merry christmas guys


“It was so shiny you guys I had to destroy it”

I totally approve of the headcanon that Genji’s dragon is a bit of a derp compared to Hanzo’s two and that somewhere between Genji’s and McCree’s concepts of Christmas, there is a considerable amount of shenanigans that ensues.

They never get a big tree ever again. Or that many decorations. Or tinsel, for that matter. At least it was plastic and not pine so nothing actually caught fire.


Sometimes I wonder
What’s the reason why
We long for someone to embrace
And say hello to say goodbye


K: Dude, there’s a cake promotion in that cafe!
Y: It’s an entire cake, Katsuki.
K: Let’s get two!

((Happy holidays, everyone!))

The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*

░No one has ever left me quite this sore 

░Now that I’m without your kisses,

░I’ll be needing stitches.