merry zodmas

What is your people’s obsession with decorating things from outside? You are embarrassing your tree! Dressing him up like a Prostitute! The other tree’s are looking in and laughing at your tree! calling him a WHORE! A sap encrusted Lady of the Night! Luckily your tree cannot hear them because he is dead! Much like my home planet (Rest in Pieces)
—  General Zod, “Merry Zodmas, Christmas Tree’s”
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//Happy Second day of Zodmas followers, you’ll notice yesterday you got the gift of emotional pain. Faora’s good at that.

Today you get Snowmen.

“This is quite frankly the worst vid I’ve ever seen.”

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“I’m so embarrassed.”