michelin-man

fat bodies tutorial!

ALRIGHT SO my pal @kalreyno wanted help with drawing fat characters and as a fat artist i felt like i could give a bit of helpful insight on that. there’s also been a lot of complaining about “boo hoo fat characters are hard to draw so i can’t include them in my work Ever” goin on lately so if that’s your case then this is for you too!! and also just for anyone who would like help with fat bodies in general, ofc. anyway, let’s get this show on the road!!

let’s start with some common misconceptions. these are the two main attempts at chubby bodies i run into, so i’ll focus on them. 

the Anime Chubby i see everywhere, and it’s just……so wrong in many ways. first of all, there is almost no additional body fat compared to your average thin character - except for where it’s added in “attractive” places (breasts, hips, thighs). the breasts are way too perky, and don’t have the realistic shape fat would give them (though how to draw accurate breasts is another tutorial all on its own lmao). there is still a thigh gap, which usually only happens in very thin people, and bones are still visible on the surface of the skin, which also rarely happens in fat people.

the Michelin Man is better in some ways, but still not that great. it’s a slightly better attempt, but basically all that’s done there is taking a thin character and blowing them up, while giving no thought to fat distribution. the thigh gap is usually still present, and they look a lot more hard than soft - and fat is very soft and pliable.

here’s a chart on how fat usually distributes (if you can’t read my messy writing, “1. next to no fat, 2. moderate amount, 3. most of the fat distribution”). basically, the more muscle an area has, the more prone it is to develop fat, such as the abdomen, thighs, and upper arms. it’s important to note that fat sits on top of muscle, and that it does distribute in different levels, and not evenly across the body as shown in the Michelin Man. 

now, here’s an accurate fat body with all of that kept in mind!! notice how the fat isn’t only kept to aesthetically pleasing areas, and how it sits realistically on the character’s body. their breasts sag a lot more, which happens even in thin people with larger breasts, and the nipples are pointing more downwards than straight out. there is no thigh gap in sight, there are no bones in sight, and most importantly, they have fat rolls, which are very important in drawing a convincing fat character!! as far as i know i’ve never met a single person with no rolls at all, and everyone has them, whether thin or fat - they’re just more prominent and more consistently present in fat people. pay close attention to where they are and how they’re shaped.

here are a couple of drawings showing how fat is affected when sitting vs stretching. as seen in the first, the fat specifically on the stomach is distributed a lot more evenly and stretched out, so it becomes “flatter”. the love handles are still pretty visible, though, as well as the fat on the thighs and arms. the breasts are raised with the shoulders, and the fat on the shoulders and near the neck forms rolls as it’s being pushed together. 

in the second, there is a lot less room for distribution, so the fat is all pushed together. the breasts sag and the stomach forms rolls and spills into the lap. a good analogy for the way fat works is to liken it to a water balloon, and thinking of how its shape would change when resting flat on a surface, hanging off of a ledge, held upright, etc.

here are a few extra tips i find a lot of people miss!

first on the top is the hip/pubic region. the first circle is showing the way the bellybutton is folded in fat people, as opposed to stretched out in thinner people. the second is the stomach fat spilling over onto the pubic region and creating a separation in the two areas, which is something that’s missing in a lot of art. in addition, the pubic mound also gains fat, making it round as seen in the profile drawing i did up there (i’ve heard people refer to it as fupa?). the last in the hip region is the lack of a thigh gap. i can’t stress this enough!!!! if you’re trying to draw a convincing fat character, make sure their thighs are pretty much always touching!! for reference, mine literally don’t separate until my feet are about 2ft from each other.

the bottom right is showing the double chin, which a lot of people are afraid to draw!! fat does distribute itself here too, and there’s nothing wrong with it, so don’t feel like you shouldn’t give fat characters a double chin in your work for fear of it looking like a caricature.

in the bottom middle, it’s showing how fat affects different types of breasts with the presence of more or less breast tissue. 

lastly, at the very right are stretch marks with their usual locations and directions, which i also can’t stress enough!!!!! i sometimes forget to add them honestly, but they’re so important in accurately portraying fat characters, as they literally come from the skin being stretched from fat being gained (and they’re also just rlly neat lookin like why wouldn’t you lmao). some people have less and some people have more, feel free to experiment with them!

the last thing is body types!! there isn’t one single way for a person to be fat, so feel free to experiment with shapes once you’ve learned the basics!! 

so there you have it, a tutorial on how to draw chubs!! now go forth and make some accurate fanart or some rad fat characters, because the world could always use more of both. hmu if you have any questions or concerns, and thanks for reading!!

EDIT: someone pointed out the bad wording in the tutorial. thank you for bringing it to my attention and sorry for offending anybody. i’ve updated the tut, so please reblog this one!

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Bizarre things I have found online: Old-timey Bibendum/Mitchelin Man animatronics…

anonymous asked:

If you haven't done so-- Top 10 (or more? so many to choose from) villain outfits? :D

Oh yes. This is the real stuff, right here. Thank you for requesting this.

10. Viluy barely gets any screentime but she singlehandedly turned the cultural connotation of tinfoil hats from “kind of weird conspiracy theory” to “hip” 

9. I think this is Chibiusa’s distorted imagination of what she wants to look like when she’s older, and that distorted imagination does a pretty damn good job.

8. If you don’t have shoulder feathers are you even a Sailor Moon villain??

7. What Eudial has going for her is the matching Daimon Car that she has as a matching accessory. Sort of like Barbie and her Malibu convertible. 

6. This outfit is literally straight off the runway already so of COURSE Koan gets a seat of honor at the well-dressed villain table

5. For what can only be described as a sexy Michelin Man costume with a fish stenciled on it, this look is surprisingly not bad. 

4. Beryl set the standards SUPER HIGH for every villain that came after her. Like, she was a season 1 villain, she didn’t have to go that hard. 

3. This bitch knew what she was doing with the 3 kidney-sized baubles draped around her neck. 

2. Anyone who wears what is apparently a solid gold breastplate for thousands of years is not to be fucked with. 

1. Fun fact about Sailor Iron Mouse: none of us ever deserved her. She bore upon her back the pinstriped zoot suit. She answered the phone for our sins. 

the michelin tire man did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

M. Bibendum pour les pneus Michelin Câblé, France, circa 1920,fonte creuse en bronze nickelé marquée. Made in France et Generes Ets sous la base, représentant Bibendum en éclaireur scrutant l'horizon, un genou posé sur un pneu, hauteur 11, 5 cm, monté sur un socle en bois. Nunc est bibendum!

Bimbo Winter Wear

Most bimbos know that bimbo fashion is about putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  That’s usually done by showing a lot of skin.  But what about the bimbos who have to deal with colder climates, with actual winters and snow and such?

Well, the same basic rules apply, but you have to be a bit more creative than just exposing as much of your tits and ass as the law allows.  You should still be putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  Look for form fitting fashions that define or highlight your curves.

Sweaters can be your friend, but choose your friends carefully!  Avoid loose, baggy sweaters that just hang off of you and make you shapeless.  Instead, go for close-fitting sweaters, and you’ll draw plenty of positive attention no matter how thick the material is. In fact, as long as the material is contoured to your body, thicker sweaters can make your tits look even bigger and softer than normal.  Exposed flesh will make guys want to see your tits, but wrapping them in a soft, fuzzy sweater is going to make them want to feel them.

There are a number of men who also enjoy long socks and leg warmers; if your man is a fan, or if you’re not currently attached, feel free to take advantage of this!  Your extremities (a big word for the “ends” of your body: feet, hands, and head) are what get cold first, and where you “lose” most of your heat, so you’d be surprised how little you need to wear if you have a warm pair of socks on.  Thicker materials are often OK here as well, but you might do well to ask guidance on what your partner prefers.

Thick materials do not belong around your waist/hips, though!  That’s one area you need to keep as skin-tight as you can manage.  For this area, you should look for materials that are thin but still insulate well.  Denim jeans work great this time of year.  If you need a little extra insulation, opt for some lycra leggings under your jeans instead of panties.  Shapewear also tends to be very effective in retaining heat; not so great in the summer, but helpful in the winter!

Required to wear a skirt or dress? See if you can wear a slip or petticoat under the skirt. It will provide an extra layer of insulation, can help trap warmer air close to your skin, and doesn’t change the shape of the skirt. It also can move with the skirt for easy access/exposure, if that’s the intent of the dress or skirt.

We’re sure you’ve heard this before, probably most of your life, but layers, layers, layers.  Dressing in layers not only helps with insulating you against the cold, but hopefully you might even get warm enough to be able to remove some of the layers when you’re indoors. Never underestimate the enjoyment that comes from watching a woman removing clothing, even if she’s still covered underneath; the removing of a layer invites the viewer’s mind to imagine the next layer coming off, and then the next, and so on. You stay warm, and they get hot, so it’s a win-win!  But keep in mind the show you’re putting on, and don’t wear anything too difficult or awkward to remove.

Winter is the time to get furry, too.  Fur is not only warm, but it puts in peoples’ minds that you’re as luxurious and soft as the fur you’re wearing is.  They’ll want to pet the fur, and they’ll want to pet you too.  As @hypdom has said time and again, “Bimbos are soft on soft on soft.” (By the way, @hypdom has a tag for “winter bimbo” with his ideas for winter fashions for bimbos. Go check it out for more suggestions!)

Let’s talk about coats and jackets for a minute.  There’s really no need to get the giant, puffy, Michelin-man coats except in extreme climates.  A good coat has three parts: a breathable liner to let warm, moist air escape away from your body; a layer of fibers with plenty of gaps for that warm air to fill and be trapped in; an outer layer with a dense enough weave to the material to prevent water or cold air from entering the fiber layer.  The thicker the fiber layer, the more warm air it can hold, so the more insulating it is.  However, it takes more time for warm air to fill that space between the fibers, so it doesn’t provide any real benefit unless you’re out in the cold for very long times.  In other words, those super heavy coats don’t necessarily keep you warmer; they’re designed to protect you from “prolonged exposure” (being outside for a very long time).  Few bimbos really are going to experience that kind of time outside. So you’re better finding a fashionable coat that looks good and is good at trapping heat, instead of just grabbing the thickest coat you can find.  And put the coat on a few minutes before you go outside, to let the insulating (fiber) layer build up that layer of warm air before going out in the cold.

While we’re talking about winter outer wear, let’s not forget hats, scarves, and gloves.  They’re not only great ways to keep warm, but there’s tons of options for accessorizing your outfits with them to really keep your style pumped up to 10!  Fur works great for these also!

Most bimbos already know this, but winter is definitely boot season!  Wear them and enjoy them!  They’ll help keep you warm, also.  Get yourself some good, comfortable, everyday boots to wear, and not just the super sexy boots with spike heels.  Everyday boots can look great and even be sexy, but don’t forget that you’ll have to walk on wet pavement and possibly snow or ice with them, so make sure they’re stable and they fit well.

This topic was requested by @justanemptydoll, but we hope these tips have helped give everyone ideas on how to develop or extend a bimbo winter wardrobe.  The key thing to keep in mind is to keep your body on display (even if not your skin), and to be pretty and pleasing.  In the summer it’s great to make everyone stare and want to see more of you; in the winter, make yourself as warm and soft and pettable as you can so everyone wants to feel you.

What are your tips for bimbo winter fashion? Send them in, or send us pictures of your own winter wardrobe!

the gang on a cruise - hcs

requested by anon - these take place in a modern au!!

  • who comes up with this wild idea???? 
    • “so…….guys…. we got u all together here today because” (soda looks at two)
    • “how bout we go….”
    • “on A CRUISE”
    • two and soda said that and nearly everyone erupted in a collective “NOOOOOOOO”
    • steve and johnny were the only two to say “yEAH”
    • lil steve has never been more excited for anything in his damn LIFE 
    • “FUCK U DALLY ITS 4 VERSUS 3 GO GET UR FUCKN SWIMMING TRUNKS”
  • the curtis household is an actual MESS between booking it, packing and just the whole thing in general
    • there’s literally never a dull/quiet moment (as always) (but now it’s 10x worse)
  • they literally dont pack until last minute
    • like it’s 5 hours before they’re supposed to be leaving 
    • and nO ONE
    • NO ONE
    • EXCEPT DARRY & PONY 
    • HAS PACKED
    • bc we know darry probably drilled down on pony to make sure he was packed on time
    • darry is losing his fuckin mind when everyone is at the Curtis house asking for shit
  • they have to catch a flight to miami bc their cruise is to the bahamas
    • darry saw the groupon and he hasn’t looked back since
    • darry is def on the plane asking if someone has aspirin or excedrin
      • “sometHING I NEED SOMETHING” 
      • dar thought he was getting a vacation asap but this whole process of preparing and getting there has never made the times so stressful
  • steve keeps asking for food??
    • “DARRY IM HUNGRY”
    • yknow how they give out pretzels or peanuts?
    • HE HAD ONE OF EACH
    • HE EVEN ATE THE PAPER OF A NAPKIN BY ACCIDENT
  • johnny is softly sleepin
  • dally is kicking the chair of the lady in front of him
  • and two is snoring at mAX volume
  • before they board the ship
    • they have all their luggages and shit and their hair is all messy and fucked up w/out grease!! (but in a sloppy-cute way)
    • but darry turns around and he’s like
    • “when we’re here, i don’t know any of you. i don’t know your names, u don’t know mine. if you bother me or make trouble, i swear on our parents that i WILL RING YOUR DAMN NECKS”
  • steve ends up yelling
    • “AWWWW FUCK”
    • “WHAT STEVE WHAT HAPPENED”
    • “I FORGOT EXTRA UNDERWEAR”
    • “I LITERALLY ASKED YOU THAT BEFORE WE LEFT” (darry)
  • EVERYONE IS DUMBFOUNDED AT FIRST BY HOW BEAUTIFUL THE WATER IS
    • CAUSE EVEN DALLY’S NEVER SEEN CLEAR BLUE WATER BEFORE 
    • BUT THEN EVERYONE HAS THESE SECONDARY THOUGHTS THAT ARE HYSTERICAL
  • soda’s all
    • “can we drink it”
    • “it’s water isn’t it?” (steve)
    • “ITS BLUE WATER” (soda)
    • “I THINK ITS LIKE POOL WATER” (steve)
    • and then u can hear darry speedwalk w his squeaking flipflops 
    • “god, you guys r just embaras-”
    • *already drinking it*
    • “you guys it’s saLTWATer”
    • *already spitting it out*
  • dally’s reaction to the water is ike
    • guys it’s just water
    • it’s just saltwater
  • stevepop takes another swing at drinkin the water to see maybe if it tastes different a second time (spoiler alert….it doesn’t)
  • but pony and johnny r still so struck by it
    • “wow. it’s just so beautiful. you see how the sun glistens off the water johnny? it’s awfully gorgeous”
    • and johnny’s like
    • “i aint never seen somethin so big in my life. well, except for the sky of course. it just looks neverendin”
    • steve overhears and says passingly
    • “calm down u two, the water aint nothing special it just tastes like ass”
  • two foR once in his LIFE
    • isn’t putting his two-bit into somethin
    • he’s actually speechless about the water
  • on the cruise itself tho,
    • darry is deadass in the saunas
      • he’s gettin massages and facials and shit
    • steve and soda are chasing each other around one of the decks
    • pony is getting seasick as FUCK
    • johnny is eating icecream
    • dally is smoking his life away
      • and getting yelled at by staff for it
      • and then continuing to do so anyways
    • two is having margaritas and sangrias at 3 in the afternoon bc he promised not to drink heavy
      • even tho by like midnight
      • he drinks a six pack of beer and he’s havin a grand ol time
  • steve and soda are horseplaying
    • on the deck
    • in the saunas
    • in the pool
    • in the meditation room
    • all im picturing is that in each room darry is somewhere w a grump face
    • while steve and soda are messin around with the playfighting and chasing and backflips??
    • LMFaO just change the backdrop of the location and stevepop are still fuckin around while darry is just “omgfdsfkh”
  • im tellin u rn that the playfighting becomes real after some time
    • like someone’s startin a fight
    • steve gets his tooth knocked out again
    • “cmon soda really??? the doc just replaced it”
    • “don’t be stupid it’s the tooth doctor u fuckin airhead”
    • “it’s the deNTIST U DROPOUT”
  • dally & two are always checkin out girls w soda
    • but soda only comes along when steve sleeps in
    • bc he loves hangin w his bro :’))
  • SODA IS DEF THE TYPE TO SUNBATHE 
    • AND DARRY COMES OVER AND HE’S LIKE
    • “soda what are you doing”
    • “move, ya michelin man. ur blocking my sun”
    • “you’re sunbathing?”
    • “well darry whAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE”
    • “well u need sunscreen, that’s what it looks like”
    • “go and get a massage or somethin jeez”
  • pony is 1000% gonna yank johnny down where they can see the sky real well at 7:02pm exACTLY
    • in order to see the sunset and stargaze afterwards
    • johnny will probably appreciate it but knock the fuck out
  • dally is definitely burning holes in towels with his cigarettes on purpose after he gets yelled at for smoking
  • KAROKE NIGHT IS A MESS
    • they have to drag two away from the mic
    • buT before he leaves, he gives the microphone a drunk peck of a kiss??
    • (DONT ASK WHY - IT’S JUST AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD OKAY)
  • okay well johnny is just THE happiest lil boy
    • he’s just so happy to be there with everyone in a place so far away from home
    • he’s just chillin with that ice creams and makin sure pony isn’t dead
    • and fkjshfk he’s just a lil ball of sunshine on the cruise, this kid