Today was a great day. Michelle punched a guy today.
I think that he was an ex, before she figured out that she was the greatest lesbian in the entire world, who was pretty much a douche. I just wish she didn’t do it in front of the store.
I mean, we already closed up but, damn, the minute the guy brought in the whole conversation of getting back together and how the whole “lesbian thing was a phase” and how “she deserves a real man like him” and the whole “I swear I’ve changed” bullshit: the night went from good to great.
I didn’t know she could punch that hard. Then we ran.