Okay guys, I’m gonna explain to you the whole BEING FLAGGED thing.
First of all: don’t freak out. Is everything okay, please don’t delete, you don’t need to start a new blog. You can still use the tags in your blog to have it organized, your post still appear in the dash for your followers, people can still follow you.
Now I’m gonna explain to you what is it about, and how to solve it:
Welcome to Night Vale AU | the friendly desert hamlet of Night Vale proceeds undisturbed in its own strange little way, narrated by the dulcet tones of radio host Castiel, until the scientist Sam, of the perfect, flowing hair, arrives and begins investigating
i need sam taking cas to an amusement park and yeah, his legs are maybe a little too long for the cart but he folds himself in anyways next to cas, cas who is looking around in curiosity and jumps a little when the pimply kid with glasses reaches into his lap to tighten his seat belt. cas who white-knuckles the metal bar in front of them as the cart jerks and they’re rolling forward, climbing up, up, up until the sun is reflecting bright in cas’ pupils.
and with a smile he’ll turn to sam, “this feels like,“ and the coaster will tip over the hill, the air getting knocked out of them both and the word “flying” is ripped from castiel’s throat, followed shortly by a breathless laugh, a throaty scream.
they’ll spend the next hour going on the same rollercoaster until sam convinces cas that the others are just as fun.
with a song and a hug| for the sunniest, loveliest, friendliest little desert town there ever was! stay as long as you like! come to think of it, why would you ever want to leave?
o1. Blood For YouThe Builders & The Butchers o2. Lose Your Soul Dead Man’s Bones o3. Bad Body DoubleImogen Heap o4. DeathmentalSoap&Skin o5. Devil’s Resting Place Laura Marling o6. Do Wrong RightThe Devil Makes Three o7. Hotel CaliforniaThe Eagles o8. Exploration BPoe
my mind keeps coming back to the fact that kevin made a point of saying all the equipment in the night vale broadcasting studio was “old” and “outdated” and so, increasingly, my headcanon is this:
the equipment isn’t exactly covered with blood and viscera–those organs and body parts are the equipment. and the reason db!carlos (footnote: i feel his name would be something really creepy like ken) was driven from wherever he was before was because of his freakish experiments with “bio-technologies” and “incorporation” and so he brought his ideas to a quaint little desert town that nobody would ever miss or care to investigate.
and now desert bluffs basically just strips wanderers or disobedient citizens and builds them into their devices and their homes, and oh, if everything doesn’t run so much better than it used to so much…smoother, if you know what i mean, dear listeners, i never trusted the old technology anyway, it was so unfriendly, it had no human touch, you see
I was inspired by the tags on Jamie’spost and wrote a highschool j2 ficlet. Whoops.
Sometimes Jensen wonders if Jared knows if he’s consciously painting a target on his back with his pink shirts and flippy hair and penchant for breaking into musical numbers in the hallways.
Secretly Jensen thinks he’s not even aware of the Darwinism at work in their high school’s social food chain. When he finally gets the guts up to ask Jared out, he realizes that it’s not true with a twist of his gut when Jared eyes him warily as he approaches him. It’s probably not every day that Jared gets approached by a baseball player with the intent of asking him out.
Jensen almost loses his nerve as Jared’s eyes shutter over but he manages to blurt out a slurred and mangled but sincere attempt at asking Jared out. Jared blushes from under the collar of his shirt to his bangs and ducks his head awkwardly. Jensen is two seconds from turning tail and running when Jared stumblingly accepts with a bright smile that has Jensen blushing in turn.
When Jared brushes past him on his way to his next class with a fleeting kiss pressed to Jensen’s cheek, Jensen half feels like breaking into song himself.
i feel like, now that carlos and cecil are officially together, cecil is just going to gush all over the place and even as he’s giving the news it’s going to be like wesley’s letters to buttercup in the princess bride you know:
“traffic is congested all over the city because of those strange tentacles coming from the manholes and carlos is perfect”
“the children of night vale have recently taken up arms against their parents and carlos is perfect”
“it’s street cleaning day, so please bar your doors and windows and carlos is perfect.”
“i’m sorry to report that intern frank was killed on his visit to the library and carlos is perfect”
Jared being his regular teasing, flirty self while he’s drunk, always giving off so many mixed signals, one moments, he’s flirting with someone, giving them all the right cues before he pulls away, waves goodbye and moves on and Jared never really worries because he’s so tall and no one wouldn’t dare challenge him, muscled or not.
But then there’s a hand on his shoulder, spinning him around, shoving him to a wall and Jason is there, and Jason traps Jared against the wall and stares at him and Jared realizing, slowly, that they’re the same height and this dude can obviously take him but his brain doesn’t have enough sense in it to realize that he’s at a disadvantage and tries to fight back, use his weight to throw Jason off.
But Jared can’t, slowly realizing that he doesn’t actually have enough control of his body, and Jason is pressing in, keeps Jared pinned and says, “been watching you, all night, flirting with people, being a fuckin’ tease,” and he leans in even closer, noses barely touching, “and you think you an get away with that? You think you can get me interested and then run away?” and Jared giggles because yes, it’s exactly what he wants.
Jared never really tells people but he likes it when people chase after him, he likes being pursued but no one really does because of his size, everyone has been too intimidated to approach him and Jared just wanted to provoke a person enough that they’d finally do something. And Jason took it.
Jason leaning in, fits his groin to Jared’s and Jared can feel how interested the other man is and Jared already knows that since Jason came to him, he’s already interested.
And Jason says those nice words, “let’s go back to my place, see how much of a tease you really are,” and Jared knows it’s going to be a good night.