michael frick

can someone do that prank on 5sos that they did to 1d when an interviewer pretended to be giving birth and they had to help her imagine luke screaming and covering his eyes while he holds her hand because he doesnt want to see it come out but still wants to help and ashton holding her other hand and crying while he breathes with her and michael swearing profusely and running around trying to do something and calum just standing in the corner mouthing what the fuck

  • ppl fawning over pics of luke in glasgow: omg my baby!! look at how smol!11!!
  • me: fuck. the beard is back.

alright beebs this isnt even a blurb bc its like 3.1k words (whoops) but it’s for @alreadymissings and @clummyhood bc im a hoe for bff!5sos. i rlly like this so i hope u do as well! 

Thwack.

Your eyes flashed open at the sound, though you were unable to register the situation. There was a long pause, a heavy silence permeating the air, and for a moment, you thought you’d merely imagined the noise. Moonbeams spilled through the window, your curtains pulled back so that your room was illuminated with a faint light.

Thwack

You sat up in bed, swearing quietly. You squeezed your eyes shut as your vision failed you for a moment, leaving you with only a black landscape. Blinking rapidly, you finally regained your bearings before turning your head to the left, glaring at your window.

On cue, a small, dark object flew up—seemingly, out of nowhere—and hit the glass with a sharp knock. You flinched at the sound, quickly throwing the duvet off of your body and slinging your legs off of the bed. The hardwood floor was cold, and you shivered once your bare feet came in contact with the ground. 

You stood, walking over to your window and peering outside, looking down with furrowed brows. Immediately, you felt your lips curve up into a beaming smile, and a little gasp left your mouth.

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I just REALLY fucking love michael

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL HES SO GREAT AND HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTY AND HE HAS THE CUTEST SQUISHY BODY AND THE SEXIEST AND CUTIE-EST VOICE AND THE MOST ADORABLE OBNOXIOUS LAUGH AND THE PINKEST PRETTY-EST LIPS AND HES SUCH A NERDY LIL KITTEN AND I REALLY FUCKING LOVE MY LIL NUGGET MICHAEL OK FRICK

I disappear from society for awhile and my friend’s moving back to California, my brother is planning to have a baby, spring break is less than three days away, the amount of children I’m getting paid to watch has doubled, and fucking Michael looks like a punk fairy. What the fuck, dude