I WANNA SHOW YOU “BRAZILIAN TRUMP” (maybe worst)

“The mistake of the dictatorship was to torture and not kill“
“Pinochet should have killed more people” (chile)
>“I would be unable to love a homosexual child. I’d rather have a son of mine dying in an accident.”
>“I don’t rape you because you’re not good enough” (he said that to a federal deputy called Maria do Rosário) 

When people asked him about what he would do if his children related to (date) a black woman or to homosexuals, he said: “I do not take that risk, my children were very well educated”

“The PMs should have killed 1,000 rather than 111 prisoners.” (about the  Carandiru massacre here in Brazil)
“I will not fight or discriminate, but if I see two men kissing in the street, I will spank them.”  (like ?????)
“Parliamentary should not take the bus”

and, of course:

“Women should earn less because they get pregnant”


He already said that he’s going to run for president in 2018 (Brazil). His name is Jair Bolsonaro and he’s a piece of shit.

(also, I reeeaallly don’t know english, so… i’m sorry. It’s just that tumblr is my home and I can’t stand this man…. anyway)

Ya know bisexual characters can be…bisexual….you don’t gotta write them in fanfic like they’ve been Straight™ all their life but this One Person is the exception….like I know it’s wild….but their partner doesn’t have to be the only person of the same sex they’ve ever Noticed™ ever

a quick post: do not use the term ‘sin’ or whatever the fuck to refer to LGBT couples in fan fiction or cannon or anything just don’t do that to young LGBT kids who see themselves in those characters and don’t do that to all the LGBT people who have been shunned and attacked with religion as an excuse I don’t care if you think it’s funny and I don’t care if you don’t think it’s offensive and I literally!!!!! do not care about the feelings of straight people over LGBT people!!!! and!!! I never will!!!!

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the shower:</b> *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*<p/><b>Me the second i leave the shower:</b> h o w 2 eNgLiSH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics

“I WANT A DOOR!”

“OH MY GOD, YOU WANT TO DO HIM. GET IT RIGHT.”

“I’m done, I’m so done. I can’t read this.” *Exits out* *waits thirty seconds* “FUCK IT.” *starts reading again*

“THE HELL D'YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT.”

“Ugh I hate this… But I’m too invested.
F u c k.”

“There’s a time that everyone reaches in their lives where they think ‘nothing can be worse than this’. This fic is that time.”


“Oh, wait, nevermind, I found a worse one.”

“Why did he have to die?! I hate this story!… Time to recommend it to all my friends.”

“Your gay is showing.”

“Ha! You’re straight!? Okay, pal, so am I.”

Person A: I like you, y’know

Person B: *smiles* yeah, I know

Person A: what do you mean, “you know”?

Person B: why are you getting all worked up? we’re married. of course you like me. why would you marry someone if you didn’t like him?

Person A: well, i don’t know. but you could have said “thank you”! or maybe, “I like you too!” or “I like you more!” I can’t believe this.

Person B: *whispers* please save me