneak peek into the NXT Philly show and it continues to mend our feelings towards the WWE.

The Signs as Male Attitude Era Wrestlers

Aries: The Undertaker
Taurus: The Rock
Gemini: Mick Foley
Cancer: Shawn Michaels
Leo: Triple H
Virgo: Jeff Hardy
Libra: Eddie Guerrero
Scorpio: Billy Gunn
Sagittarius: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Capricorn: Shane McMahon
Aquarius: Big Show
Pisces: Booker T