Medical things I learned from greys anatomy

Don’t cut the l-vad wire
Only sign a dnr if u want to become a vegetable
Never unplug a gunmans wife
Picking jane doe out a new face will cause u to fall in love with her
If you are having vivid sexual hallucinations about dead exboyfriends it is not normal
Don’t stand close to an exposed artery
The best place to eat lunch is in a room next to an elderly man in a coma
Heart surgery can be done on an elevator
For a quick vacation visit the dermatology offices
Never forget: truck cabin spoon
Never say you had a meeting with Mayfield in 22
All ur problems can be solved by a heart in a box
Don’t mess with The plastics posse they kick surgical ass and take names

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