Some people say to me that they want a long term relationship like the one i have because it must be so romantic with lots of cuddling and stuff. This is what I wish I could show them. I just sat in a chair laughing my ass off for like twenty minutes while my long term boyfriend and love of my life threw the peel of his orange at me, trying to land it in my cleavage. This is ACTUALLY what a long term relationship is like. An orange peel occasionally landing in your eye while you’re loving boyfriend laughs at you.