met park

do you know what i want?

i want an lgbt+ tv show/movie that’s not a drama

i want a how i met your mother to be about a pansexual ted mosby and the running joke is that barney’s offended ted doesn’t find him attractive

i want a legally blonde to be about a lipstick lesbian who goes to law school to get her girlfriend back

i want a that ‘70s show where jackie is bisexual and between dating kelso and hyde she brings her ugly ass girlfriends with her to hang out with the gang (because there’s no way she can have a woman in her life prettier than herself)

i want a 13 going on 30 where jenna rink wakes up to be 30 years old and his name is michael rink and he still falls in love with matty from the house next door

i want a parks & recreation where ann perkins is asexual but still becomes pregnant via artificial insemination because ann is perfect and would be the best mother in the history of ever

being lgbt+ doesn’t have to be the focal point of a movie or show

like i understand it’s still a pretty bold move in media but like i’m just getting sick of all of the representation being the ultra dramatic main premise of it all

there are so many lgbt+ dramas. just give me my sitcom.

I don’t get how some people have a blog “type”. I mean I put so much crap on mine that if someone actually asked me what blog “type” I had I’d probably just respond with : trash

Its finally here , the day that the actual sunshine who lights up the earth was born. King of vocals, talent, happiness and wink Wonpil, happy birthday 😄🎉

My Favourite Sitcoms

These are my favourite sitcoms/funny tv shows that i have watched :)


  • Friends
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Full House
  • New Girl
  • How i Met your Mother
  • Fresh Prince of Bel Air
  • Modern family
  • The Office US
  • Malcolm in the Middle
  • Seinfeld
  • That 70s show
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Levi: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Eren: I did. I broke it.
  • Levi: No. No, you didn’t. Sasha?
  • Sasha: Don’t look at me, look at Connie.
  • Connie: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Sasha: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Connie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Sasha: Suspicious.
  • Connie: No, it’s not!
  • Armin: If it matters, probably not but… Jean was the last one to use it.
  • Jean: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Armin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jean: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Armin!
  • Eren: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Captain.
  • Levi: No. Who broke it?
  • Historia: Captain, Mikasa’s been awfully quiet…
  • Mikasa: Really?!
  • Historia: Yeah, really!
  • (yelling ensues)
  • ...
  • Levi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.
blue orchids

hanahaki & soulmate au (reposted)

pairing: jungkook | reader
genre: angst and a sprinkle of fluff
word count: 18.748
warnings: implied smut
disclaimer: I do not own the hanahaki disease concept.

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You were eighteen years old when Jimin’s name showed up on your hand.

The day is fresh and clear in your memory: early December, the winds stronger than ever as they threatened to pierce through the windows of your room, hints of snowflake dancing in the air as the first snowfall augured an even sharper winter. There was a smile on your face that didn’t match the unrelenting coldness of the month, and even though the night was falling and the air felt icy on the tips of your fingers, there was only warmth in your chest as you went through the pictures of your phone.

Pictures of you and Jimin drinking hot chocolate, of clumsy iceskating, of funny faces that made you laugh out loud in the quietness of your bedroom. The feeling sparking in your chest could be considered somewhat dangerous— after all, you were just a girl that didn’t have any marks on her skin, a girl whose fate was yet to be decided. Something as enigmatic as love could be a treacherous thing, too risky for someone that couldn’t decide their destiny on their own.

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Boss's Orders

Boss’s Orders (m)

Word count: 2.6k

Genre: filth, apparently I have a thing for shameless office sex ;)

I tried a different style of writing for this one… anyway, enjoy.

Originally posted by gotjimin


I was doing some faxing for Mr. Park, my boss. He was making me work late, yet again. He had made me work late a lot these past few weeks. Sometimes a couple of other people were with me but tonight I was the only one left.

He had gotten on to me because one of my reports was messed up. It wasn’t a surprise to me that one out of the twenty I was given, at the same time, was not perfect. Mr. Park always got pretty mad with me for unknown reasons. Or I just was around when he’d need to take his pent up anger out on someone. It was sad that the only reason I put up with him was because I needed this job… and that I was insanely attracted to him. Although, I felt especially attracted to him when he got on to me. There was something about his aggressive, hard voice that made my knees weak and my panties wet. He’d sometimes slam his fist on his desk and i’d have to bit my lip to keep from moaning.

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