lead researcher, over the testing area intercom:
D-69420, please approach SCP-071's containment chamber and report to us over the earpiece's 15-second delay what it is currently manifesting as for research p-
oh aho-ho no problem my dear lads seduction is my field of expertise ;)
Approach and interact with SCP-071 with no further derailments, please.
[indiscriminate screeching noises]
*unzips jumpsuit and tips fedora* how d'you do tonight, m'anomaly? These plebeians bothering you? You've probably been starved of human contact with a Nice Guy such as myself, allow me to demonstrate-