You know, I try to avoid showing up to nitpick or lecture people in the comments of their fic
–because wow obnoxious behavior–
But do you ever run across one of those fics where it’s just like:
I recognize that you’re just doing make believe kinky fantasy fun time right now
And not actually trying to write a documentary
But I really, *really* need to make sure someone’s told you that whacking people in the spine and kidneys with a heavy, sharp-edged metal belt buckle is a Bad Kink Idea.