Mick Foley is weird because he’s this “nice guy” but then you’re reading his books and he’ll be like “yo, anyone who really likes wrestling a lot never even sucked a titty, BOOYAKASHAAAAH,” like, who do you think is reading your dumb books about The Rock making you sad one time yOU FAT JERK!1!

The Signs as Male Attitude Era Wrestlers

Aries: The Undertaker
Taurus: The Rock
Gemini: Mick Foley
Cancer: Shawn Michaels
Leo: Triple H
Virgo: Jeff Hardy
Libra: Eddie Guerrero
Scorpio: Billy Gunn
Sagittarius: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Capricorn: Shane McMahon
Aquarius: Big Show
Pisces: Booker T