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Magcon Preferences #20- Drunk Texts(His)

Cam- Heyyyyy;)

You: Hey babe…? I thought you were with the guys….

Cam: Wate..,.who is this?

Cam: HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBERRR?

You: Oh My Gosh Cameron….You’re drunk….-_-

Shawn- Beek a boo!

You: It’s peek a boo, Shawn….

You: Wait….Have you been drinking?

Shawn: I’ve been drinkinnnnn

You: Thought so…

Shawn: WATERMELON,,,

You: Oh My Goodness….you’re an idiot….

TaylorBAYYYBE

YOU: What happened, Taylor?

Taylor: I JUST MET SHAWN MENDEZ OH MI GASH!!!

You: Taylor…you’ve known Shawn for almost two years…?

Taylor: CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!!! 

NashHEu GuESS WHUt?! 

You: What, Nash….? 

You: Are you drunk?

Nash: WELL nO I WAS GONNA SAY I JUSTSEEn TAYLOR CATNIP DANCE WITH sPONGeBoB! 

You: Oh My God….

Matt- TURRRRNNN UPPPPPPP

You: Babe…? Are you drunk? 

Matt: Ooooh

Matt: Ahhh

Matt: Turn up

You: What even?

Matt: Am I Skylynn yet>?

You: Oh God…I’ll be there rn…-.-

Jack J- DO WATCHYA WANT WATCHYA WANt WIT MAH BODDDAAAYY

You: Babe…are you okay..? How much have you drank?

Jack: One Vodka

Jack: Two Vodka

Jack: Three Vodka, four!

You: Babe….

Jack: Five Vdka…

Jack: What’s after five vodka…?

Jack G- Hey babe! Guesss whAt!

You: What Jack…? -_-

Jack: I…am….BATMAN….\

Jack: Butshhhh, no1 can knoe….

You: Babe….go find Hayes and tell him to take you to bed…

Jack: BuT Id rRATHERR goO TO beD wiT yOOOUuuuoooUU…. 

You: Go find Hayes, baby…

Jack: Otayyyy. Ooooh look pizza rolls….

CarterBABe MI FONE DYd :,,,(

You: Than how are you texting me rn…?

Carter: OH. It dIdnt dy….I WaS USUING Jg’s.

You: Okay…bye Carter…

Carter: Byeee 320#swagggg

Aaron- WHY WoouLD YOU WATCH TEEN WOLf WItoght meehh? 

You: Babe…You don’t like teen wolf….

Aaron: YAS I DO… STILES IS HAWWWTTT.

You: Okay bby….go have fun okay?

Aaron: OKay BYE STILES SEE YOU AT OUR WEDDINg!!!!

SamHEy GUEESSS WHUT I JUST DID!?

You: What did you do Sam?

Sam: I JUST PUT MY BALLS IN AARON’S FACE OHMI GASH

Sam: IT WAS SOSOSO FUNNY

You: You’re a weirdo -.-

Hayes- WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WIT DAHT GUHY IN UR IG PICTURE!?

You: What…?

Hayes: YOU WERE HUggING SUM GUYYY

You: That’s my brother…He’s 7….

Hayes: OH I KNEO DAHT. LLOLOLLL

DillonI haf to tell you sumthin….

You: What?

Dillon: I havent had my periosd in 3 monthsss I think I’m pregnant…

Dillon: Dont leave me!

You: You are a boy…

Dillon: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Jacob- I just seen this lemon and it made me think of you:)

You: That’s romantic >.<

Jacob: I wanna fuck you ;)

You: Jacob…you’re drunk..love you, see you in the morning!

Jacob: Who is this…?

You: Oh my god…-.-