bonkbatter  asked:

Step 1: grab jumpsuit Step 2: pull up Step 1a: (optional) cut hole in suit,grab underwear, pull up??? ((I have no clue))

While I admire your willingness to think outside the box, I think that if Medic were to actually plan revenge, even jokingly, it’d be more elegant than that. You don’t answer a wedgie with a less convenient wedgie. No, no. He’ll be expecting that. You do something else.

And while you’re slowly planning your attack method, act 100% normal around your target. Maybe even a little friendlier than usual! He’ll sweat bullets for a while and then ease into a false sense of security. Might even feel guilty and try to make up for the trouble he caused. You could probably get a night of free drinks off of him, at the very least.

But no, you’re cool. It’s all cool. Water under the bridge.



The funniest thing to me is that moment in a show when a character has just died in some tragic way, and it’s just like the saddest thing ever and everyone is bawling

Then you go backstage and they’re just sitting there scrolling through their phone because now they have nothing to do for the rest of Act 2

I wish there was a way to just like talk to your favorite fictional (or in this case historical) characters like

imagine casually texting lafayette about how excited he is for the upcoming holidays or getting a long ass paragraph from hamilton after just asking how his day was like yes pls

Method Act
  • Method Act
  • Touche Amore
  • Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me

These days I just try to keep to myself
well aware I’ve lost touch with everyone else
I understand that I’m fading away
I’d rather play dead than play catch up
Because no one really cares all that much
I can’t keep having the same conversations
I look to the floor to keep concentration
focused hard on every single word
my nails are dug deep and my stomach hurts
I am selfish it seems, but I’m trying my best to breathe
hoping you don’t notice as I keep laughing