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WE HAVE REACHED NEW LEVELS OF DOUCHERY [Best Friends Play Policenauts (Part 19)]
  • Meryl: [in-game, holds up Elles purse with teary eyes]
  • Pat: This is the stupidest.
  • Woolie:
  • Pat: This is the dumbest.
  • Woolie: What are you talking about?
  • Pat: Is there a hamburger in that bag? Final memory of Dave?
  • Woolie: No, 'cause I'm like——
  • Meryl: [in-game] Dave gave it to me. Said I wasn't feminine enough.
  • Pat: [leaning away from the mic to scream] WHAT A FUCKING BITCH THING TO SAY
  • Woolie: [bursts out laughing]
  • Pat: WHEN YOU GIVE SOMEBODY A GIFT
  • Woolie: [laughing hysterically]
  • Pat: HOLY SHIT!
  • Woolie: [cackling, can't breathe]
  • Pat: WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Woolie: [coughing]
  • Pat: THAT'S THE MOST PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE SHIT EVER
  • Woolie: Dave was a cunt.
  • Pat: You gotta spend MONEY to shit on somebody like that!
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Meryl:  So, how are you and Amber doing?

Kyle:  There is no ‘Amber and I’.  Not anymore.  She broke up with me about a month before graduation.  

Meryl:  Oh, crap.  I’m sorry.  That wasn’t the answer I was expecting.

Kyle:  Don’t worry about it.  She told me she thought we were moving too fast and she wanted to stay at the university for a few more years.  I… didn’t take it very well.  Noah helped me realize that one of the main reasons I ended up with Amber at all was because it was convenient and that’s really not a good reason to be with someone.

Meryl:  Well, I still feel bad for bringing it up.  How about we keep it lighthearted for the rest of the evening?

Kyle:  I just have one question for you, then I can totally agree to that.

Meryl:  I guess that’s fair.

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the perfection of Benedict Cumberbatch as Little Charles in August: Osage County; part 1

“I just… I want everyone to know that I got what I always wanted. And that means. I’m not a loser.”

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