meworails

Party in paradox space

Sung by Nepeta (written for @nepetastrukk) - A parody of ‘Party in the USA’ by Miley Cyrus

I hopped in the game when the meteor came
With my server and a kernel sprite
Welcome to the land of little cubes and tea (whoa),
Will I be alright?

Jumped out my cave,
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and all I see is skaia
This is all so crazy
Everything’s all so alien

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
That’s when my moirail turned on trollian
And all my friends were on
And all my friends were on
And all my friends were on

So I put my claws up
We’re playing this game,
The butterflies fly away
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah
Slaughtering imps like yeah
I got my claws up,
We’re playin’ this game
I know I’m gonna be OK
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space

Get to the denizen downstairs
Consorts looking up to me now
Like, “Who’s that rogue that’s rockin’ up?
She’s gunna save all our towns.”

So hard with my lusus not alive
It’s purrobably time to just strife
‘Cause all I see are god tiers
I guess I’m never gunna get there

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
That’s when my moirail turned on trollian
And all my friends were on
And all my friends were on
And all my friends were on

So I put my claws up
We’re playing this game,
The butterflies fly away
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah
Slaughtering imps like yeah
I got my claws up,
We’re playin’ this game
I know I’m gonna be OK
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space

Feel like hoppin’ off this ride (off this ride)
Back to alternia tonight (back tonight)
Something stops me every time (every time)
My moirail comes to me and I feel alright

So I put my claws up
We’re playing this game,
The butterflies fly away
I’m noddin’ my head like yeah
Slaughtering imps like yeah
I got my claws up,
We’re playin’ this game
I know I’m gonna be OK
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space
Yeah, it’s a party in paradox space [x2]