michelle mccool

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For close to a century, women have more than held their own in the male dominated industry of sports entertainment. Mat-mavens like Mae Young shattered the proverbial glass ceiling; inspiring generations who would ‘Blayze’ a path —— taking their preternatural skills to unprecedented heights. Leading to a revolution in the women’s division. 

i’m super hyped for the women’s royal rumble match because it means we have the possibility to see

- one more litacanrana

- one more stratusfaction

- one more widow’s peak

- one more molly-go-round

- one more last call

- one more glam slam

- one more eat defeat

- one more faith breaker

- one more implant buster

- one more spear

perhaps even one more black widow…

…or shining wizard

the possibilities are endless; all i know is that all these women and more have left lasting impressions on women’s wrestling as a whole and that their returns for one last match - and a historic one, at that - would be nothing less than extremely exciting and nostalgic. 

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“The chant was ‘this is hope’ and you saw tears in the eyes of little girls ring-side because all of you have inspired people all over the world with your courage, with your passion, with your unbridled talent. But that’s not enough. What do you say ladies? You make history once again.”

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22/01/2018 - Raw 25 Years: The Bellas Twins (Nikki & Brie Bella), Maryse, Kelly Kelly, Lilian Garcia, Jacqueline, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool, Terri Runnels, Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus

Bringing this back with a slight twist….

Taker: Honey?

Michelle: What?

Taker: Where’s my coat and hat?

Michelle: What?

Taker: Where - are - my - coat - and - hat?

Michelle: I, uh, put them away.

[John continues to talk shit]

Taker: *Where*?

Michelle: *Why* do you *need* to know?

Taker: I need them!

[Taker rummages through another room in his house]

Michelle: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no Takering. You are retired!

Taker: A bitch needs smacking!

Michelle: RE-TI-RED!

Taker: You tell me where my hat and coat are woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Michelle: ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! Now post that new workout video on my Instagram!

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I agree with Mr. Tom Casiello

I wouldn’t expect them to come back & do a match but they could’ve at least cut a promo about women’s wrestling.

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Doesn’t matter if you love or hate them you’ve gotta respect what each and every single one of them have accomplished in their entire careers. We may notice it didn’t have everything we wanted it had a ton of great spots. I haven’t been so emotionally invested in a match.They were absolutely amazing.

  • Taker: Honey?
  • Michelle: What?
  • Taker: Where's my coat and hat?
  • Michelle: What?
  • Taker: Where - are - my - coat - and - hat?
  • Michelle: I, uh, put them away.
  • [Dolph continues to talk shit]
  • Taker: *Where*?
  • Michelle: *Why* do you *need* to know?
  • Taker: I need them!
  • [Taker rummages through another room in his house]
  • Michelle: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no Takering. You are retired!
  • Taker: A bitch needs smacking!
  • Michelle: RE-TI-RED!
  • Taker: You tell me where my hat and coat are woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Michelle: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Royal Rumble 2018

  • 30 Women
  • 10 from Smackdown Live
  •   8 from Raw
  •   2 from NXT
  •   9 former Champions returning
  •   4 Members of the Hall of Fame

Entrance Order:

  1. Sasha Banks
  2. Becky Lynch
  3. Sarah Logan
  4. Mandy Rose
  5. Lita
  6. Kairi Sane
  7. Tamina
  8. Dana Brooke
  9. Torrie Wilson
  10. Sonya Deville
  11. Liv Morgan
  12. Molly Holly
  13. Lana
  14. Michelle McCool
  15. Ruby Riott
  16. Vickie Guerrero
  17. Carmella
  18. Natalya
  19. Kelly Kelly
  20. Naomi
  21. Jacqueline
  22. Nia Jax
  23. Ember Moon
  24. Beth Phoenix
  25. Asuka
  26. Mickie James
  27. Nikki Bella
  28. Brie Bella
  29. Bayley
  30. Trish Stratus
  • Most Eliminations:  
    • Michelle McCool (5)
    • Nia Jax  (4)
    • Nikki Bella (4)
    • Trish Stratus (3)
    • Asuka (3)
    • Natalya (3)
    • Sasha Banks (3)
  • Least Eliminations:  
    • Carmella  (0)
    • Sarah Logan  (0)
    • Mickie James  (0)
    • Naomi  (0)
    • Ember Moon  (0)
    • Liv Morgan  (0)
    • Kelly Kelly  (0)
    • Kairi Sane  (0)
    • Mandy Rose  (0)
    • Lana  (0)
    • Beth Phoenix  (0)
    • Jacqueline  (0)
    • Tamina  (0)
    • Vickie Guerrero  (0)
  • Longest Time in:
    • Sasha Banks (54:36)
    • Becky Lynch (30:54)
    • Natalya (25:34)
  • Shortest Time in: 
    • Vickie Guerrero (00:57)
    • Tamina (1:34)
    • Jacqueline (1:52)

Winner:  The Empress of Tomorrow: Asuka !


The Women killed itIt felt so good to see women who worked so incredibly hard to lay the foundation for the Revolution and Evolution to be able to come back and be a part of it now, in its current state.

Thank you ladies.

You’ve  … Still… Got …..It…..