michael goris

Being married to Michael would be…

  • Roasting each other on social media
  • laughing at each others jokes when you’re annoying everyone else
  • having a secret way to communicate e.g.: specific eye or hand movements that mean specific things when you’re around people
  • concert dates
  • lazy morning sex
  • “okay but only if you give me a blowjob”
  • watching cheesy sad romance movies and michael crying
  • fighting over pizza
  • you finishing his crusts for him bc he hates them
  • him still ask you out even though you’re married
  • him trying to adopt a kitten
  • going into hibernation for a week and then partying for another week straight
  • lots of karaoke
  • “lmao fight me” at your kid
  • getting jealous when luke hangs out with the others instead
  • deep conditioning his hair for him
  • him being really excited to show you his video games
  • BUT GETTING RLY MAD when you win after playing it only once
  • “babe your girly shampoo is so fucking nice i’m keeping it”
  • “no michael you just dyed your hair last week you can’t do it again”
  • “michael if your keep dying your hair you’re gonna lose them all and our son’s friends are gonna think you’re his grandpa”
  • he’d color his hair the color of the dress you were wearing on your first date for your anniversary
  • “fucking hell michael those are my bracelets take them off”
  • “MICHAEL STOP PLAYING GORY GAMES IN FRONT OF THE BABY”
  • “No our child cannot watch you play GTA 5 so he can learn how to be a pimp”
  • “BABE CAN WE NAME OUR KID PIMP FLAVA”
  • always having music on in the background
  • KICKASS GUITAR SOLOS JUST 4 U
  • a shit tonne of guitar hero
  • him wearing your clothes bc “fuck gender expectations and also ur denim jacket is v nice”
  • BUbble baths
  • him stealing your lush bath bombs and soap
  • “babe don’t tell luke i used your glittery pink bath bomb”
  • a group chat with you him and the boys called “banter with the sads” or s/t
  • “MICHAEL STOP CALLING LUKE JUST TO TELL HIM HE SUCKS”
  • TP-ING (toilet papering) LUKES HOUSE in the middle of the night
  • and him trying to protect u when ur caught by luke but then “fuck babe but he’s so huge lets just run”
  • watching SO many horror movies
  • water gun fights
  • BANTER BANTER BANTER
  • so much inside jokes
  • late mornings
  • pizza for dinner at least three times a week
  • having an argument and then starting to laugh in the midst of it bc the both of you can’t keep a straight face  

oh my god this is so fucking long ok but we hope u like this and send us requests!

CALUM / ASHTON / LUKE