mib: the series

  • lead researcher: and for this test we'll be using SCP-447-2 as a lubricant, so-
  • me: I see,
  • lead researcher: ...so if you'll just go ahead and remove SCP-882 from its seawater bath, we'll apply the substance to the rusted areas and document the results-
  • me, putting my pants back on: okay
  • coworkers: what
  • guards: what
  • me: what

Some thoughts on Fred (yes really.)

He seems so hyper and almost unaware of his craziness…

But truthfully, he seems mostly like a very lonely boy who has actual abandonment issues.

I. E. His dad and mom frequently leave him unsupervised at home with their butler.

Like the last time he saw them it seemed he was 10 or something. Kind of sad. He’s not some spoiled rich kid, but he is very much into escapism.

Moreso then even Hiro whose still (somewhat) in the age-approve zone.

It will be certainty interesting to see where his and his family’s story arcs go.

  • lead researcher, over the testing area intercom: D-69420, please approach SCP-071's containment chamber and report to us over the earpiece's 15-second delay what it is currently manifesting as for research p-
  • me: oh aho-ho no problem my dear lads seduction is my field of expertise ;)
  • lead researcher: Approach and interact with SCP-071 with no further derailments, please.
  • 071: [indiscriminate screeching noises]
  • me: *unzips jumpsuit and tips fedora* how d'you do tonight, m'anomaly? These plebeians bothering you? You've probably been starved of human contact with a Nice Guy such as myself, allow me to demonstrate-
  • lead researcher: what
  • guards: what
  • 071: what
  • me: what