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MASTERLIST

BLURBS (organized by boy then by oldest to newest)

Michael

Best friend Michael (he confesses his feelings for you)

Angsty Michael (he is partying too much and acting out and you can’t take it anymore)

Best friend Michael (how you two met in elementary school and where you are now)

Single Dad Michael  (he is raising his son on his own with the help of you, his best friend)

Angsty Michael  part two part three part four (distance starts causing a strain on your relationship)

Boyfriend Michael (this is about you having an anxiety attack, i wrote this from my own personal experience not to romanticize mental health issues, TW)

Drunk Best Friend Michael (you give his drunk ass a ride home)

Another Single Dad Michael (you are his little girls kindergarten teacher)

Calum

Best friend Calum (your teasing fun friendship turns into something more)

Visiting Calum on tour (same as the title lol you are visiting him on tour)

Neighbor Calum  (you meet your neighbor for the first time on the floor of your apartments hallway)

Spicy Self Love (plus size au)

High School Calum (Calum is a soccer star at your high school and you aren’t a fan of him, pretty much as cliche as it gets lmao) 

Best Friend Calum (Fluffy cute tour blurb)

Friends With Benefits Calum (when someone catches feelings, lowkey inspired by a scene from gilmore girls)

Luke 

Frat Boy Luke (you are his tutor that he now has feelings for)

Best friend Luke (you are visiting him on tour)

Jealous Luke (after you break up he is upset to see you on a date)

Angsty Ass Luke part two part three (you go to visit luke on a break between tours and are shocked with what you find when you arrive, also has bestfriend!michael in there)

Married Luke (getting in an argument about the future for the two of you) 

REQUESTS

Michael

“I hate you! You’re everywhere, and I can’t escape you! I can’t go anywhere without being reminded of you”

“Do you even love me?”

“Just tell me you still love me”

Calum 

He wants to cuddle, but you are busy

“I know you don’t love me, but please, just lie to me one more time”

“Leaving you was the hardest thing I ever had to do”

“Hi, my name is (Y/N), and I have no idea who you are, but I need you to kiss me”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“Prove me wrong.” Part 2

“Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me?” and  “Don’t cry, don’t fucking cry”

Luke

“Mommy ate the baby?!”

“You never let anyone in, and that’s why everyone leaves”

“I just love looking at you.”

Ashton

“It hurts to look at you” 

“If I’d known you’d be here I wouldn’t have come”

“Let me braid your hair, sweetie.”

“I wish I could capture this moment in a bottle and keep it forever”


RANTS (just me ranting about the boys) 

Fan Fiction Rant 

Jet Black Heart Music Video Rant  

MASTERLIST

requests are currently open

* - sexually suggestive

** -smutty

Ashton ⤵️

Blurbs:

Imagines:

AU’s:

Luke ⤵️

Blurbs:

Imagines:

Random Text Posts:

AU’s:

Michael ⤵️

Blurbs:

Imagines:

Random Text Posts:

AU’s:

Calum ⤵️

Blurbs:

Imagines:

AU’s:

Random Text Posts:

4/4 ⤵️

Blurbs/Prefs/Imagines:

AU’s:

Random Text Posts:

SHIPS

I started my period and I have cramps SO I need to distract myself, so I figured why not do some ships for you dope ass people!

What you gotta do:

  • Reblog this (no likes please!)
  • Message me (mlt, wyr, anything really)
  • Ship me if you’d like :)
  • Follow me, you don’t have to but my blog is rad

What you’ll get:

Ship: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Best friend: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Frenemy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Drunk fuck: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Drinking buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Cuddle buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Secretly likes you: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Who said “I love you” first: you/him
Who loves cuddles more: you/him
Who always stops to say hi to fans: you/him
Who is always taking pictures: you/him
Who is the little spoon: you/him
Picture/gif of who I shipped you with

NO NOTES AND THIS NEVER HAPPENED!!

So after a few days of deliberating, I’ve decided the best way to give back to all my followers and supporters is to do a HELLOTHERECALUMHOOD BLOG AWARDS 2015! (edit creds goes to my pal clummyhood)

—- categories —-

URL’s

  • Best band URL
  • Best Ashton URL
  • Best Calum URL
  • Best Luke URL
  • Best Michael URL

Fave girls

  • Fave Ashton girl 
  • Fave Calum girl
  • Fave Luke girl
  • Fave Michael girl

Most Likely To’s

  • MLT date Ashton
  • MLT date Calum
  • MLT date Luke
  • MLT date Michael

Best Blogs

  • Best updates
  • Best writing
  • Best fake texts
  • Best edits
  • Best 5SOS blog overall

—– How to nominate —–

  • Follow me
  • reblog this to spread the word please!!
  • send me an ask that says “I would like to nominate _________ for ________”
  • you can be the nominee or you can nominate someone else!

—– other info —–

  • there will be one winner for each category 
  • the winners will be decided by how many likes/reblogs each nomination gets
  • the closing date is the 9th August
  • THE DATE COULD CHANGE DEPENDING ON SUCCESS RATE

—– winners receive —–

  • a follow from me (yay i hear you say……)
  • a preference, and a fake text with your fave 
  • all my love
  • a place on my faves page
  • promos 
  • basically whatever you want within reason lol

So yeah,get nominating and good luck! (if this gets no notes, my bad)

s h i p s

hello blowmikey and i are doing ships 

so you must

follow both of us (if you want to) x x

reblog this

SEND US EACH a question (wyr, fmk etc..), or ship us + why.

and you’ll get

ship; calum | ashton | luke | michael

best friend; calum | ashton | luke | michael

pranking buddy; calum | ashton | luke | michael

frenemy; caum | ashton | luke | michael

random celeb ship;

icon; /10

url; /10

posts; /10

sidebar; /10

overall; /10

5sos ships!

What you have to do:

Reblog this.

Must be following me.

Ask me a question/mlt/wyr/tell me about your day/anything exciting happening.

Have a face/about page.

What you get:

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Best friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Drunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Who you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Drinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Secret admirer: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Who wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  both

Who sings the most: you  |  him   | both

Who says “i love you” first: you  | him  | both

Who steals food from the other: you  | him  | both

Who takes the most sneaky pictures: you  | him   |  both

Who introduces the other to the family first: you  | him | both

Who uses pet nicknames more: you  | him  | both

URL: ?/10

Icon: ?/10

Theme: ?/10

Overall: ?/10

Follow: no but ily | I am now | hell yeah | (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧Forever

No notes and this didnt happen!

SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS

so this is the first time i’m doing ships lol. i thought it would be fun to do.

okay, basically what you have to do is:

  • reblog to spread the word
  • MBF bc goals
  • ask me a question / mlt / fmk / ship me / anything I don’t really care
  • must have an about/face page or describe yourself in my ask 

and what you get:

Ship: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
Best Friend:  Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael 
Drinking Buddy:  Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael 
Cuddle Buddy:  Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael 
Concert Buddy:  Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael 
Secretly Likes You:  Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael 
Picture/gif of ship (not mine):

Who calls the most: you / him
Who texts the most: you / him
Who snapchats the most: you / him
Who’s more dominant: you / him 
Who’s always late: you / him 
Who’s more organized: you / him 
Compliment:
Song on Shuffle:


no notes and this never happened

SHIPS!

So the last time I did this it got 200+ notes, and I feel bad that some of you didn’t get a ship because of how many messages I got. So I’m doing a new one!

What you gotta do:

  • Reblog this
  • Message me a question (mlt, wyr, anything really)
  • Ship me if you’d like
  • You don’t have to follow me but I’m pretty rad

What you’ll get:

  • Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Best friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Drunk fuck: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Drinking buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Cuddle buddy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Frenemy: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Secretly likes you: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael
  • Who swears more: you/him
  • Who’s more punk: you/him
  • Who likes cuddles more: you/him
  • Who said “I love you” first: you/him
  • Picture/gif of who I shipped you with  

NO NOTES AND THIS NEVER HAPPENED

Ships!

So, every time I do these I get literally over 100 messages and I start to drown like wow but I am emo because of ROWYSO so I want to do ships

What you gotta do:

  • Reblog this (no likes please!)
  • Message me a question (wyr, mlt, anything really)
  • Ship me if you’d like 
  • You don’t have to follow me but I’m dope ;)

What you’ll get:

  • Ship: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Best friend: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Frenemy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Drunk fuck: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Drinking buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Cuddle buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Secretly likes you: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Who said “I love you” first: you/him
  • Who stops to take pictures with fans: you/him
  • Picture/gif of who I shipped you with

NO NOTES AND THIS NEVER HAPPENED

// Ships //

So its been a while since I’ve done any ships for my lovely followers, so I figured I’d do some today (even though it takes me forever to do them) (thanks you patient lil cats)

What you gotta do:

  • Reblog this
  • Message me (ship me + why, mlt, anything)
  • Follow me if you’d like (I promise I’m rad)

What you’ll get:

  • Ship: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Best friend: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Drunk fuck: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Drinking buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Cuddle buddy: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Secretly likes you: Calum / Ashton / Luke / Michael
  • Compliment
  • Picture/gif of who I shipped you with

no notes and this never happened

Ships for castaways!

Rules:

- Must be following me.

- Reblog this post.

- Have an about me/face page.

- Ask me a question, mlt, fmk, wyr, or tell me something exciting!

What you get:

Ship: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Best friend: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Drunk hook-up: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Who you go for advice: Calum | Ashton | Luke | Michael

Who wants to cuddle the most: you  | him   |  both

Who sings the most: you  |  him   | both

Who says “i love you” first: you  | him  | both

who chooses the movies you watch: you  | him  | both

who takes the most sneaky pictures: you  | him   |  both

who introduces the other to the family first: you  | him | both

URL: ?/10

Icon: ?/10

Theme: ?/10

Overall: ?/10

Follow: no but ily | I am now | hell yeah | (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧Forever