meryl streeo

ok so obama loves george clooney and clooney’s goin around saying they r bff well i dont care fuck you clooney.  clooney sniffed up obamas butt for like months and bought him all these vespas until obama was finally like OK FINE ILL HANG OUT WITU.  I didn’t even answer the phone when obama first called me, i thought it was my dog walker’s son. and sometimes i still dont pick up his calls cuz im super busy but we tight.