mf jokes

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Martin Freeman pretending to not know who Benedict Cumberbatch is absolutely priceless!

Martin Freeman vorgibt, nicht zu wissen, wer Benedict Cumberbatch absolut unbezahlbar ist!

anonymous asked:

Cherry, guava, pineapple

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

i can play the ukulele, and i like to think i’m a pretty nice singer!

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

natural makeup!

pineapple: sexual orientation?

bisexual! surprise motherfucker @mwatneys 

i get made fun of a lot for not being able to smoke weed cause it literally makes me nauseous and sweat like a mf but joke’s on them for smoking the devil’s lettuce c u in hell i’ll have a nice little townhouse while you’re in a run down apartment building