Metro, Jack Russell Terrier/Basset Hound mix (5 y/o), Union Square, New York, NY • “He’s a rescue from a crack house – he got a new lease on life. His New Year’s resolution is to chase fewer squirrels.”
What’s that, Trace Cyrus? I couldn’t hear you over All Time Low’s success. I’m just listening to all their top hits, the ones from each of their albums. I’m not seeing any new hits from Metro Station though. Is that a glitch? Have they really been irrelevant since 2007? Guess so. Maybe once ATL are done polishing their awards, they could offer some career advice to Trace.