SO I ASKED AND Y’ALL ANSWERED!! WHO ARE MY HOTTEST CHARACTERS? AND WELL! If I may say so y’all have Excellent Taste.
I figured on the Doc getting some love, but I was surprised to see Sid and Evon up there!! Evon historically does poorly on polls for some reason. USUALLY. Pam taking the win was also a little unexpected but she IS basically my mascot.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU GUYS SHOW MY CHARACTERS it really warms the ole heart.
fucking rip dude we underestimated the amount of movie goers on kingsday massively which resulted in only a team of 6 people having to take care of 1k customers at once while also having to do ticket sales, food sales, stock, closing prep and cleaning 12 messy ass movie screening rooms
the redbirds must have their due. oh you, wicked children who come close to the banks of the river, do you not know what waits for you? do you not hear them coming, wading, reaching out with blood red hands to tear you asunder, to eat you whole? is this not the fate that awaits you for your terrible deeds? the redbirds must eat. they must eat. they must feed.
THE FINAL BOSS: A CHILD-EATING BOOGEYMAN
A couple of years ago, I had a dream about a pretty frightening scenario concerning a race of strange creatures with origami birds for heads called Redbirds, who lived in the water and snatched any children who wandered by to eat them alive. My brain comes up with some pretty cool (but scarily weird) concepts, what can I say!
I could imagine these origami killers (see what I did there) as a sort of grand antagonist in a short story - perhaps a mother needs to find a way to kill them for good before they set their sights on any other child who comes too close to the water…
While the angels, all pallid and wan, uprising, unveiling, affirm/That the play is the tragedy, “Man,” and its hero the Conqueror Worm.
THE FINAL BOSS: A SPURNED WOULD-BE LOVER
I have decided to make this “final boss” series a thing, because I sincerely love all the varied, weird and beautiful antagonists I’ve created over the years! This is K, who is the mysterious head of a great and powerful corporation who hires a thief to steal the secrets of his competitors. Over time, he eventually finds he has feelings for the thief, but unfortunately, the other rebukes him. So what is a man who has received everything in the world to do when he can’t get the one thing he truly desires?
Why, do everything in his power to ruin the life of the thief, kill his loved ones, break him down, and either witness his destruction or make him understand that he really should accept all the love that K has to give.
But if that wasn’t bad enough, K is not a simple ordinary man. He constantly carries an umbrella over him and avoids sunlight, and while some may joke he is a vampire, the truth is far more horrifying. Many years ago, he happened upon a terrible creature, and forced the creature to fuse with him, becoming something far more powerful than even he imagined. The umbrella is not for him. It’s for everyone else. For, as soon as he steps into the sunlight, he violently transforms into a giant, voracious worm-like creature that will rampage until nothing around him is left alive.
A man with an umbrella who holds so much fury in him that it squirms like a worm within his rotting excuse for a heart. What a guy!