michaelheizer

Updated masterlist #8

It’s that time again! 

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 27,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
1st december (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Non smutty visuals

Imagine #1 (Calum) (**)
Imagine #2 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*)
Imagine #4 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #5 (Calum) (*)
Imagine #6 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #7 (Ashton) (**)
Imagine #8 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #9 (Calum) (**)

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5 (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Single parent (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Trying to study
Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you *requested*
You saved me from myself
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Badly written imagine
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Happy New Year (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
Jock meets Nerd (**)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)
Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf
Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke  (***)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
Zayn leaving (!!!)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)
Calum in glasses (!!!)
Ashton in glasses (!!)
toasted Ashton (!!)
Return of Brashton (^)
Ashton winking/kissing  (!!!)

Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Grinding (*)
Anal

Masterlist

Michael

He accidentally messages you instead of Calum

He invites you to a Muse concert in London

You break up because he’s never home anymore

Loving all of you

He gets overprotective

The Dress

He is mad you haven’t deleted old IG photos of your ex

You ask him why he wanted to date you

Meeting your parents

He is taking you to Spain

You send nudes to the wrong guy

You accidentally tell him the gender

He texts you thinking it’s Ashton

You and him scared that you’re pregnant

You ask him what day it is

He accuses you of cheating

You think he cheats on you so you break up with him

He finds out your uncle is Brian May

He tries to learn about your brazilian culture

Your parents hit you and he tries to sneak you out

He saw your scars

You’re horny but he just sends you Pepe the Frog pictures

You accidentally sext him, your brother, instead of Calum

You sext him and it gets heated

You ask him what nail color you should get

You sext him and he comes over immediately

He, you, and the boys are part of the “giant squad”

Your date with Calum goes bad so he comforts you

He wants to cuddle at midnight

He cheers you up because his fans hurt you

He accidentally tells you he likes you because he thinks he texted Luke

You miss him on tour

He is sad ROWYSO ended

He texts you using lyrics of “Money”

“Calum” asks you if you like him, but it’s actually him

He, your boyfriend finds out you and Ashton used to date 

He surprises you to a concert to your favorite band

You fangirl over him

He surprises you with tickets to SLFL

He is insecure

Soldier comes back early

You get a nipple piercing

Calum

He thinks you cheated on him

Sexting while he is on tour

He goes to your modeling event

Inviting him over for a swim

He gets excited

Accidentally sends you pics of rings to you instead of Luke

You’re bisexual and like his sister as well as him

He breaks up with you for a stupid reason

He finds out you speak Spanish

You by mistake call him Daddy

He tells you he likes you

Problem with your ex

He gets jealous when you cuddle with Ash

He finds out you cheated on him with Luke

You ask him why he’s been ignoring you

You text him (videogames by lana)

He thinks you cheated on him

He is jealous that you’re punk and he isn’t

He helps you find your dog

You got raped last night when you went out with friends

You help him with French 

He flips when he finds out his son got in trouble at school

He is your best friend and he tries to dirty talk you

He is sketchy

Sex with him for a ride? Deal

He finds your secret tumblr

He takes you to Buffalo Wild Wings but you’re a vegetarian

He accidentally text you instead of Michael saying he hates you

He gets jealous over some guy

He get a new puppy

Luke

Accidentally sexting Luke

You get a piercing while he is on tour

Asking your fuck buddy for some advice

He texts you his feelings by accident

He misses you while he is on tour

You two are the annoying couple that love each other

He gets jealous

He finds out you’re messing around with Mikey

You’re scared you might have cancer

He confronts you about sexting Michael by accident 

You ask him to come over at 4am

You accidentally text him in what you want to do when you get home

You have a phobia of getting sick

You think he’s ignoring you but he was at band practice

You confront him about the IHEARTRADIO boner

He finds a condom in his 16 year old daughter’s room

He is your brother and finds out you hooked up with Calum

You’re pregnant and find blood when you wake up

He finds out you and Ashton are “friends with benefits”

You prank him

He is jealous that you’re friends with the other boys

He tries to comfort you when you have a miscarriage 

He saves your drunk ass

He tells you to buy SKH

He, your brother, finds out you fooled around with his best friend, Calum

He is your first

He cheats on you and pretends he didn’t do it

He is insecure about his body

He assists you during your period

He steals Calum’s phone and texts you that he misses you

He plans to take you somewhere so he surprises you

You find out why he cheated on his girlfriend

You tell him about your anxieties and insecurities 

He, your boyfriend, finds out that Ashton used to like you and you dated Calum

He acts like a prick

He texts you when you are asleep

He finds out your best friend is Ashton

He is sexually frustrated

Ashton

He’s at work but you’re horny

Teasing him

He breaks up with you then gets jealous

He misses his little sister on tour

Trying to convince him to join you at the beach

He got jealous when he saw you dancing with some guy

Smartest yet douchiest in your Chemistry class

He accidentally texts you pics of rings for you instead of Cal

He gets hate on twitter

He’s on tour and you tell him you’re pregnant with twins

He’s feeling depressed

He texts you sweet things

He breaks up with you then wants you back years later

He’s sexually frustrated

He tries to learn some of your Spanish culture

You accidentally call him Daddy and he likes it

He finds out about you and Michael

There are “monsters” under his bed and he’s scared

He gets jealous because you tweeted about Andy Biersack

You want to break up but he changes your mind

You text each other TFIOS style

He buys cute clothes for your soon-to-be daughter

He thinks you’re cheating on him with Andy Biersack

He’s away on tour

He is so horny

You accidentally sext him, your brother, instead of Luke, your brother

He finds out about you and Michael

You are pregnant and hid it from him

He finds out your dad is a famous WWE wrestler

He wants to cuddle

You think you’re clingy but he tells you otherwise

You get hate for being plus-size

He is your big brother and finds out you’re sick

He tells you to break up with your boyfriend

He takes a joke too far and leaves pizza and flowers on your doorstep

It’s your birthday and he surprises you

He throws a surprise party for your birthday

You’re his little sister, you’re stressed, and he helps you through it

He helps you through a breakdown

He wants to take you to the beach and things take a turn

Morning texts with him about school

Multiple Part AU’s

Calum

He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part One

He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Two

He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Three

He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Four

He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Five


He is your best friend and gets jealous at the club: Part One

He is your best friend and gets jealous at the club: Part Two


He, your brother, is rude to you: Part One

He, your brother, is rude to you: Part Two


He gets jealous over some guy: Part One

He gets jealous over some guy: Part Two


Luke

He cheats on you and pretends he didn’t do it: Part One

He cheats on you and pretends he didn’t do it: Part Two

Ashton

You sleep around with a lot of guys and he loves you: Part One

You sleep around with a lot of guys and he loves: Part Two

Michael

He forgets your 13th birthday: Part One

He forgets your 13th birthday: Part Two


He is in a love triangle: Part One

He is in a love triangle: Part Two

4/4 AU’s

They think they’re more punk than you

You get a haircut and hate it

You send him some pictures

Sexually frustrated

They find out their daughters/sons had sex

You loose your virginity to them and regret it

You send them a booty pic

You have a daddy kink and they hear you with Ashton

They try to sneak in

They see your self harm scars

They hear you moaning with Luke

They try to get you and Ashton back together

They have some jokes

They invite you to homecoming

They argue about who would top

2/4 AU’s

Luke and Calum fight over which one gets to date you

Calum takes Luke’s phone

Luke takes Michael’s phone while you two were sexting

Michael takes Calum’s phone while you two were sexting

Michael texts Calum about you giving him a lapdance

Ashton, your best friend, texts you that he likes you but Luke reads it

Complete Material List

All my social media: Snapchat (nithyamarnee), Instagram, Twitter, 8tracks, Spotify.

The ones with the ‘♦’ symbol in front of them are smut :) xxx

—————————————————————————————————————————

Ashton

Baking with Ashton

You’re friends with Ash but he kisses you

Calum & Ashton have a crush on you

You’re older than him

His mum walks in on the dirty

Ashton sings Wherever You Are to you before going on tour

You and him are being cheesy

Ashton takes you to the fair

You buy sexy new lingerie and you’re shy to show it off

Michael and Ashton have crushes on you

Ash proposes to you

You’re Liam’s ex and dating Ash now and Liam finds out when 1D and 5SOS are on tour together

Ashton AU where he’s not famous and moves to Ireland

  -> Part 1
  -> Part 2
  -> Part 3
  -> Part 4
  -> ♦ Part 5

  -> Part 6


Bandanas (Smut in which he ties you up w/ his bandanas)

Holiday (You two have sex on holiday)

Teacher Ashton smut (insp. by his new glasses)

♦ Lips Of An Angel(Part 1 || Part 2) (Cheating on Luke w/ Ash)

She’s a good girl, daddy’s favourite (Punk!Luke + Daddy!Ashton threesome)

————————————————————————————————

Calum

Nervous Calum bc he’s younger

Break up with Calum where you’re a famous YouTuber

You fight with Calum and end up making out

Jealous Calum

Calum has a crush on you and he is nervous

Long distance relationship

Calum & Ashton have a crush on you

Bad boy Calum likes you

Clingy Calum

Cuddling with Calum after tour

You both are best friends and you confess your love for each other

Being cuddly and things get heated

Few years younger than Calum

Don’t Ever Leave

Hickeys

Fight With Calum

Happy New Year

♦  Partition

Dom!Calum (tiny blurb)

Hair pulling & making out

Calum cheers you up when you’re sad

♦ Calum being a tease

He catches you masturbating

————————————————————————————————

Luke (I’m a Luke girl so I have lots of little Luke blurbs here!)

Luke lookalikes

My Luke playlists (Sex || Cuddles)

Fight with Luke

Break Up With Luke (Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4)

You’re a famous singer and Luke has a crush on you

You’re vlogging at a 5SOS concert and Luke kisses you

You’re Spanish and the boys like your accent and Luke is jealous

You’re friends with Luke but he gets jealous when you cuddle with Michael

You’re a singer and Luke has a crush on you

Bumping into Luke

Making out with Luke at the airport

You’re in a video & have to kiss Ash but Luke likes you

You & Luke have a cute moment in front of his family

He accidentally hurts your feelings

Long distance relationship

You’re best friends with Luke & he hates your douchey boyfriend

Luke throws you an 18th birthday party but it goes wrong

You’re older than him

Neck kisses

Luke’s mum walks in on the dirty

Luke falls in love with a Norwegian

The boys find love bites and scratch marks on you and Luke

Luke is sad

You’re shorter than Luke

Your daughter climbs into your bed

Clingy Luke

Luke comforts you after a nightmare

The boys walk in on you and Luke

You and Luke flirt a lot but neither of you will admit it

You comfort him after he had a bad day

The boys hear you and Luke

You’re angry bc your best friend has been talking shit about you

You and Luke have crushes on each other and end up having sex

You qualify for the Olympics and Luke surprises you

You’re Luke’s girlfriend and meet 1D for the first time

You get drunk and Luke takes you home and looks after you

Early morning sex

Rough sex with Luke and boys make fun of you both the next day

Jealous Luke

You are always shipped w/ Michael but Luke has a crush on you

Romantic evening turns dirty and you’re caught by the band

♦ Luke AU Smut: He’s the bad boy, you’re the shy nerdy girl (Part 1|| Part 2)

End Up Here (Smut inspired by the song)

Shower sex

Sleepover with your best friend (You move in with Luke & have celebratory sex)

My Way (Inspired by Luke’s VMAs outfit)

It’s All About You Tonight, Baby (AMA inspired smut)

♦  Watching a movie w/ the boys and Luke gets horny

Backseat Serenade

I Wish It Wasn’t So (Luke asks you to come on tour with him but you can’t go)

Talking about the future (Blurb with pictures)

Close As Strangers

You two hate each other & go to the beach and end up making out

Stormy Weather Is For Cuddling

His brothers make fun of your hickeys

Best Christmas Tree Ever

Christmas Eve

Christmas morning with Baby Hemmings

♦  Just Friends, Right?

She’s a good girl, daddy’s favourite (Punk!Luke + Daddy!Ashton threesome)

♦  Honeymoon

♦  Lunch (Thigh riding smut)

Never Have I Ever (Part 1 || Part 2 - soon!)

Luke forgets your birthday

You’re 5sos’ stylist & you & Luke like eachother (Part 1||Part 2- soon!)

Hockey!Luke

Luke comes back from tour

Luke does your hair

Dom!Luke

Sub!Luke

Tantalising (insp by iHeart Radio awards Luke)

Sex with Luke is like…

Jealous

Mrs. Hemmings (Wedding Night Smut w/ visuals)

First Time (Virgin!Luke, virgin!you smut)

♦ Footballer Luke AU (Part 1 || Part 2 soon!)

Photograph (Insp. by the Ed Sheeran song, Photograph)

Teach Me (Virgin!Nerd!Luke)

Mine (Sub!Luke)

Spoil You

Thigh riding in a car

Honeymoon Luke insp by Luke in white

Birthday

  Husband!Luke blurbs

  Daddy!Luke blurbs

Roommate!Luke jacking off to you

Roommate Luke mutual masturbation

Giving Luke a blowjob would include

Luke eating you out would include

Dom!Luke would include

  Tiny us

Millionaire!CEO!Luke (All CEO Luke blurbs here!)

Intelligence

♦  Happy Trail

♦  Honeymoon with Luke would include

  First Kiss

  Pregnant

I Was Thinking (CEO!Dom!Daddy!Luke)

————————————————————————————————

Michael

He helps you fall asleep

A fan kisses him without his consent and you fight

You’re a fan and Michael likes you in an interview

You bump into him in Starbucks

You are a horseback rider at the Olympics and dating Michael

You both are best friends and he admits he likes you

Michael and Ashton have crushes on you

New Years

Snow day with Michael

You eat the last slice of pizza

Hockey!Michael

————————————————————————————————

4/4

Falling asleep on each other

His daughter is abused by her boyfriend

You’re best friends and he confesses his love for you

He tries to do your make up and fails

Drunk At A Party

Sharing a bed for the first time

You’re best friends and he sees you after a long time

Someone flirts with you and he gets jealous

You’re a bet (Part 1 Part 2)

You’re way shorter than him

♦ Your first time is with him (Ashton Luke Calum Michael)

Their tour bus breaks down and they have to bunk with you

What kind of girl they’d go for

What your relationship is like

How he reacts when you tell him you’re on your period

They’re with a girl with big boobs

You are a dancer

You have different music tastes

Sleeping with him

Sex with him

Playing hide and seek and you give him a boner

His nicknames for you

How he proposes

Snapchat he sends when he’s on tour

Snapchat from your best friend in the band

Texts from when hes on tour

He spoils you

Social Media & your relationship (w/ fake tweets)

You’re super smart

He Gets Insecure (Malum || Lashton)

Your First Time Together

Christmas Couples (Picture preference)

Snapchats from him (Ashton || Calum || Luke || Michael- soon! )

Sex & Moans

♦  Turned on in public

Luke gets the band a puppy

You come out as bisexual

Tummy aches

—————————————————————————————————
     

Song Imagines (4/4)

Goodnight Moon, Go Radio

Still Into You, Paramore

All of Me, John Legend

————————————————————————————————

Stormycal’s Masterlist

LAST UPDATED: FEBRUARY 22ND, 2016

KEY: (nsfw) = smut/dirty/sexual topics

a/n: requests are currently open, but please keep in mind that I can be very selective about what I choose to write about. if your request is not written, please don’t take it to heart, I just had trouble writing it to the best of my ability!

C A L U M

Sex with Calum (nsfw)

You’re sick and he comes to comfort you

Neighbor!Calum

Boxer!Calum

Getting him pumped up for the show (nsfw)

He’s sweaty after a show

Pillow fight

Car sex (nsfw)

Whipped cream (slightly nsfw)

Bestfriend!Calum

Treehouse Escape

Calum playing hide and seek with your daughter

Cigars (nsfw)

Lost In Music

Whipped Cream (sort of part two - nsfw)

Badboy!Calum // part two

Chemistry (nsfw)

Reunited (nsfw)

Reckless

“Please don’t leave me, Calum.” // sad version :: part two

“I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong.”

You’re still nervous in your relationship 

“Did you cheat on me?”

“Y/N! Where is my flannel? I swear to God.”

“What’s that in your bag? Is that…? Tell me it’s not.”

Calum makes you insecure // part two

Confiding

He insults you about your weight

Dance

Daycare

First time having sex and you cry (nsfw)

Soccer!Calum

You watch porn with him for the first time (nsfw)

Target 

Bar fight

Close as Strangers

Mystery Girl

Cuddly

Calum’s back muscles

Twins 

You get into a fight with him

Calum catches you masturbating (nsfw)

He physically hurts you

You tell him that you’re a virgin

“Oh, Daddy.” (nsfw)

Thigh riding (nsfw)

He calls you a name that offends you

You tell him about your insecurities (plus size!5sos)

CEO!Calum

First date with him

He finds out he’s your first boyfriend

Gang!Calum gets arrested // part two // part three

Happy New Year

Body shots (slightly nsfw)

Catching Feelings

He cuddles you for the first time

Football

You get your period on him

Stunning (nsfw)

He makes you cry

You’re caught fooling around with him

Broken bass

My little girl

You accidentally hit him in the balls

Ready (nsfw)

L U K E

Luke has two sides in his sex life (nsfw)

Zip-lining

You leave him while he’s still on tour (slightly nsfw)

Cheating rumors about you and Luke’s relationship

You fight over a FIFA Game with Michael

Tattoo artist!Luke

He sees you for the first time

“Why haven’t you proposed to me yet?”

You keep on stealing his food

Lazy Morning Sex (nsfw)

He catches you masturbating (nsfw)

Being Luke’s pregnant wife would include

You watch porn for the first time (nsfw)

Lovestruck

Not Enough Charm

He comes home from tour

Jealous Luke (nsfw)

Sub!Michael and Sub!Luke (nsfw)

Going to the state fair with Luke would include

Nightclub

Being newlyweds with Luke would include

CEO!Luke

Autumns with Luke

CEO!Luke on Valentine’s Day

“I’ve missed you so much, princess.” (nsfw)

Luke picks you up from the airport

“You lied right to my face.”

“Why are you being like this?”

He wants you back after you broke up

Fratboy!Luke

Big Boobs (nsfw)

Makeup Artist (nsfw)

You’re both celebrities and he cheats on you // part two

Daddy!Luke (not nsfw - father Luke)

He faints on stage

He cheats on you while being drunk // part two

On the Down Low

Fake relationship

He physically hurts you

Arzaylea abuses you

He cries when he holds your baby for the first time

8 Days

First Time (nsfw)

His aunt tweets a picture of you two

You think that he likes your twin sister more // part two

First Date

Luke makes you cry

You’re his younger sister and you hook up with Michael (nsfw)

You’re sick

So Much More (nsfw)

You get your nose pierced with him

Running

Your child wets the bed

Braids

Princess (nsfw)

A S H T O N

Photography sessions

Being upset with him

He takes a picture of you

You have a nightmare and he’s there to comfort you

Dominant!Ashton (nsfw)

Ashton suggests a new game (nsfw)

Hard, rough sex (nsfw)

Tutor!Ashton (nsfw)

Soldier!Ashton

Miscarriage

Insecurities (nsfw)

Staying in

Mornings with him (nsfw)

Butt Grabs (nsfw)

Working out with Ashton

“I love you so much and it scares me.”

“If you really loved me you would fight for me.”

“I could’ve sworn your eyes were green…”

“Please… you’re scaring me.” // part two // part three

Rough (nsfw)

Camping

“Please don’t leave me.”

Tornado

You watch porn with him for the first time (nsfw)

He catches you masturbating (nsfw)

Black is Beautiful (nsfw)

Single dad!Ashton

Promise Ring

You catch him talking about your sex life

You think that he’s going to hit you

Barista!Ashton

You’re sick

Insecure

He compares you to his ex // part two

Bathing suits

You get into a fight (big brother!ashton)

Being a bigger girl and dating him would be like…

The Silent Treatment

M I C H A E L

Showering with him

Michael being your first boyfriend

The Game (nsfw)

A date with shy Michael

He talks about you guys’ relationship

Insecure Michael

Father!Michael

Art major!Michael

Shower sex (nsfw)

Sweaty sex (nsfw)

“Please don’t leave me.”

Jealous Michael (nsfw)

You watch porn for the first time (nsfw)

Michael finds out that you have arachnophobia

Bowling with Michael

He checks up on you

Bestfriend!Michael (nsfw)

Silly (Michael)

“Who made you cry?”

Sub!Michael and Sub!Luke (nsfw)

“It’d be great if you dropped that topic.”

Attention

Being roommates with Michael would include

Making breakfast with him

“I was only joking, Y/N.”

Honeymoon

“Listen, Y/N… I love you so much. Please stop crying, I’m sorry.” // part two

“Have you lost your damn mind?”

“Your boobs are so squishy.”

Big Boobs

You catch him talking about your sex life to the boys // part two

“Wow, you’re really pretty.”

Truth or Dare // part two 

“It’s gonna be okay. It’s gonna get better.”

“I hate you so much I can’t even stand to look at you right now.”

Confident

Birthday

Roommate!Michael

“You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore.”

Bestfriend!Michael

Jack’s approval

Relaxing night in with Michael

Dexter

Matching Hair

Home

You’re on your period

How Michael would be in bed (nsfw)

Safe word (nsfw)

He admits his feelings for you

Sick days with Michael would include

Michael meets your child

Baby’s first word

He forgets your birthday

Broken Home

You get your period on him

Michael catches you masturbating (nsfw)

He proposes

Thigh Riding (nsfw)

“Waited so long to finally hug you.”

Single dad!Michael

You shower for the first time together

Freckles

Bad boy!Michael

Sleepover

Baby Girl (nsfw)

Meet and Greet

Confessions

Missed You

Road Trip

Surprise (nsfw)

Accidents Happen

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Never

All For Him (nsfw)

Bestfriend!Michael

O T H E R 

Rough sex with Lashton (nsfw)

4/4: He finds out you’re very ticklish

4/4: Greaser!5sos asking you out

4/4: Breakups

4/4 Hogwarts!5sos

4/4: College!5sos 

4/4: 5sos on Christmas

4/4: Their reaction to your nipple piercings (nsfw)

Blurb for Nisa

4/4: You have a big ass (slightly nsfw)

4/4: You have a fear of spiders

Fratboy!5SOS

M O O D B O A R D S 

Winter Luke

Calum + Green

5SOS + Tan

B L U R B N I G H T S

Christmas!5SOS

Roommate!5SOS

anonymous asked:

Michael that wolf suit you keep earlier?

ah, that’s RoleReversal!Michael

he is an animatronic there, so that is his suit

… and you can’t speak to him properly, this animatronics are hidden most of the time in a room that only workers have access… and this animatronics are quite agressive

specially the glitch one

Updated masterlist #6

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 20,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos  (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out  (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2  (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)


Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Anal

Bestfriend to Boyfriend

prompts taken from this post

Ashton

You’d lost track of how many times a day someone joked about it.

Ashton and Y/N; the Old Married Couple. The pair that knew everything about each other, the two that bickered about the little things. You always tied his tie for him when he had to wear one and he always carried your bags when you were shopping. Ashton held your hand when he dragged you through arenas and you played with his hair when he couldn’t sleep. The only other person apart from himself who could make his coffee perfectly was you, so he claimed, and he was the only one who knew that when you couldn’t sleep a sure fire way to make you tired was to go for a drive. You were best friends, always had been.

But that was all you were.

And despite the jokes your other friends made, despite the protests from both of your families, Ashton was just your friend. He was your best friend in the entire world, but he was just your friend.

Nothing more.

“Honey, I’m home.” Ashton grins, dropping onto your couch beside you. You rolled your eyes, aiming a playful kick at his shin before shifting so your legs were draped across his lap. “Play nice.”

“That was nice.” You smirk, taking the drink he handed you. “Besides darling, this is my home, not yours.”

“What’s mine is yours, isn’t that the official marriage motto?”

“You do know we aren’t actually married, right?”

“Damn, then I need to cancel those anniversary plans.”

When he said things like that, a voice in the back of your head questioned it.

But you dismissed that voice, pushed back into the box where it came from. You’d seen the movies, you’d read the books. Nothing ever good came from thinking thoughts like that about your best friend.

So you didn’t.

And honestly, you were more than content with being nothing more than Ashton’s best friend. You never wanted to risk losing him, never wanted to be without your partner in crime. A friend was someone whom you had mutual affection with, and there was no one who you had a stronger mutual affection than you and Ashton. And soon enough, the voice in the back of your head remained firmly in its box, never daring to make an appearance.

It never dawned on you that Ashton had that voice in the back of his head too.

You were laying in Ashton’s bunk with him, a common occurrence when neither of you could sleep whilst you visited him on tour. He was only in his sweats and you in your underwear and one of the World Tour shirts, giggling under your breath at each other as he played with your fingers.

“I hope you know I’m taking full credit for these fairy lights.” You grin at him, his own smile growing as his eyes flicker to the string around the top of his bunk. “Totally my influence.”

“Yeah, you’re lucky they’re not actually yours.” He chuckles, thumb brushing your hand. “Thought about stealing some off you but then decided I’m above petty theft.”

“Oh good. I am glad.” You laugh, nudging him playfully. “How much stick did they give you?”

“None, actually. Well, a couple of married couple jokes but they don’t count anymore since they’re basically true.”

“Again Ash, we aren’t married. We aren’t even dating.” You roll your eyes, still grinning. “Can you imagine? It’d be a disaster.”

“Right. Yeah.” He nods, eyes falling on where your hand is in his, the smile on his face being replaced with a frown. “A disaster.”

You’re silent then, watching him as he watches your hands. You can practically see the cogs in his brain turning, his eyebrows furrowed as he concentrated on toying with your fingers.

“Ash…you’re my best friend.”

“And what if you’re more than that to me?” He meets your eyes then, hands stilling their movements. “What if I want the married couple jokes to come true one day? Would that be so bad?”

You smile at him, lacing your fingers with his and tilting your head up to press a kiss to his lips. It only lasts a moment, your lips soft against his chapped ones, but he knows what it means. You both do.

“I can think of worse things.”

Michael

He wasn’t one hundred percent sure how the two of you had gotten into this mess.

All he remembered was the nagging every time he went back to visit his parents, the snide remarks from his cousins and the comments from his grandparents. Girlfriend this and relationship that. Michael swore he couldn’t remember the last time he had a conversation with a family member that didn’t somehow end up on the topic of his love life. Apparently, it was unacceptable for him to be single at age twenty.

So when the invitation to the barbeque came, he knew he couldn’t go alone.

Which was what lead him to sitting on your sofa awkwardly, trying to build up the courage to go with him. Except instead of going as just his best friend, Michael needed you to go as his girlfriend. You nearly spat your drink out.

“Just pretend of course.” He’d been quick to reassure you as you composed yourself. “I just can’t go to another event alone and endure the hours of significant other questions. Please Y/N? For me?”

Michael ignored the way his heart did a little flutter when you agreed.

Because he was not asking you to portray his girlfriend as that was what he really wanted. You were his best friend, just his best friend. Michael definitely did not get butterflies when you smiled and he did not have the exact shade of your eyes memorised. The love he had for you was definitely not more than he should have, and the fact that he was single definitely had nothing to do with the fact the only person he wanted to actually be with was you. Definitely not.

You were his best friend, he wasn’t allowed to think like that.

And seeing you laugh off his family’s comments about how they knew you were more than just friends when the two of you arrived, that definitely did not affect him. Michael was definitely not having an internal battle about whether you had better acting skills than he gave you credit for or whether you wanted this to be true as much as he did. He was not enjoying having your arm around his waist and he didn’t like holding your hand, not one bit. In fact, Michael was hating every single second of this entire stupid charade.

At least, that’s what he was trying to tell himself.

“How are you going to break it to your family that we aren’t actually a couple?” You laughed as he drove you home, twisting in your seat to grin at him. “Or am I going to have to leave the country?”

“Are you kidding? They like you more than me.” He smirks, ignoring the way your giggle made him want to smile more. “Besides, I leave the country for eleven months of the year, so you can stay put.”

“Oh, so I don’t get an invite on your tours anymore? Gee, you pretend to be a guy’s girlfriend once and he demotes you from best friend and cuts you off completely. I see how it is, no need for little old Y/N anymore now that the family are appeased.”

“God are you finished?” He laughs, leaning across the car to tap your knee lightly. His train of thought derails when you grab his hand, but he quickly recovers it before you notice. “I’ll just tell them distance sucks or something.”

You hum in response, playing with his fingers. Michael does not have to concentrate harder on the road when you do this, he is perfectly clear minded and unaffected by the gesture.

“Why did you pick me?”

Michael swallows hard at the question, not daring to glance at you as he pulls into your street before he answers.

“You know me the best. Easy acting.”

“But a random girl could have carried it on longer. Now you have to create a whole new break up story.”

“I don’t know, you were the first person I thought of.”

“So it isn’t because you actually want to be my boyfriend then?” The questions makes him nearly crash the car into the one in front of him. He parks slowly before turning to look at you in horror. “Cal told me.”

“Y/N…I…”

“Good thing I feel the same.” You grin, leaning across the car to press a chaste kiss to his lips. “You coming in or what?”

Luke

It kept hitting him in flashbacks.

One minute, the two of you were laughing at Ashton tripping as he left the stage after sound check, and the next Luke can’t get the feeling of your lips on his out of his head. This wasn’t supposed to happen, he wasn’t supposed to feel like this. You’d been best friends for six years for crying out loud, he couldn’t go ruining that now.

Of course, this would all be much easier if you just remembered that you’d kissed.

But no, you were blissfully unaware of the event that had caused a shift in your relationship. So it was Luke and Luke alone who was left without the knowledge of how to act around you best friend after you’d accidentally shared a drunken kiss.

The nights were the worst.

That was when he couldn’t escape the image of you giggling at him as he walked you back to your hotel room.

“You’re my best friend Lu.” You giggled, tripping a little as you left the elevator, causing him to laugh. “You know that?”

“Well duh, you’re mine too.” He smiled, holding your waist as you straightened up. “You good Pretty Girl?”

“Yeah, walk me to my room?”

His mind swum with the picture of you leaning against your door with a stupid smile on your face before you grabbed his shirt and pulled his lips to yours, the two of you grinning against each other.

“Night Luke.” You giggled against his lips, before brushing a final kiss to them. “Love ya.”

“Love you too.” He grinned as you pulled back, hands dropping your waist as you opened your door. “Night Y/N.”

It was when he could feel the traces of your lips still on his for a moment, his thumb swiping along them as he thought about the moment over and over again. Luke was spending the last few moments of his consciousness every night thinking about kissing you.

But he couldn’t tell you about that.

So instead, Luke kept fumbling his words and getting distracted by your lips whenever you spoke to him, brushing it off when you questioned him. He wasn’t sure how much longer he was going to last, but he knew one thing for certain; you weren’t just his best friend anymore.

Because he wanted to kiss you again.

Luke wanted to be your boyfriend, not your best friend. He wanted to be able to kiss you whenever he wanted and to be able to hold your hand and sleep next to you and all the things he wasn’t supposed to want when you were his best friend. But it was too late for that because you kissed him and it made him realise things he didn’t know he wanted and now he was stuck in this damn limbo because he remembered and you didn’t.

Which is why when you brought it up, he almost dropped his guitar.

“I…you…we…uh…” He stuttered, looking at you in shock across the dressing room. Everybody else had gone for lunch and he’d been messing around on his acoustic as you finished your emails, but none of that mattered now. “Say that again.”

“Are you acting weird because I kissed you?” You repeated your question so calmly that Luke thought he must be dreaming. Because there was no way you remembered and were unaffected whilst he was freaking out. “Lu? Is it because-“

“I thought you didn’t remember.”

“Well you never asked.”

“But you didn’t say anything.”

“Neither did you.”

“Right. Yeah. I didn’t.” He mutters to himself, eyeing you carefully. “So just to clarify, you-“

“Remember that when you dropped me off at my room the other night piss drunk I kissed you and you kissed me back? Yeah.”

“Right. Good.”

“Good.”

“Fine.”

“Fine.”

“Y/N?”

“Yeah Luke?”

“Wanna do it again?”

You grin, crossing the room as he puts the guitar down. His hands are on your waist and yours are in his hair and he can’t get the grin off his face until the moment your lips are on his again and everything feels right in the world. When you pull back, the smile returns to both your lips.

“Y/N?”

“Yeah Luke?”

“Wanna be my best friend and my girlfriend?”

“Thought you’d never ask.”

Luke doesn’t think he’s ever smiled so much.

Calum

Calum was the most important person in your life.

He was your best friend, and you loved him unconditionally. Calum had been there for you at your lowest moments and you’d held his hand when he had reached his. You’d cheered him on as he hit his highs and he always clapped the loudest when you hit yours. The two of you were so intertwined with each other’s lives that sometimes, it was hard to see where Calum’s memories ended and yours began, you knew the stories so well.

You suppose you were bound to fall for him.

And it happened to effortlessly you didn’t realise what was happening until your cousin was describing how he felt about his new wife in his wedding speech and you realised he was describing how you felt about Calum. And there was no denying it, once you realised you didn’t even try and kid yourself. As long as you kept those feelings hidden from Calum, there was no harm in being in love with your best friend.

Well, it hurt sometimes, but you could live with that.

So you went about your life as if the epiphany had never hit you. Calum was still your best friend and you wanted him in your life, and if squashing your feelings was the way to have him, then that was what you would do. You still held his hand when he wanted you too and played with his hair when he was tired. He still gave you piggy back rides for fun and carried your suitcases when they were a little bit too heavy. And whilst those gestures meant more to you than him, you didn’t mind in the slightest.

You should have known it was bound to come out eventually.

You were lying together in the back of the tour bus, the two of you laughing at each other’s lame jokes as you played a round of questions. Despite the fact you’d been friends for years, Calum still insisted on the game when you were together, to make sure you always knew all the details of each other’s lives, despite him being half way across the world from you most of the time. However whilst the questions started as a way of catching up, they always ended up completely off topic.

“Would you genuinely marry one of the boys if you had to?” You grin at him, Calum scoffing as the arm around your shoulders pulled you closer absentmindedly. “What?”

“Depends which one.” He grins, making you roll your eyes. “And the circumstances. Like, I could live with them all, sure. But I don’t wanna have to actually date any of them.”

“Sure thing Hood.” You smile, and he only rolls his eyes again. “Your turn.”

“Would you take a bullet for me?”

“Absolutely.”

You realise the second you say it that you answered to quickly, with too much conviction. Calum’s eyes widen a little, and you shrug, looking back at where his feet were tangled with yours.

“Really?”

“Yeah, of course. I would die protecting you. You’re my best friend Cal, and I care about you more than anyone else in the universe. You’re a complete pain in the ass most of the time, and sometimes I really hate you. But I love you. So much.” You sigh a little, before plastering a smile on your face and turning to look at him and joke. “You dweeb.”

Calum’s eyes scan your face and your smile drops. He can read you better than anyone, and you know he’ll see through the joke. What you don’t expect however, is for him to tilt his chin forward, for him to connect his lips to yours in a gentle kiss that was much too short for your liking.

“For the record,” He mumbles, his eyes closed. “I love you more than anyone else in this universe, an all the other universes.”

Your breath hitches as he opens his eyes to gage your reaction. Unable to find words, you lift your hand and pull his face back to yours, trying to convey everything you felt into the kiss. Judging from the smile he gave you when you pulled back, he understood. Like there was any doubt he wouldn’t.

He was your best friend, after all.


for @cliffwoes and @cliffovevo‘s bestfriend!5sos blurb night

Updated Masterlist #7

All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 300 notes
(!!!) over 500 notes

(^) over 1000 notes
(^^) over 2000 notes

(^^^) over 27,000 notes

Text AU

You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!)
You loose something stupid (!!)
Messaging the wrong boy (!!)
You love superheroes (!!)
Food mishaps with the baby (!)
you play hide and seek (!)
They think you are ignoring them (!)
Kitchen mishaps (!)
you buy a dog (!)
Harry Potter (***)
Kittens (***)
you give him a heart attack (***)
You have a bad day at school (***)
Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***)
You tell him you’re pregnant (***)
1st december (***)
Michael’s black hair (**)
supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Non smutty visuals

Imagine #1 (Calum) (**)
Imagine #2 (Michael) (*)
Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*)
Imagine #4 (Luke) (*)
Imagine #5 (Calum) 

Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!)
Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him (!)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!)
Supernatural 5sos (!)
Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***)
Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 4  (**)
supernatural 5sos part 5 (**)
supernatural 5sos part 6 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 7 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 8 (*)
supernatural 5sos part 9 (*)
Pap problems  (!)
Shutting him out (***)
You’re his celebrity crush (***)
Camp half blood AU   (**)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (**)
Camp half blood part 3
having an argument/fight (**)
having a argument/fight part 2 (***)
you like him but to him you are just friends (**)
Part 2 (**)
Love me like you do *song preference*   (**)
Finding out you are pregnant (*)
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*)
insecurities (*)
he insults you and the boys defend you (*)
He takes care of you when you are sick
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*)
Natalia Kills-Problem (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference*

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Luke Vs Ashton (*)
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Michael Vs Ashton
Calum Vs Ashton
Golden Compass AU
Ipod shuffle - Still into you
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)  
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)
Single parent  (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael (*)
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*)
Michael Vs Ashton
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Bad boy Michael (*)
He’s not that bad (*)
He’s not that bad part 2 (*)
He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**)
He’s not that bad part 4
No Sleep of the Wicked
Gastroparesis
No Sleep of the Wicked
Parenthood is hard
Appendicitis
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (***)
Neighbour (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke Imagine Panic attack (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*)
Married at first sight (*)
The Hunger Games (*)
Backstage fun *smut*
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same
Luke has a headache
Badly written imagine
Calum
Silent treatment from him (**)
Happy New Year  (**)
Mad at Calum (*)
Secret love affair with Calum (*)
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache
Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions
Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!)
Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf
Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke   (***)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^)
Michael’s voice (^)
5 members of one direction (^^^)
Zayn leaving (!!!)
My friend and I on the phone (***)
What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!)
Michael’s porn tash (!!)
My reaction to the skh ep (!)
Michael is too precious (!)
Return of red Michael (!)
Michael’s reflection (***)
Luke is rude (***)
Calum in glasses (!!!)
Ashton in glasses  (!!)
toasted Ashton (!!)
Return of Brashton  (^)
Ashton winking/kissing  (!!!)

Visuals    

Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
Yes sir!  (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Eating out (***)
Teasing (***)
Keep your underwear on (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Lingerie (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Against the wall  (**)
Thigh riding (**)
Car sex  (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun  (*)
Squirting (*)
Bondage  (*)
Holding Hands (*)
Orgasm  (*)
Fingering (**)
FxFxM threesome (*)
Wedding night (*)
MXMXF threesome (*)
Anal

Masterlist

(so far) :-) 

Michael

he denies watching porn

miss me yet?

i need to see her before i explode **daddy!michael 

Luke

we’re literally facetiming

he stole the hamburglar’s look 

i miss the way your fingers fit with mine

why is your bedroom light still on 

Ashton

you’re stressed about stats

he misses you one day after leaving for tour 

Y/N WHY DO YOU HAVE A NERF GUN?!

you & baby irwin miss daddy ashton

miss you … Xx

our relationship has reached the stage where i can touch her boobs and make a honking noise without getting hit in the face 

i hate your stinking guts

Calum

you annoy him to cuddle

pillowtalk

stressing about school

you’ve been binge watching cupcake wars on netflix 

your bum looks fantastic in that picture

i’ve never been more attracted to you 

4/4

dogs

anonymous asked:

Lou Ellen

  • she’s mixed, and her natural hair is curly as hell
  • she’s constantly changing her hair color, at least once a week, sometimes every two days
  • Her dad is a magician from Chicago
  • she’s a year round camper
  • Lou met Will Solace after an hour in the infirmary bickering with his older brother Michael
  • Her wardrobe is the most random thing, one days its fishnets and a tank top, the next its the camp shirt with ripped skinny jeans. Once, it was a tutu with Michael’s jacket and Will’s t-shirt
  • she steals other peoples clothes when they become friends
  • If they let her, when one of her friends is having a bad day, Lou will turn them into a small animal and carry them with her all day
  • Lou found out she was different after she had a argument with her dad, and a vase exploded and the flowers turned into frogs
  • Coach Hedge was the satyr that brought her to camp
  • pan as fuck
  • She carries a bag of magical implements around with her always, filled with anything from pig balls to sleeping powder
  • Lou could go days without sleep when she was working, and when Michael was around, he’d stay with her until he got her to rest
  • Cecil brings her coffee for all-nighters and tries to pull her away when she gets obsessed, but it’s not the same
  • Will keeps cabin 20 well stocked with burn creams and bandages, because Lou’s spells backfire sometimes and she doesn’t always go to the infirmary anymore
  • Lou Ellen and Michael were dating when he died. After that, Lou Ellen beat the ass of any monster that she saw, she was so angry. A few times, when they retreated, she tried to run after them but was held back by other campers.
  • once when this happened, it was a rather large hellhound, and Lou was getting pretty weak. Will ended up slinging her over his shoulder and carrying her away.
  • Cecil sometimes lets Lou turn him into something to keep her company, like a bird or a mouse
  • during the making of the pig balls, three Ares campers and several Hermes campers were sacrificed (temporarily)
Rebloggable master list #3

I HAVE A NEW URL! - as far as I am aware all of the links work now
All smut is indicated
(*) over 50 notes
(**) over 100 notes
(***) over 150 notes
(!) over 200 notes
(!!) over 500 notes
(!!!) over 1000 notes


Preferences

you make him cum his pants *smut* (!)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory (***)
You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (*)
He thinks you are cheating on him (***)
He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (**)
Bus Bunk mishaps (***)
Shutting him out (*)
You’re his celebrity crush (*)
Camp half blood AU (*)
Camp Half-blood part 2 (*)
Finding out you are pregnant
He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*)
he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2
having an argument/fight (*)
having a argument/fight part 2 (*)
you like him but to him you are just friends (*)
Part 2 (*)
Love me like you do *song preference* (*)
You ruin me by the veronicas *song preference*
When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference*
Natalia Kills-Problem

Visuals (all smut)
Dry humping (!)
People in chairs have more fun (!)
We dont need the bedroom (!)
Yes sir! (***)
Teasing (***)
Bath/shower (**)
Under the table fun (**)
Eating out (**)
Midnight at the pool (**)
Keep your underwear on (**)
Lingerie (**)
Fingering (**)
Lets go to the kitchen! (**)
Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*)
Angry fun (*)
Squirting (*)
Against the wall (*)
Thigh riding (*)
Bondage (*)
Orgasm (*)
Holding Hands
Anal
FxFxM threesome

Imagines

Ashton
Skype sex with visual  *smut* (**)
My wallflower (Nerd) (*)
My Wallflower Part 2
Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love
Luke Vs Ashton
Michael Vs Ashton
Michael
He walks in on your masturbating *smut* (***)
He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut* (**)
Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**)  
You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*)
Secret boyfriend Michael
Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut*
Michael Vs Ashton
Parenthood is hard
Luke
I like you, not him. *smut* (**)
Skype sex with visual *smut* (*)
Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*)
Luke imagine shower sex *smut* (*)  
Luke has a headache (*)  
Luke has a headache (*)  
Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We
Luke Imagine Panic attack
Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship
Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same,
Luke Vs Ashton
Calum
personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *requested* *smut*
Calum imagine He has a headache *requested*

Texts

#1 They think you are ignoring them (!)
#2 You have a bad day at school (**)
#3 You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!)
#4 You loose something stupid (!)
#5 messaging the wrong boy (!)
#6 Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (**)
#7 Harry Potter (**)
#8 you give him a heart attack (***)

Random

Ashton doesnt like cats (!!!)
Michael’s killing voice (!!)

REBLOGGABLE MASTERLIST!

Introducing 5SOS To My Family:

  • My Dad
  • My Mom
  • My Brother

My 5SOS Youtube Videos:

  • Liz and Luke Take Grocery Shopping

5SOS Vines:

  • 5 Seconds of Amnesia
  • Ashton Drumming
  • Michael in Music Videos (Drop That Mike)
  • Leuk Being ‘Punk’?
  • Calcal
  • Good Girls
  • Clean
  • Pool Party
  • Break Out, Break Out!

Heartbreak Girl (Calum Fanfic)

  • Chapter One
  • Chapter Two
  • Chapter Three
  • Chapter Four
  • Chapter Five
  • Chapter Six
  • Chapter Seven
  • Chapter Eight
  • Chapter Nine
  • Chapter Ten
  • Chapter Eleven
  • Chapter Twelve
  • Chapter Thirteen
  • Chapter Fourteen
  • Chapter Fifteen
  • Chapter Sixteen
  • Chapter Seventeen
  • Chapter Eighteen
  • Chapter Nineteen
  • Chapter Twenty
  • Chapter Twenty-Two
  • Chapter Twenty-Three
  • Chapter Twenty-Four
  • Chapter Twenty-Five
  • Chapter Twenty-Six
  • Chapter Twenty-Seven
  • Chapter Twenty-Eight
  • Chapter Twenty-Nine
  • Chapter Thirty
  • Chapter Thirty-One
  • Chapter Thirty-Two
  • Chapter Thirty-Three
  • Chapter Thirty-Four
  • Chapter Thirty-Five
  • Chapter Thirty-Six
  • Chapter Thirty-Seven
  • Chapter Thirty-Eight
  • Chapter Thirty-Nine
  • Chapter Forty

4/4 Preferences:

  • The Morning After
  • You Find Out He Self Harms
  • Your Brother is in the Band and You End Up Dating Another Bandmember
  • You Play Soccer
  • You’re Tall
  • Him Meeting Your Parents
  • Him Spending Time With Your Baby
  • He’s Blind
  • Telling Him You’re Pregnant
  • You Kiss at a Taylor Swift Concert
  • You’re One Year Younger Than Them
  • Kiss on a Dare
  • He Doesn’t Want The Baby
  • You’re Insecure About A Body Part (Lashton)
  • You’re Insecure About A Body Part (Malum)
  • They See You With No Makeup For The First Time

Wedding Series:

  • Wedding Dress
  • Proposal Location
  • Proposal Outfit
  • Engagement Ring
  • Cute Picture He Posts To Tell The Fans Through Twitter
  • Wedding Venue
  • Best Men
  • Bridesmaids Dress
  • First Dance Together as a Married Couple
  • Official Marriage Picture
  • His Wedding Ring
  • People Tweeting About It
  • Honeymoon

Music

  • Nothing Left To Lose + Rain
  • Amnesia + Rain
  • We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off + Rain
  • Hold On Till May (Acoustic) + Rain
  • Diet Mountain Dew + Rain
  • The Only Reason + Rain
  • Terrible Things + Rain
  • Robbers + Rain
  • Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You + Rain
  • Everything I Didn’t Say + Basement
  • Mrs All American + Layers

Playlists:

  • That’s The Reason, This Is Why
  • No Love For A Liar
  • Mellow Happiness

Luke Preferences:

  • Luke and You Get in a Physical Fight
  • You Have a Panic Attack at School and Luke Calms You Down
  • You’re Playing Sports and Get Overwhelmed and Luke Calms You Down
  • Wrong Luggage
  • Being in a Long Distance Relationship
  • He’s Your High School Boyfriend and Has to Tell You That He’s Leaving For Tour
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other Part 2
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other Part 3
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other Part 4
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other Part 5
  • You Hate Him and The Boys Force You To Like Each Other Part 6
  • Not Just Friends With Benefits
  • You’re Hanging With The Guys, But Things Get Heated Between You (sorta smutty lol)
  • You’re an Actress and The Boys Have To Watch Your Sex Scene
  • He Comes Home From Tour (Hella Fluffy)
  • You Have Big Boobs and a Nice Butt
  • Food Allergies
  • I’m Just Waiting Till You’re 18
  • I’m Just Waiting Till You’re 18 Part 2
  • Luke and Your Brother Are Friends
  • Without The Love by Demi Lovato
  • Married With Kids
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else Part 2
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else Part 3
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else Part 4
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else Part 5
  • You Like Each Other But He Dates Someone Else Part 6
  • He’s Your First Kiss

Calum Preferences:

  • Clingy Calum
  • You’re a Famous Youtuber and Calum Helps You Film the ‘Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag’
  • You’re Under 18 and Non Australian
  • Wrong Luggage
  • You Like Each Other and You Try To Make Him Jealous
  • Calum Comforts You After A Tragic Event in a TV Show
  • Runaway
  • You Meet at a Park
  • You Hate Each Other, But You Get Drunk and Wake Up Together
  • You’re Best Friends and He Asks You For Girl Advice
  • He’s Addicted To Cigarettes
  • Heartbreak Boy
  • Someone in His Family Hates You
  • You Like Him But He’s Dating Someone Else
  • You Like Him But He’s Dating Someone Else (Part Two)
  • You Like Him But He’s Dating Someone Else (Part Three)

Michael Preferences:

  • You’re Under 18 and Non Australian
  • You’re a Soccer Player and Get in a Fist Fight
  • You Like Each Other and You Try To Make Him Jealous
  • You’re Hiding The Relationship and One of the Boys Finds Out
  • Fluffy Michael
  • He Gets Jealous of Ash
  • You Distract Him and He Likes You

Ashton Preferences:

  • You’re a Swimmer and You Get Stressed Balancing School and Sports
  • You Live Far Away and Surprise Ash in an Interview
  • He Wants to Be a Father
  • You Fangirl Over 1D and He Gets Jealous
  • The Boys Find You Underwear
  • Harry Irwin Makes Ashton Jealous

All AU Memes:

  • You’ve Been Depressed So They Try To Make You Feel Better
  • You’ve Been Depressed So They Try To Make You Feel Better Part 2
  • You’re a Boxer
  • They Tell You You’re Hot
  • 5SOS On Friends- Ashton Michael Calum Luke
  • 5SOS on The 100- Luke Michael Calum Ashton
  • Dating ¼ and Touring With 5SOS- Ashton Luke Michael
  • 5SOS as Marvel Characters- Ashton

Mashton AU Memes:

  • You’re Best Friends With Michael, You Get in a Fight, and Ashton Is There To Comfort You

Luke AU Memes:

  • Dating Luke Hemmings
  • Sad/Sleepy 5SOS
  • He Casually Proposes
  • He Comforts Your Daughter After Her First Period
  • You Take Forever While Shopping
  • You Break Up On Tour

Ashton AU Memes:

  • Dating Ashton Irwin
  • Sad/Sleepy 5SOS
  • You’re Pregnant and He’s the Father
  • You’re Ashton’s Ex But You Stay Friends With The Boys
  • You’re Just Friend But You Like Each Other
  • Road Trip

Michael AU Memes:

  • Sad/Sleepy 5SOS
  • You Visit Him on Tour
  • You Hate Michael But The Boys Force You To Be Friends
  • You’re In A Weird/Cute Relationship With Him
  • Michael Wants To Frickle Frackle
  • He Thinks You Like Ashton
  • You’re Best Friends With Luke and He’s Over Protective

Calum AU Memes:

  • Sad/Sleepy 5SOS
  • You Decide To Meet In Person
  • Warped Tour
  • You’re a Dancer

4/4 Blurbs:

  • He Has a Wet Dream (Cake)
  • PDA
  • Road Rage
  • You Get a Concussion

Luke Blurbs:

  • You Call Someone Out For Talking Shit About 5SOS

Horoscopes:

  • His Favorite Song To Go Down On You To
  • Honeymoon Location
  • ATL Song That Reminds Him Of You
  • Your Song
  • His Favorite Gif Of You
  • Record He Buys You
  • First Pet Together
  • Honeymoon
  • 5SOS Lyrics

Picture Preferences:

Songs:
Song He Sings To You
Song You Sing To Him
Song That Reminds Him of You
Song He Wrote About You
Shoes He Buys You
Song He Sings to Make You Feel Better
Your Love Song
Duet He Sings With You
Nickelback Song That Reminds Him Of You
Popular Song That Reminds Him Of You

Outfits, Piercings, Tattoos, Hair:
First Date: outfit place
Prom Dress (Long&Short)
His Favorite Swimsuit on You (One&Two Piece)
First Award Show with Him (your outfit)
His Favorite Summer-y Outfit on You
Tattoo He Takes You To Get
His Favorite Piercing on You
The Outfit You Wear While Going out to Dinner
Little Black Dress Night at Your Favorite Club
Band Tee He Lets You Borrow
Matching Tattoos
The Outfit You Go Skateboarding With Them In
Their Favorite Hair Color On You
What You Wear To Surprise Him On Tour
Going To a Family Member’s Wedding
Beanie He Buys You
Fancy Hairstyle He Likes On You
Christmas Sweater Party
Seeing The Nutcraker With Lou Boutin Shoes
Winter-y Outfit
Snapback You Steal From Him

Family:
Teenage Son
Teenage Daughter
Picture He Tweets Of You and Your Kid

Dates:
Food He Makes You
Concert He Takes You To
Where You Sneak Off To
Female Singer He Takes You To See
Male Singer He Takes You To See

Celeb Best Friend:
Your Celeb Best Friend (Female Singer Edition)
Your Celeb Best Friend (Male Musician Edition)
Your Celeb Best Friend (Actors Edition)
Your Celeb Best Friend (Actress Edition)

Texts:
He Texts You First
I Miss You (Ashton)
He Wants Kids (Calum)
Drunk (Michael)
Best Friends or More? (Luke)
Surprise! (Cashton)
You Find a Picture of Him on the Internet and Feel Disrespected by His Hotness
Another Boy Gets Engaged and it Turns Into a Serious Conversation

Tweets:
Song Lyrics You Tweet To Each Other
Picture He Posts of You and Your Best Friend
Song Lyrics He Indirectly Tweets at You
He Tweets About Your WWE Diva Championship Match
He Tweets a Picture of You Skateboarding

Other Stuff:
His Favorite Video Game to Play with You
Stuffed Animal He Gives You While He’s Gone
How They Tell The Fans About You
TV Show That’s Ended That You Watch Together
Guitar He Buys You
Reality TV Show You Watch Together

Snapchats:
Random Pics from the Road

Song Preferences:

They Just Don’t Know You by Little Mix

I’m With You by Avril Lavigne

A Love Like War by All Time Low featuring Vic Fuentes

Fix You by Coldplay

Next to You by Chris Brown and Justin Bieber

Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade

You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground, I’ll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart in the Clouds by Mayday Parade

Photograph by Nickleback

I’m Already There by Lonestar

If You Say So by Lea Michele (Cashton)

Wrapped Around Your Finger by 5 Seconds of Summer

Good Enough by Little Mix (Cashton)

Good Enough by Little Mix (Muke)

Demons by Imagine Dragons

Drunk by Ed Sheeran (Muke)

Drunk by Ed Sheeran (Cashton)

Towers by Little Mix (Cake)

Other Edits:

Take Me Away To Paradise

Ashton: Listening to the Album

Ewok Series 1 …. 2 …. 3

Random Edits: 1 2

Hot-Af-Irwin’s Masterlist

I know there is a link to one on my blog but just to share one with those who don’t follow me, or don’t know that I have a Masterlist, here is one in the form of a text post! 

————————

* = Potential triggers, references of the sexual nature, sensitive subjects Etc.

Language is mild. Some most contain swearing. I don’t really write smut, but as mentioned, some may make references or implications.

——————————-

5sos:

Girls they would go for (4/4)

How they would treat you when you’re on tour with them (4/4)

Close as Strangers: Michael

It’s your first Christmas living together: Luke

He meets your new boyfriend: Michael

You attend a Halloween party with him and the boys: Luke

What he would be like dating a younger girl (4/4)

He’s your date to your Dad’s wedding: Cal

He cheers you up after a bad day: Luke

You tease each other about your heights: Luke

You have a problem with your lungs: Muke Cashton

He takes you to the VMA’s: Cal

He comes home early from tour: Luke

How he would tease you for being nearly the same height as him (4/4)

You think you’re average looking (4/4)

*You have Martyr Syndrome (4/4)

How you tease each other: Luke

Michael and Luke fight over you

How he reacts when he finds out you’re a kpop (4/4)

What he’s like when he first wakes up (4/4)

He falls asleep on you while you’re watching a film together: Luke

He convinces you to stay after a fight: Michael

He just wants to cuddle: Luke

He helps you sleep: Luke

You’re a fangirl for a different celebrity (4/4)

He’s sick but has to go to work: Luke

You bump into your Ex and he gets jealous: Luke

You elope: Michael

A pap pushes you over: Luke

He makes you a bubble bath: Cal

He teaches your son how to shave: Michael

Your first impressions of him: Luke

He Saves You From Drowning: Ash Luke

“I Can’t Make You Love Me” Song Preference (4/4)

“Goodbye My Lover” Song Preference (4/4)

*He gets jealous in a club: Michael

How he would be dating a girl with a purity ring: Ash

He gives you a massage: Ash

You tell the fans you’re pregnant: Cal

You comfort him after your break up: Cal: 1 2 Luke

*He takes an overdose: Ash Michael Cal Luke

You have an Asthma attack: Luke

You’re insecure about your hair colour: Michael

You’re insecure about your thighs and legs: Mashton Cake

Your birthday is on Christmas day: Luke

*You have Bipolar II Disorder: Ash

You’re Irish (4/4)

You’re Canadian (4/4)

You’re Brazilian (4/4)

You’re Scottish (4/4)

You’re from Donegal (Ireland) and they misunderstand you (4/4)

He Finds You Sick (4/4)

You dance for Nicki Minaj at the VMAs (4/4)

Elvish Prince! Luke

Valentines Day! (4/4)

Les Miserables! Luke

*He finds out you’re Anorexic (4/4)

You go to the Zoo: Luke

He does his daughter’s hair (4/4)

How he kisses you (4/4)

He plays Hockey: Ash

He worries about you after you have an accident: Ash

Daddy 5sos! (4/4)

His reaction to you getting hit by a car: Luke

You’re in a band and he likes you: Ash

He gets your best friend pregnant (4/4) Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Fans cause you to admit your feelings for each other: Ash Part 2 Michael Luke

Your brother is in One Direction (4/4)

You leave after an argument but get into an accident: Luke

You’ve passed away and he’s trying to move on (4/4)

*You dislike each other and you break down in front of him (4/4)

You play pool together: Mashton

“My Way Home Is Through You” Song Preference: Ash Part 2

You meet his family in Australia for the first time: Luke

He finds out you can sing and play guitar: Ash

You’re best friends and you like each other: Michael Cal

He saves you from someone yelling/following you in the City: Ash Michael Cal Luke

You meet him at a concert: Ash Luke

He defends you from an Ex: Ash Michael Cal Luke

He’s a superhero and he saves you: Ash Michael Cal Luke

*Morning after pillow talk: Michael

*He sees your scars for the first time: Michael

*He finds out you’ve passed away while he’s on tour: Michael

Harry Potter Imagine: Ash

You have Scoliosis and you’re insecure about it: Ash

You’re a punk and he’s a nerd: Luke

He proposes at another boys wedding: Luke

He’s a boxer: Luke

You finally meet him: Luke Michael

You’re bisexual and scared to tell him: Ash Michael Cal Luke

He Spots You In The Crowd At A Show (4/4)

*You get scared when you think he’s goin to hit you: Cal

He gets jealous when you fangirl over Harry Styles: Luke

He finds out your parents are two dads in a relationship and you ask him to meet them: Cal

You’re a fan and he surprises you: Luke

He’s a virgin and wants you to be his first time: Luke

His parents don’t like you: Ash

You were a bet: Cal Cal Part 2 Cal Part 3

He thinks you’ve left him: Cal

He’s your physiotherapist: Cal

You’re insecure about your body: Cal

“I’ve Got This Friend” Song Preference: Cal

Series:

A Royal Affair (Luke): 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

*Bad boy/good girl pairing (Luke): 1 2 3 4 5 6