You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Mewtwo, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin.

But I’m a GENETIC FREAK, and I’m NOT NORMAL, so you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add Mew to the mix? Your chances of winnin drastically go down!

See the 3 way at Smash, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning! BUT I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning cuz Mew knows he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!

So, Mewtwo, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin at Smash 4! But then you take my 75 percents chance at winnin, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! Mewchu, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Smash 4!


Well…..this is terrifying.

Smash Bros. Legacy