Patty cake, patty cake
Baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll it, pat it, what the heck stop!
What are you doing baker’s man,
that’s my family! Oh lord that’s my entire family!
don’t roll them into a cake and bake them!
Noooooo! What on earth did I ever do to deserve this!

oh SHIT what's up my dudes i fuckin came out 2 my mooommmm!!!!

im on fire!!! who else is there to come out to , lemme at em!!!! im on a roll!!! ill tell anyone and everyone about my gender identity im fuckin ready!!!!!!! HOO!!! boy!!!

all the flirting aside, i feel like if lance were to really commit to a relationship, he’d make a very good boyfriend?? when him and keith are still Fresh and New into dating, lance would do his best not to make him anxious. nothing is done without keith’s consent. asking questions like “can i do this/that?” “are you sure?” “is it okay if i-?” etc. like… this is Foreign Territory to both of them (keith especially) and!!! they’re trying. they learn more about each other along the way and do their best to make each other smile. that is the ultimate #goal

before i start work on my next commission I wanted to write something small for the fruit vampire thing. smut might come also but for now? fluff

Jack was pretty sure vampires didn’t get sick.

At least, he had never gotten sick. Maybe he was just that badass. Or Rhys was just super wimpy, which he already knew, because the kid was a total fruit, pun absolutely intended.

Still, Rhys could have at least warned Jack that he was starting to feel ill, and maybe Jack wouldn’t have almost crushed him when he flopped over in bed one morning only to nearly roll on top of Rhys’ curled up bat form.

The upset squeaking had jolted Jack out of his sleepy daze, and the vampire had shot up, scowling and rubbing at his eyes as Rhys weakly flailed his wings about, tiny claws grasping against the sheets.

“What’s the matter with you?” Jack growled as the bat wiggled about the sheets like a moron, Rhys’ ears flicking and turning in the direction of Jack’s voice. The vampire furrowed his brow, expecting Rhys to change back into his human form, but the bat just laid there, little chest moving up and down as he let out a pitiful squeak. Jack put his hands on his hips, glaring at Rhys. When the bat didn’t move or try to change back into a human, Jack poked at him, resulting in Rhys lightly grasping at the man’s finger. The vampire couldn’t help but frown as he felt how weak Rhys’ grasp was. His eyes were looking a little filmier than usual, too. Okay, maybe something was actually wrong with Rhys, and he wasn’t just being a lazy hipster weirdo like usual.

“You’re lucky I’m such a nice guy…” Jack growled as he tucked Rhys’ wings around him, the fruit bat blinking contently as Jack scooped him up. Rhys felt a little cold, so Jack got up and found one of Rhys’ discarded beanies, wrapping the fruit bat up in it to warm him back up. Rhys let out a pleased squeak as he was swaddled, and Jack couldn’t help but smile and chuckle softly.

“Yeah, yeah, you’re just eating up the fact that ol’ Jack has to take care of a peach sucker like you, huh?” The vampire chuffed as he made his way to the kitchen, setting Rhys down on the counter as the fruit bat idly licked at his wing claw. Jack grimaced as he opened the refrigerator and starting pawing through the stacks of pyrex containers full of various kinds of fruit, as well as several mason jars layered with smoothies. Jack’s own bottles of spare blood—Rhys’ idea, said it was more efficient than hunting every night—were clustered at the bottom, and as hungry as Jack was, if Rhys was already ill, he didn’t want to make it worse by introducing the smell of blood. He didn’t know if bat vomit was a thing, but he didn’t want to risk seeing a puddle of upchucked mango all over the counter.  

Jack grabbed a container of pineapple and banana, shutting the fridge door behind him as he moved back to the counter. Rhys was laying in the same place Jack had left him, but as soon as the vampire popped the top off the container he started to wriggly happily, letting out a series of excited squeaks as Jack presented him with a small piece of pineapple. Despite being weaker than usual, Rhys grasped at the fruit with the wing claws peaking over the top of his beanie, shoving the fruit into his mouth and juice all over his fur. Jack shook his head, gently petting the top of Rhys’ head with one finger as Rhys gobbled down the piece of fruit and let out a soft squeak for more.

“Guess it’s a good thing you still got your appetite.” The vampire commented as he grabbed a piece of banana, knowing the nerd would probably need a bath after smashing fruit all over his muzzle.

look if dex comes from a working class family theres a high chance he has a new england accent bc new england accents are working class accents so like……. the boy doesn’t know what a fuckin r is

Sugakookie Things
  • Jungkook being a Little Shit™ and Yoongi letting him get away with it
  • Phone calls until five in the morning when one of them is on schedule in a different town/overseas (they don’t really talk much after a while, mostly Yoongi just plays whatever piece he had been working on that day for Jungkook until he hears the sound of the younger snoring coming over the line) (Jungkook protests that he doesn’t snore, but Yoongi has proof)
  • “HyunghyunghyunghyunghyyyuuuunnngggggghyunghyuuuunnnnnnghyunghyUNGhyungYoongihyunghyuuunggggggggggggggggggggggg.”
  • Jungkook dragging Yoongi all over the place for dates and Yoongi letting him, just because Jungkook’s childish smile and bright eyes are worth so much more than having sore feet the next morning.  
  • Yoongi helping Jungkook out with his composing and showering the younger with praise and affection.
  • Jungkook’s jaw going slack when he sees Yoongi in the low cut black shirt he wears for their Blood, Sweat, and Tears stages (Jungkook’s jaw going slack whenever he sees Yoongi dressed up in general)
  • Texts from Jungkook when Yoongi stays in the studio until ungodly hours where he pesters the elder until he’s forced to call it a night and return back to the dorms (“Hyung, I’m sleepy.” “It’s super cold.” “Namjoon hyung is playing his music too loudly and I can’t sleep.” “I just came out into the living room and Hoseokie hyung is sleepwalking??” “Nevermind, he was awake.” “Hyung, when are you coming back?” “We should go eat red bean buns tomorrow,” “I guess, technically today.” “:(” “HYUNG ANSWERRRR” “Hyunggggg, it’s like fuck o’clock. Where are you?” “Yah, Yoongbeans.” “I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.” “Your favorite dongsaeng is suffering.” “He needs a hug.” “Wow, I can’t believe you’re reading all of this and not responding.” “How could you do this to me? I thought we had something special.” “I miss you”).
  • Yoongi has a thing for playing with Jungkook’s hair, loves running his hands through the silky strands.  
  • Days where they just stay in bed all day long
  • Yoongi’s favorite article of clothing is this one sweatshirt that Jungkook has that’s two sizes too big on him.
  • Jungkook gets the tiniest bit jealous of Yoongi and Jin’s movie nights because he never does anything like that with Yoongi. When Yoongi hears about this through the grapevine (I’M GOING TO KILL KIM TAEFUCK I CAN’T BELIEVE HE TOLD YOU!) he goes out of his way to download all of the Iron Man movies and sets up a mountain of blankets and pillows on his bed, complete with snacks (which he might have raided Jin’s cabinet for but no one needs to know) so that he and Jungkook can have their own movie night (it becomes a Saturday night tradition whenever they can manage it)
  • Yoongi booping Jungkook’s nose because Jungkook has the cutest nose known to human kind
  • Jungkook lives for Yoongi’s gummy smiles and does the randomest things (like walking around while doing a handstand and breaking out into his jazz hands dance) just to be able to see it.
  • Yoongi’s name in Jungkook’s contact list is Cutest Human Being Ever™ but don’t tell Yoongi.
  • Yoongi won’t admit this to anyone (except to Namjoon but that’s only when he’s completely shit-faced) but he gets slightly irritated when Jungkook comes over to his house in Daegu and spends more time cooing over Holly than he spends with Yoongi
  • Jungkook’s abs offend Yoongi more than Taehyung referring to him as his small hyung
  • Back hugs that Yoongi secretly loves because nothing feels safer and warmer than the feeling of Jungkook’s broad torso pressing into his back and of Jungkook’s toned arms wrapping around his waist
  • Yoongi tracing Jungkook’s features with deft fingers, tracing the shell of his ear, the bridge of his nose, the outline of his lips, before leaning in slowly to barely graze his lips against the younger’s. (It drives Jungkook crazy and Yoongi loves the way the younger moans at his teasing, moves to close the gap himself with hands that are the right amounts of forceful and gentle pulling Yoongi impossibly closer).
  • Jungkook doodling over Yoongi’s arms 
  • Yoongi’s phone wall paper is a picture of Jungkook sleeping with Holly curled up next to him. (When Hoseok sees it he cracks up, “hyung, look it’s all your favorite things in one picture.”)
  • Jungkook is too pure for the world and Yoongi makes sure that the maknae never forgets it, always reminds him that it’s okay to breathe and that if he feels too burdened to just let one of his hyungs know because Jungkook doesn’t always need to take care of them.
  • Yoongi’s hands are Jungkook’s favorite thing in the world. He loves watching the older male play the piano, loves seeing the look of sheer bliss and concentration on his face as his lithe fingers fly across the black and white keys.
  • Jungkook is Yoongi’s biggest fan and he’ll fight anyone who claims otherwise 
  • Days spent apart are days Yoongi spends listening to all of Jungkook’s covers on repeat
  • Fighting over the blanket (Yoongi hogs the blanket and Jungkook’s just about had enough)
  • They always sit next to each other when all of the boys go out
  • Jungkook waking Yoongi up by peppering his face with kisses, laughing too loudly when Yoongi swats him away and mutters bleary curses into the pillow.
  • Yoongi reacts in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds whenever Jungkook says hyung
  • Yoongi acting like a proud parent when other people praise Jungkook
  • Jungkook giving Yoongi space without the other having to ask for it when the older male gets into one of his moods and locks himself in his studio, retreating from the world. The maknae understands that sometimes the elder needs to deal with whatever’s weighing him down on his own but he’ll still drop by the studio at random intervals, bringing food with him at times and at others just sitting in the studio in silence, just so that Yoongi knows that he’s not alone.
  • Jungkook tears up every single time he listens to Yoongi’s entire mixtape and always has to find Yoongi immediately afterward just so that he can tightly embrace the other man
  • Yoongi pulling Jungkook back into bed when the younger tries to get up in the morning. (“Where do you think you’re going?”)
  • Jungkook gifts his hip hop monster to Yoongi (it’s on this one shelf in Yoongi’s studio, right next to his Kumamon stuffed toy)
  • Yoongi smiling at just the sight of Jungkook
  • The world thinks that Min Yoongi isn’t ticklish but Jungkook knows better (he swore on his life that he wouldn’t tell Taehyung or Hoseok, though).
  • Yoongi curling up into a ball in Jungkook’s arms at night
  • Jungkook making sure that Yoongi’s plate is never empty and that the older male eats properly and gets at least some sleep.
  • Jungkook getting scolded whenever he bottles up all of his emotions and works too hard in an attempt to relieve the stress
  • Yoongi never brushing off Jungkook’s achievements as “of course, it’s Jungkook, what else did you expect from the Golden Maknae,” but instead pointing out all of the hard work Jungkook put into his performances, all the hours he spends agonizing over getting it right.
  • Jungkook straddling Yoongi against the kitchen counter
  • Yoongi spoiling Jungkook by buying him whatever he asks for even if it’s a completely ridiculous request
  • Fantasizing about their lamb skewer restaurant and actually looking into real estate for it
  • Jungkook brewing coffee for Yoongi every morning
  • Jimin and Taehyung buy Yoonkook couple sweaters because they’re little shits but Yoonkook wear them anyways even if they both blushed furiously when they first saw the sweater
  • Jungkook thinks that the most comfortable place to sleep is with his head in Yoongi’s lap, Yoongi’s hands slowly combing through his hair
  • Dates where they go out in the middle of the night to eat lamb skewers/greasy food and drink soju