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I Miss You (One Shot)

I Miss You: After weeks of being apart from your boyfriend, Bucky, the distance become a bit too much for you to handle.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex. Dirty talk. Mentions of past injuries. Graphic details of sex. Porn gifs are used. Super NSFW. (If you’re not comfy with phone sex or anything else listed, keep scrolling.)

A/N: I have no idea where this idea came from, but just know that it’s for a good cause! ;)

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pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | (ongoing)

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: smut, angst, punk!jungkook

word Count: 14,241

description: It was everything, from his tattoos, to his touches, to the way sweat rolled down his neck as he strummed into his guitar on stage; everything about him completely enthralled you. So why are you now, two and a half years later, on a train to Seoul, telling a complete stranger the recollection of how you became fated to forever have scars on all of your future hearts due to the happiness, but most of all the pain, that came along with falling in love with Jeon Jungkook. 

note: inspired by the anime/manga “Nana”


The icy breeze whipped across your face as you started your approach towards the building. The speed of your heart was increasing with every step, your legs began to weigh you down like lead, and your breathing became harsh and ragged. Nerves were infecting your body, intensifying as you finally reached the automatic doors. You closed your eyes, taking in a deep breath before finally stepping forward. The doors opened for you, and the bustling Busan train station was revealed.

Noises echoed in every direction, you watched as people quickly rushed towards their trains, and you suddenly figured that you should do the same. You shook away your wonder as you started to go through bag check, but your eyes still managed to drift around the building that you remembered all too well.

It was quieter back then, or maybe it wasn’t. You might’ve just been so numbed by all of the pain you were feeling that you couldn’t sense anything else. Your eyes glided across the path that had been etched into your mind for the past year and a half.

“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I love you so much. I really fucking do.”

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The Sexy, Bearded ‘We’

Pairing: Jared x Reader x Jensen

Summary: Jared says something at a con that really gets you going.

Word Count: 1,795

Warnings: threesome, oral sex (male and female receiving), smut

A/N: AU where Jensen is single, remember this is fiction! If you’re a die-hard Jensen girl and don’t want to read Jared smut, stop now. If you’re a die-hard Jared girl and don’t want to read Jensen smut, also stop now. If you’re a j2 girl, you’re in for a treat. Also I’m going to church to confess my sins after writing this.

You sat backstage, listening to your boyfriend and his costar answer a question about the beards he and Jensen had grown over their break from filming.

“We like to call ourselves - Jensen and I - the sexy, bearded ‘we’.” He grinned.

You’d always had a thing for Jared’s beard. The way it scratched at your face when he kissed you, the way it felt between your legs, just scruffy enough to leave red patches between your thighs. And there was no denying how unbelievably sexy Jensen was as well. When they both grew their beards out, good Lord.

After the panel, you met Jared in the green room, Jensen following closely behind him. 

“Oh, the sexy, bearded ‘we’ is gracing my presence.” You swooned jokingly.

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King of the Resting Bitch Face: An Anatomy of Yami Yugi/Atem Expressions

There are two parts to a typical Yami Yugi/Atem face. 1. His eyebrows must intersect with his top eyelids and 2. his irises (sometimes pupils) are partially obscured by either his top or bottom eyelids. 


90% of all Yami faces meet these requirements.


If either or both of these criteria are not met you can get-

Giant dork in a flimsy bad boy costume made from his boyfriend’s leather fetish and overcompensating machismo. 

Sass Master 9000

Or shit is fuckening and I promise, PROMISE that you do not want any part of it. 

Sources Cited

1. Takahashi, Kazuki. “Yu-Gi-Oh!” Comic strip. Shonen Jump, 1996-2004.

Fog (Part I)

Pairing: Finn x Reader, Balor x Reader
  His eyes, his normally oceanic eyes, were no longer the blues of the sea, but matched the attire he had on his body. His pupils were past being blown, the black covering his eyes almost entirely, save for the crimson red that had spider-webbed its way out from where his irises should have been.
Word Count: 3.4k
Warnings: Nothing I think in this part…? I’ll tag warnings in each individual part though.
A/N: So originally I had this as an idea in my head for like, a 500-700 word drabble… and whoops, here we are with what will probably end up being a series. The first set of text in italics is a flashback, the second set is a dream. Hopefully they make sense.

Also, this series is dedicated to the very lovely and dear @castielscamander. Without her, this may not have turned into anything and she has been such a huge help for me fleshing this out. Babe and Bubba forever.



Getting the word that not only was I being called up to the main roster, but to Raw specifically, was a dream come true. I remember Hunter pulling me aside at one of the NXT TV tapings and letting me know I had to pack my gear up after this last set because I was heading to the red brand and just… sobbing into his shoulder. Not my finest professional moment, but at least he knew how badly I wanted it. I made my debut a week before SummerSlam last year and put all the girls on notice, letting them know that things were going to be different now because The Ringleader was there to run the show.

After just over a year of being on the main roster, you’d think by now I would have gotten used to it all; the get-up-and-go schedule, the flights, the driving, the almost non-existent days off. It sure was a lot different than how things were in NXT, yeah, but having this career was all I had thought about since I was literally eight years old. It’s something that I felt was in my blood and a part of my DNA, so if that meant I had to acclimate to functioning on an average of three hours of sleep and living out of a couple suitcases, then so be it.

But one thing I still hadn’t gotten truly used to? The mercurial nature of Finn Balor’s eyes.

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anonymous asked:

Dragon au: does Tony ever get turned into a human by a wayward spell of an amateur sorcerer who shows up to battle either him or Natasha (maybe Justin Hammer being a sandy butthole) and his friends are all shocked speechless by this cute smol boy who has dragon scales covering one of his arms à la Tony's gauntlet in AvAc. And Bucky turns to Steve while he clutches at his chest and is like, "Steve! He's so adorable! How could ever have been mean to him! Look. At. Him."

I mean he can change at will but when sandy butthole Justin Hammer comes by trying to convince Tony to be his familiar because he wants to be more powerful he definitely curses Tony when he says no so he’s stuck in his human form for revenge. He can’t change back no matter how hard he tries and he cries and cries because he doesn’t want to be human all the time this is not how things are supposed to be everything is wrong and it will never be better WHY HIM WHY DID BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO HIM.

Natasha sends Justin packing and tries to break the curse but as amateur as Justin was with magic apparently he was very good with curses. Natasha swears; she should have just killed Hammer and been done with it. Thor offers to be her familiar but the problem isn’t that she’s not powerful enough. The problem is that she can’t possibly untangle all the hate and anger in the curse. Thor offers to go eat Justin Hammer. “NO,” Pepper sighs loudly even though everyone else is like ‘yeah sounds good.’ Tony huddles in his room with the bot-lizards and tries to tell himself that things will be okay but it doesn’t work and he still feels horrible. He’ll never be able to fly again.

Everyone’s debating what to do when Thor lets out the loudest noise they’ve ever heard. Everyone claps their hands over their ears but it doesn’t really do much because the vibrations of his roar shake them so hard their teeth rattle. They’re lucky they’re outside because if they were inside with the echos theyd all probably be deaf. “What the fuck!?” Clint shouts at him. “Now we wait,” Thor says solemnly, and curls up beside the castle. Everyone gapes at him.

A few days later, while they’re eating supper and trying to come up with new ways to lure Tony out of his room to eat, Natasha feels the distinct tingle of something Wrong passing through her wards. Everyone grabs their weapons and rushes outside to meet the threat head-on. They’re met with a giant serpent with inky black scales so dark they have a blue sheen and vibrant green eyes. The serpent barely graces them with a glance before slithering closer to the castle, claws digging into the stone. At first Natasha seethes because HER FUCKING CASTLE but then she hears a familiar shout and THE SERPENT IS ATTACKING TONY’S ROOM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH RHODEY’S GOING TO KILL HER IF SHE LETS ANYTHING HAPPEN TO TONY!!!!!

But the serpent ignores the green fire she flings at him, and it bursts on his scales harmlessly. Clint fires several arrows but they just bounce off. Steve and Bucky are ready to fucking charge it with their swords but everyone else stops them because all they’d probably manage to do is put themselves in a good position to get crushed. Pepper clutches her face; she’s never felt more useless in her life as she watches the serpent wrap its claws around Tony. Where the hell is Thor when they need him?!

But then the serpent’s claws are forced apart, and Tony lets out a frightened wail as his scaly body tumbles out of the serpent’s hands toward the ground. The serpent twists violently, its tail writhing until it’s under Tony’s plummeting body, and Tony bounces off harmlessly, hitting the ground with surprisingly little force. He blinks, stunned, claws curling into the dirt. “You’re welcome,” the serpent hisses coldly, breath coming out in a frosty puff, before he turns and slithers away without another word. Natasha and Pepper run up to throw their arms around Tony’s neck in relief.

(“Loki required I leave the area before he came to help Anthony,” Thor explains after everyone is finished yelling at him. “I was hard-pressed to argue. Natasha said there was too much anger and hate to untangle. Unfortunately, my brother is intimately acquainted with these emotions.” “A creature like that doesn’t do anything for anyone without a price,” Natasha points out coldly. Thor looks down at her with his old, old eyes and she valiantly doesn’t wilt. “My brother is a creature of barters,” he allows slowly. “But an orphan who has had his scales stolen from him? Perhaps one of the reasons he could break the curse upon Tony was because he was angrier and more hateful.”)

((Rhodey is worried when he hears Thor’s roar. It travels for miles and miles, after all. But with his people going into a panic over it, he has to soothe and reassure them when really all he wants to do is go to Tony. When he finally arrives, Tony gathers him up into a hug. “Are you okay?” Rhodey asks in concern, stroking his hand up and down the scales he can reach. Tony nods silently and clings to him.))

It Wasn’t Just A Dream


Here is the long awaited SPIRIT GUIDE! AU.

Btw, If you have any questions about it afterwards feel free to drop by my ask and we’ll talk about it!

It’s in Thomas POV since it’s just an introduction. 

@what-even-is-thiss seemed interested, so I’m tagging him! 

As well as my buddy @bonnybee and my love @treblegirl 

Other people that wan’t to be tagged with be at the end of all of this! (Since there were so many omg)

Word Count: 3,120

Summary: He knew it wasn’t just a dream. He just didn’t know how to explain it.

Warnings: None! Only bad dreams.

Pairings: None! (Yet? Not sure. Probably not)

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I imagine America is a huge fan of the X-Files, being as big a nerd about space and aliens as he is. Fun game: try and name all the differences between APH America and Fox Mulder. Oh wait. They’re basically the same person.

Arthur as Scully and Ludwig as Skinner


Crown Princess Victoria asked a lot of questions to little Matilda who did not show any shyness at all - but told her about the companions at preschool and how it’s filling years.

On friday Matilda will complete four years.

- Oh! A whole year to! Do you know what, I have a girl who is five years old. Said Victoria and showed the number of years with her fingers.

- Her name is Estelle. You know what? I’ll tell Estelle that I met you. That I met a giant girl named Matilda and that she will fill four years on Friday.

Before Victoria went for a quick lunch, Matilda and Grandma Sigrid, asked if they could come and visit the Crown Princess family’s home (Haga Castle).

- Yes! You can come, see you there!” said Victoria with a smile.