methicillin resistant staph aureus

mercer/golden staff

I was trying to think of an alternate shipname for Speedy Recovery because the tag makes content hard to find, and I came up with “Mercer” which makes me laugh, because it’s how you say ‘MRSA’ which is Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus, aka golden staph: an extremely dangerous infectious bacteria that is difficult to treat and 

like welcome to my ship Mercer/Golden Staff, you’re infected now, there’s no fucking cure you’re stuck with it forever