“That’s enough,” Lahar hissed through gritted teeth, whirling around to glare at the occupants of the largest cell he could find. “May I kindly remind you that you are all under arrest at the moment and shouldn’t be attempting to make your situation worse by provoking the arresting officer?”
“I’m sorry, are we being too crude?” a female voice cooed, and he was willing to blame the drunk card mage, even if he couldn’t spot her. “Officer sir, I’ve got a problem~”
“You can make your complaints to the council when they see you,” he called, fleeing the holding area with the shreds of his dignity gathered around him like a cloak.
“But officer,” the woman called as he opened the door to the room where his Rune Knights were waiting for him. “You left your personality at the place you got that stick up your-”
“Enough of your sass!” he snapped, but it was too late. Several of the younger Rune Knights were already snickering, and Doranbolt, the traitor, was rolling on the floor laughing.
He would make sure that they waited much longer than was usual for their court appearance. It was the least he could do. Doranbolt and the others would be a different matter, but he’d make sure they knew not to cross him…
Natsu, Mest and Lucy face off August Brandish considers Lucy as an enemy A giant foot appears out of no where and squishes August Brandish is also squished Giant foot = Happy They live happily ever after —– Elsewhere Gajeel survives and marries Levy Jellal and Erza have 33 babies Gray confesses to Juvia Juvia melts
Irene/Eliene bitch slaps Acnologia Acnologia cries and runs home
We all get a Happy ending.
For those who are really
gullible - this is just a joke.