michael goob yagoobian

Do you have those moments in school like:

1. Choose the correct answer

class: but, sir, letter a is correct

prof: yes but b is the more correct answer. Class, when answering questions like this, always choose the BEST correct answer.

2. This seems easy to answer. Wait, why is it easy?!?! This must be a trap! Read it again, double-check it.

3. Prof: Class, when you think you’re right, you’re wrong. 

4. Why is it all true?!?! let’s put a little false here.

5. MODIFIED true or false: I know this is false but I dunno what made it false. So I’ll just put true while crying knowing that I lost another point. 

And by the end of the sem, you’re just like:

*singing still alive but im barely breathing* 

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Wilbur: he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it! The first working time machine! Then, he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it again! The second working time machine!

Lewis: Kinda small.

Wilbur: I’m assuming that’s a joke. I’m ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model, because unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy!

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Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?

Wilbur: That… is an excellent question.

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Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?

Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won’t pay for contacts.

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Lewis: I don’t even know what I’m doing.

Wilbur: Keep moving forward.

Lewis: I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me.

Wilbur: Keep moving forward.

Lewis: And what if I can’t fix this, what are we going to do?

Wilbur: Keep moving forward.

Lewis: Why do you keep saying that? And don’t just say keep moving forward!

Wilbur: It’s my dad’s motto.

Lewis: Why would his motto be keep moving forward?

Wilbur: It’s what he does.

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Lewis: [after the Tyrannosaurus crashes through the wall] Why didn’t you tell me you had a pet dinosaur?

Wilbur: Uhhh… because we don’t!

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Lewis: Wait, what does Cornelius look like?

Wilbur: …Tom Selleck.

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Mr. Willerstein: All right, Lewis, knock em’ dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don’t kill anyone.

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Receptionist: Yes. What time is your appointment?

[Doris beeps, motions to the clock]

Bowler Hat Guy: Uh… big hand on the… oh! Two o'clock.

Receptionist: You’re the two o'clock?

Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, I am!

Receptionist: [suspiciously] You’re Mary Johnson?

Bowler Hat Guy: Um… yes. Mary’s short for… um…

Receptionist: Marion?

Bowler Hat Guy: Um… can that be a boy’s name?

Receptionist: Yes.

Bowler Hat Guy: Then yes!

Receptionist: [sighs] Have a seat.

Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, goody!

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Lewis: Goob, I had no idea!

Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don’t call me “Goob”! How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like “Goob”? Bleh!

Lewis: Look, I’m sorry your life turned out so bad. But don’t blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was… let go of the past and keep moving forward…

Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let’s see… take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down!

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Michael “Goob” Yagoobian: [holding the steak up to his black eye] Mr. Steak, you’re my only friend.

Bowler Hat Guy: The… game didn’t go so well, huh?

Michael “Goob” Yagoobian: No. I fell asleep in the ninth inning. And I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterward, Coach took me aside. He told me to let it go. I don’t know, he’s probably right.

Bowler Hat Guy: No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don’t! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don’t let it go.

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CEO: Very well, Miss… Johnson?

Bowler Hat Guy: Um, it’s Ms.

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Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: The ending of the 2007 film Meet The Robinsons (which, incidentally, is one of the most underrated movies to come from Disney Animation Studios in recent years) really bothers me. We are led to believe that protagonist Lewis is returning to the present day in order to make the future he sees in the movie take place. However, the very first thing he does upon returning to the present is help his roommate Michael "Goob" Yagoobian win the baseball game that he lost in the original timeline, which is what originally set him on the path to being the villainous Bowler Hat Guy. In doing so, Lewis ensures the future that he came from will in fact, never happen. Goob will now never become Bowler Hat Guy, and as a result of Lewis's experiences in the future, he will never invent the 'Helping Hat' prototype that would have become Doris. What all this ultimately means is that in a rather bittersweet twist, even though Lewis is adopted by the same family who adopted him in the other timeline, he will never meet the versions of them that he saw in the movie again, his son Wilbur will almost certainly not be born, and Lewis will live the rest of his live remembering the family almost like his own, who he can never see again.

alchemicalblue  asked:

Could you make a list of INFP male character :3

INFP Males Characters

  • Tom (500 Days of Summer)
  • Daniel Sousa (Agent Carter)*
  • Gordon (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
  • William Wilberforce (Amazing Grace)
  • Steve Smith (American Dad)*
  • Buster Bluth (Arrested Development)
  • Armin Arlet (Attack On Titan)
  • Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
  • Raj Koothrappali (The Big Bang Theory)
  • Wallow (Bravest Warriors)
  • First Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • Wilson Fisk (Netflix’s Daredevil)
  • The Flash/Barry Allen (DC: New 52)
  • Shephard Book (Firefly)
  • Alhponse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
  • Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
  • Bran Stark (Game of Thrones)
  • Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)
  • Robbie (Gravity Falls)
  • Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling)
  • Joseph Black Moon (Hell On Wheels)
  • Ori (The Hobbit)
  • Radagast (The Hobbit)
  • Ted Mosbey (How I Met Your Mother)
  • Wes Gibbons (How to Get Away with Murder)
  • Quasimodo (Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  • Louis (Interview with the Vampire)
  • Richmond (The IT Crowd)
  • Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
  • Marius (Les Miserables)
  • Pumba (Disney’s The Lion King)*
  • Flounder (Disney’s The Little Mermaid)*
  • Frodo Baggins (Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings and The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien)
  • Quentin Coldwater (The Magicians TV Series)
  • Michael ‘Goob’ Yagoobian (Disney’s Meet the Robinsons)
  • Merlin (BBC’s Merlin)
  • Gil (Midnight in Paris)
  • Toulouse-Laurtec (Moulin Rouge!)
  • Chien Po (Disney’s Mulan)*
  • Itachi Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden)
  • Nagato (Naruto Shippuden)
  • Isaac Heller (Once Upon a Time)
  • Leroy/Grumpy (Once Upon a Time)
  • Chopper (One Piece)
  • Jinbe (One Piece)
  • John Clare (Penny Dreadful)
  • Michael Darling (Disney’s Peter Pan)*
  • Roger Davis (RENT)
  • Morty (Rick and Morty)*
  • Travers Goff (Disney’s Saving Mr. Banks)
  • Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunters: The Immortal Instruments TV Series)
  • Dinesh (Silicon Valley)*
  • Butters (South Park)
  • Wesley Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
  • Ice Cube (Straight Out of Compton)
  • Castiel (Supernatural)
  • Tantor (Disney’s Tarzan)*
  • Andy Davis (Pixar’s Toy Story Series)
  • Carl Fredrickson (Pixar’s Up)
  • Aijima Cecil (Uta No Prince Sama)
  • Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)
  • Morgan Jones (The Walking Dead)

*those marked with a star are characters I am unsure of, question, or are so minor that this type is my best guess for them at the time being.

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I would’ve adopted him, he’s so cute! xD

Bowler Hat Guy: The… game didn’t go so well, huh?

Michael “Goob” Yagoobian: No. I fell asleep in the ninth inning. And I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterward, Coach took me aside. He told me to let it go. I don’t know, he’s probably right.

Bowler Hat Guy: No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don’t! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don’t let it go.