vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind – when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief – they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake
Sirens are dangerous creatures, who lure nearby sailors with their enchanting music and voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island. This spell is used to bring allure to your speaking and singing voice, to enchant those around you. It is best used when a witch is wanting to kill it at an interview, dominate a speech, or perform like the greatest diva. And it is so simple!
YOU WILL REQUIRE:
–tablespoon of honey –bowl of sea salt –glass of water
Begin outside. (If you are near a body of water, this would be even better.) Toss a pinch of salt in each of the four directions, saying: Northern sirens of rivers carving stone and dark depths, aid me. Eastern sirens of cliff drops into jetties and sea spray, aid me. Southern sirens of pale sands and hot lava rock, aid me. Western sirens of endless horizon and ancient shipwrecks, aid me.
Make a circle with the remaining sea salt, large enough for you to stand in, and step into it. Shut your eyes. Envision the tide rolling in over your toes, kissing your ankles, and drawing you out waist deep.
Open your eyes and distribute your honey onto a spoon. Recite the following chant: For words sweetened as fresh honey, for song as powerful as hurricane gales, for confidence as strong as undertow, for appearance as alluring as siren maidens. I am one with the sea and the sea is in me.
Consume the honey. Let its warmth spread over your tongue, along your teeth, down your throat, and into your stomach. Concentrate on that heat and feel it spread through your veins.
Taking your glass of water, drink the entirety of it. When you are finished, say: My siren spell begins now and all will be enchanted.
Step out of the circle and your spell is complete. It should last one full day.
20 Reasons to Watch ProZD's Kingdom Hearts Let's Play
1.) *quietly* Now it’s time to *loud shouting* PRESS BUTTONS AND TALK 2.) Racing Riku to the star for Dickcheese 3.) Are you Maleficent? “Bitch, I might be.” 4.) Fickledick’s Pickle Dick 5.) *to the tune of This is Halloween* pickle dick, pickle dick - pickle dick, pickle dick 6.) Handsome Ansem 7.) #letOogieBoogieSayFuck 8.) Tyrant, Racist King Mickey 9.) Sabor Discourse™ 10.) Five million mummy men 11.) RIP Wendy 12.) Bad English Accent 13.) Big Billies 14.) Maleficent/Jafar Shipping 15.) 10 Million Mummy Men 16.) That’s too many Mummy Men 17.) “Fuck you, Sora.” - Goofy 18.) Riku’s bondage outfit 19.) Under Sea, the best Little Mermaid song 20.) Riku’s perfect teeth
Seriously though, go check out @prozdvoices Press Buttons ‘n Talk YouTube channel and see for yourself.
Hey, you know… I’ve seen a lot of playlists about mermaid songs but… all of them are sad, and mermaids aren’t sad all the time people. Accept it.
Now a mermaid has made a more joyful playlist, but still themed with the Ocean, the Moon, singing… that kind of things we merfolk love(?
It’s mostly dubstep, but it’s not the only type of music we’ve here!
Black Sea - Natasha Blume
Lullaby of the Moon - Nightcore** |
Deep Sea Girl - English cover*
| How i became the Sea - Owl City |
Siren - Kat Krazy ft. Elkka
| Oceans - Nightstep**
| Lights and thunder - Krewella
(feat. Gareth Emery)
I just want to say that yours headcanons and interactions with everyone here just crack me up so fcking much, honestly, you guys are a true blessing. And, if it's okay, could I request the RFA+V+ Saeran falling hard for MC but they just don't notice, like, at all, and, God help them, they are trying their very best, what the actual fuck MC (it's okay if you don't wanna do the request, I hope you guys have a great day!)
A/N: omg you’re such a cutie thank you <3 ヾ(´▽｀*;)ゝ”and
did you mean like mc doesnt notice that they’re completely in love with them???
(soRRY im so exhausted lmao) but dude i’m completely mc in that case ripperoni ~Admin 404
thought…losing his eye was like… enough to show how much he cares about you
always making you food and snacks in cute little shapes (especially hearts)
the two of you play LOLOL he’s always giving you the best loot and diving in
front of your character to make sure you don’t die
joining new clubs that either you’re in, or they cover a topic you’re
way, he can spend more time with you and enjoy some of the same things!
mention it he actually really enjoys it all and learns something new about you
even managed to hug you close for long periods of time without turning red or
you still! Don’t! See it!
always think he’s just being really nice and a great friend! Sure you secretly
like him but you don’t want to ruin the friendship if he doesn’t like you back!
made it his personal mission to get the two of you together because Yoosung
just won’t take initiative and you’re just oblivious as hell
always hanging off of you, how are you not even suspicious?
has an arm around you, hand on your shoulder, even on your knee when the two of
you are sitting
fucks sake MC, he kisses your cheek and holds your hand when the two of you
walk anywhere are you DENSE??
bringing you flowers, chocolates, you name it
EVEN MAKES UP SONGS TO SING TO YOU
so dramatic about everything. Every time you don’t react to his romantic
gesture, he’s practically throwing himself to the floor in a sobbing fit
even held you by the shoulders, looked you in the eyes, and told you how much
he really likes you
just responded with a tilt of your head, innocently asking, “Like…. you
HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED BY NOW?????
AFTER THAT, YOU’RE STILL OBLIVIOUS. MC, why. Just, why. He loves you but wOW
not exactly surprised that you don’t
realize her feelings
subtle with her emotions than the rest of them
jumin is more open about his feelings for you, who would have guessed
always inviting you to attend new cafes, or to show you her favourite ones!
makes you a lot of coffee/tea and cakes!
two of you spend a lot of time discussing books the two of you have read, and
theorize about those that abruptly ended
looking you straight in the eyes, smiling, and will constantly turn a light
shade of red
you don’t get it?? Is she getting a fever? Is it even hot enough in here to
make her red like that? Is she alright?
always putting your hands on her cheeks, trying to see if she’s ill and it just
makes her blush 10x more
MC she’s gonna pass out at this rate, get your hands off of her, just notice
that she likes you so the two of you can cuddle and she can get over turning as
red as she does!
think it’d be really obvious
the man has next to no emotions but when you come around he’s practically a
puddle on the floor- how in the world don’t you notice?
making sure you’re comfortable with anything the two of you do
invites you to lunch and you don’t like the restaurant, he’ll cancel his
reservations and find a new place immediately
DOES EVERYTHING HIMSELF. Not once does he ask Jaehee or another employee of his
to set up plans or grab something for you
to your opinion more than anyone else’s. He’ll take it to heart and do whatever
you suggested (that is if it isn’t drastic)
LETS YOU PICK UP ELIZABETH? CUDDLE WITH HER? GIVE HER KISSES? DOESN’T THAT TELL
YOU HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU??
dude tried to move you into his house almost immediately, seriously MC how can
you not tell
showers you in gifts all the time. If you aren’t there to physically receive
them, he’s telling you what he got you and sends you pictures
thinks it’s absolutely adorable that you have no idea, but at the same time it
lowkey drives him crazy because he juST WANTS TO KISS YOU, MC. PLEASE. JUST, P L E
A S E
lil brat tries to hide that he’s completely in love with you until he just
can’t take it anymore
he’s built you Robo-cat, gone over personally to protect you, and a lot more,
what do you waNT FROM HIM
you memes in the middle of the night because he thinks you’ll find them funny
you at night just to talk until he can hear you fall asleep on the other end of
also buying you a lot of little things because he thought of you when he saw
it, and couldn’t bring himself to just leave it
the only one he’ll let drive his babies. HIS. BABIES. MC, COME ON
looking at you like a love-sick puppy. Whenever you do something completely
adorable he gets as red as his hair
lightly brush his hand against yours when the two of you are walking close
together, and watch to see if he can actually grab your hand
you the Flynn Rider smoulder more times than you can count but all you do is
giggle because it’s your favourite movie. Your giggle is like heaven but MC whY
CAN’T YOU SEE HE LIKES YOU
EVEN SINGS THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG “KISS THE GIRL”(or he changes the
lyrics to boy, depending) TO GET THE POINT ACROSS BUT ALL YOU DO IS JUMP IN ON
HIS MUSICAL NUMBER. One day MC, one day.
gentle with everyone, but you??
he’s gentle but he plays around a LOT more
pushes you, pinches your cheeks, he even does gross shit like lick your cheek okay
but i do the same
close to you all the time. When the two of you talk, he’s leaning into you,
staring into your eyes
even spend the night at each other’s houses watching movies or just talking
the hell can you not tell that this giraffe loves you??
taking beautiful photos of you! Well…almost always
favourite photo album is full of pictures of you being goofy, and packed which
terrible candid’s of you, but he lOVES THEM SO MUCH MC LOOK AT HOW AMAZING YOU
plans trips for just the two of you so he can take pictures and you can see the
sights! Takes you to romantic dinners! Y'all even go to festivals and carnivals
always holding your hand because he doesn’t want to lose you in a crowd. Or
that’s what you think. In reality he just wants to hold your hand; MC please
he’s so cute just kiss him already
just plain sucks at sharing emotions
thought he was pretty obvious?
there are times that you’re the only one he’ll even acknowledge? That’s pretty
self-explanatory there MC
takes you out for ice cream all the time, walks around town, whatever you want.
He hates people, he doesn’t willingly go out for that. Unless you want to
invites you over to just hang out and play some games, watch some movies, or
sometimes just to nap
asks you to teach him how to cook/bake, so he can spend a lot more time with
you give him this dazzling smile that just makes his heart flutter and he can’t
even look at you
also like to hug him and he practically passes out every time. It scares you a
little bit because you can’t figure out why?? Is he okay??? Are you dead??
steps out of his comfort zone and hugs you back?? You’re so happy and you
absolutely love it! You think that maybe he’s finally becoming more social! You
have no idea that he only hugs you because??? It’s you
just admit you like this man so he can get comfortable MC, he’s too awkward to
ask you out himself
Rumplestiltskin wasn’t a fan of water, he really wasn’t. But he had his deals to make, and he had to make a deal with King Triton, and the mer-king hated humans. He had to disguise himself as a merman. His tail was golden and after some practice, he swam to Atlantica and met the kind.