Characters named Jack have no chill

Handsome Jack? Sociopathic dictator.

Jack Harkness? Screwed everyone ever.

Jack Sparrow? HA where to I start with this one

Jack Dawson? Reckless as FUCK

Jack Merridew? Set an island on fire.

Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk? Stole shit from a fuckin GIANT

name ONE character named Jack who has any chill

i dont know if i’m normal anymore, cause i am a 16 years old girl, who feels butterflies in her stomach every time she sees gay couples kissing…

So I picked this thing up while revising for my exam in a few weeks time.I found this quote on one of the last pages:

“A little boy who wore the remains of extraordinary black cap on his red hair and who carried the remains of a pair of spectacles at his waist, started forward, then changed his mind and stood still.”

My personal interpretation is that the “little boy” is just Jack Merridew from the Officers perspective as he has no authority and power to the Officer - he’s just a boy. This is backed up by the “red hair” which Jack has, and the “extraordinary black cap” which is the remains of the civilized person he was before. And the glasses part doesn’t really need to be explained… 

But the end bit its like “he changed his mind,” so like, he goes to say something and tries and make his point but then realizes he has no power against the Officer.

What do you guys think?

Inspired from this vine. I was so disappointed that no one had created an lotf animation (well sort of) with it, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Enjoy my wasted week of work. Oh yeah and this is an AU where Jack TOTALLY tried to flaunt his C sharp skills and signal everyone on the island before Ralph even has a chance to blow the conch and Piggy’s glasses are no longer viable for starting signal fires XD