Assassin's Creed Movie Spoiler Positive Rant
Can we just take a second to admire Maria from 1492 Spain. SHE WAS A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. IM PRETTY SURE SHE LEGIT BROKE SOME GUARD’S NECK WITH JUST HER LEGS! SHE DID A FUCKING WALLRUN OFF A ROCK ONTO THE BACK OF A MOVING CARRIAGE SO SHE COULD TAKE OUT AN ENEMY. AND THEN SHE HOPPED BACK INTO THE DRIVER’S SEAT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. The actress who portrayed her was gorgeous and did an incredible job with the minimal screen time given. Not to mention the fact that Ariana Labed admired how the Assassin’s Brotherhood was gender blind and how her character was treated as an equal, because she was in fact an equal and they had the strength to acknowledge this truth. That’s one of the things i love about the Assassins. Oh, and that scene with all the assassins taking out the guards was so awesome, as well as her and Aguilar slaughtering everyone. Like goddamn I wish we saw more of her and her awesome action scenes and explored her relationship with Aguilar more because that was a mystery. And I’m going to see this movie again because she’s my fucking hero and I thought the movie was amazing.