-How low’s his co-co? -His what? -His co-co. Coercion coefficient. His ability to be forced into undesirable situations. Like a false confession, and, or, you know, marriage. -Uh, his is 8.4. It’s very good for us.
Requested by @zederz - Hello! I really appreciate the Bull fan-fiction you write. The fandom is so small! From the May prompts, could I request a Bull x Reader fic for #11 and #22? Prompts – 11 – ‘The sun hasn’t even come up yet and you want me to do what? 22 – ‘Do you have any idea of what you’ve just done?’
Requested by Anon – Okay I’ve never done this before so my request might be shit but would you do a bull x reader where the reader brings him a donut and coffee before court to wish him luck? He is always having donuts and coffee before court and I love it 😍
Word Count – 530
Characters – Reader x Bull
You were lying in your bed when you heard your phone going off on your bed side table. You groaned and rolled over to reach it, you didn’t look at who was calling you. ‘Hello?’ You said trying to hide the yawn that was going to escape. ‘Y/N.’ You heard the deep voice on the end of it. ‘Jason.’ You said as you rolled onto your side, bringing the covers up around your neck. ‘Did I wake you?’ He asked. You chuckled. ‘J, it’s 4 in the morning, so yeah.’ You replied using his nickname, as you rolled onto your back. ‘Sorry, I need you to do something for me.’ He said and you sighed sitting up, knowing you weren’t going to get back to sleep now. ‘Could you do the good luck thing please?’ He asked over the phone, you opened your eyes wide and shook your head. ‘The sun hasn’t even come up yet and you want me to do what?’ You asked him. ‘Please bring the donuts and coffee.’ He pleaded, you rubbed your hand over your eyes and nodded your head. ‘I’ll try but I don’t know if anywhere will be open.’ ‘Thank you so much, you’re the best.’ He said into the phone before you mumbled a goodbye and hung up. ‘Why do you work so awkward times?’ You asked he darkness of your rooms.
You had found a shop that was just opening by the time you made it downtown and you were so grateful, you tipped them a large amount which they were expecting. You walked out and placed your purse into your hoodie pocket and headed towards the offices. When you entered, you were shocked that the whole TAC team was still there, you were glad you got extra food and drinks. ‘Y/N thank you so much.’ Jason said as he walked out of his office, rubbing his eyes behind his glasses. ‘Do you have any idea of what you’ve just done?’ You asked Jason and he looked at you before pulling you in placing a gentle kiss to the top of your head. ‘Woke up the best girlfriend in the world.’ He said and you couldn’t help but smile. ‘Yes, but also gotten yourself into doing stuff for me now.’ You said as you fixed his shirt. He chuckled, ‘Of course, anything for my sweetheart.’ He said as he placed another kiss on your head.
Jason, lead you away from the rest of the team into his office where you both sat on the couch together. ‘Why do you need the good luck thing anyway?’ You asked him as you cuddled into his side. ‘The case starts at 6 tomorrow and I knew I wouldn’t see you until the following night, I didn’t want to chance it.’ He said. You smiled and placed a kiss on his cheek. ‘Well, good luck baby. You won’t need it but I’ll have everything crossed for you.’ You told him as he took a sip of the coffee and sighed. ‘You really are the best.’ He said into your hair. You smiled as his warmth, spread through your hoodie and smell of coffee surrounded you.
You walked struggled to open the door, the key getting stuck and trying to fight with your bags. You sighed when the ley finally clicked and the door creaked open slowly. You groaned as you dropped the bags onto the couch. Where was Bull he was meant to be finishing early. ‘Jason?’ You called, but stopped when you turned and saw the rose petals. You couldn’t help the smile that slipped onto your lips. You took of your shoes before following the trail of petals into the hallway. You looked up the stairs and saw that they went up them and there were small fairy lights decorating the banister. You walked up the stairs, picking up the whole flowers that were left behind. You smiled as you smelled them. As you made it to the top of the stairs, the lights continued into your shared room. You walked over to the door and opened it, you mouth dropped when you saw the room was laminated only by a few fairy lights, you smiled as you saw Jason sitting on the edge of the bed. ‘Jason?’ You questioned as you walked in, he turned quickly and smiled widely. ‘Your home.’ He said breathlessly. You nodded and walked in drawing the door over slightly. ‘What’s this for?’ You asked him as he walked over and placed a sweet kiss on your cheek. ‘Someone special.’ He said and you nodded, slowly. You looked around the room, and done a double take at Jason as he started going down on one knee, your hands went up to your mouth and you gasped. ‘Jason wh-‘ You started. ‘Y/N, I have known you for 6 years. You have improved me in every way, you make me strong, you always bring the best out in me.’ Jason said and the tears started falling. ‘I loved you from the moment you stepped into my life, I couldn’t get you out my mind from the first time I saw you in the court room. Your strong, intelligent and beautiful and I can’t wait to spend every second of every day with you.’ Jason continued as you quickly wiped your tears away. ‘Y/N Y/L/N, will you do me the honor of becoming my beautiful and amazing wife?’ He asked as he opened the revealing a small sliver ring with three small diamonds centred in the middle of the band. ‘Yes.’ You said and leapt forward, placing your lips on his and giving him a passionate kiss. He returned it but pulled back and grabbed your hand and placing the ring on your finger. ‘It’s beautiful.’ You said looking at the ring, shining in the dim light. ‘Not as beautiful with as you Mrs. Bull.’ He said and you captured his lips again. You pulled back and murmured against his lips. ‘That’s gonna take some time to get used to that.’ You sighed. ‘What? Mrs. Bull?’ He said and you nodded.
I died when Eyeholes™
was revealed to be a breakfast cereal. (Available at IKEA, CVS and Target!)
I died when Stealy was just fucking stealing stuff, then it turned into QVC.
I died during the entire “How It’s Made” spoof, mostly because I watch that show a lot.
I died when the guy in the last commercial said, “Everything served out of a butt-hole, just like your back at home.”
I feel like this episode had just as many funny gags as the first, even if it couldn’t produce something as brilliant as “Two Brothers”. There was a lot more satire and parody, which I guess you have to have a certain sense of humor to appreciate. And, the A-story was brilliant.
Reblog if you loved this episode, because the recent backlash is making me feel pretty alone.
Today begins a five-day, five-season, full-series marathon of the popular show and it starts at noon EST on HBO Signature. The channel will air one full season per day through December 30. By that count, that means that Season 4 (arguably the best) airs on Monday 12/29.
This photo features Michael K. Williams as Omar Little, one of the most important and profound characters in black pop culture history. Don’t sleep on what most critics and TV fans call the ‘greatest TV series of all time’. Gritty, violent and brutally honest cable drama. A classic.
I saw this and it literally makes me sick. How dare people make a contest of which death is more tragic.Regardless of circumstances revolving either man’s untimely death, they were both human beings. Human beings with families and friends.