merlin's so bad

what goes around comes around | supercorp AU aka a very pissed Lena that kills Mon El

“thought it was me and you babe me and you until the end guess i was wrong…”

Kill Your Darlings AU: He says that life is round… that we’re stuck on this wheel of living and dying; an endless circle. Until someone breaks it.

It’s our turn. Let’s show them what we can do. You in?

anonymous asked:

But imagine Merlin and Ginger taking each other’s clipboards by mistake and not realizing it until the middle of a debrief in front of everyone

At first they really wouldn’t realise it. They don’t really need to use it for a meeting after all. And then Ginger or Merlin would want to draw up a schematic or something and just be “wtf, where is my very convenient icon at the top left for it? what is that shit instead? what is all this crap?”

And really it’s not really that different but it feels like coming home only to find that someone change your furniture around while you were away. It’s still home but it’s fucking weird.

They fumble a bit until realising what must have happened and then they exchange tablet under the snickers of everyone present. There is a tiny sliver of embarrassment, but as soon as they narrow their eyes at anyone still laughing at them, it dies out because everyone is scared of them. So hopefully that will be the last of it.

(Unfortunately, taking each other’s clipboards by mistake soon become a thing for them, no matter how careful they are about it)


Skies grow darker, currents swept you out again
And you were just gone and gone, gone and gone


They’re Trying To Catch You || [listen]

You are the last dragonlord now

You alone carry the ancient gift

me, watching stranger things: shit look at bob sit and solve this puzzle at the byers’ house, how fucking cute is that shit, he’s so fucking smart and adorable–

also me: *sudden realization*

medic, smart.

archie, smart.

merlin, smart.

the mad scientist, abusive smart (biomedical engineering major).

the professor, left me with heart whiplash smart (psychology major with a specialization in human sexuality and gender studies)

me: … oh fuck i’m one of those women

but first we dance


Summary: Dancing is supposed to be fun and distracting, not standing around trying hard not to undress your girlfriend with your stare.

Word count: 328

Rating: T

Tags: fluff, leavers ball, watford



It’s incredibly unfair how fucking gorgeous Keris looks in her blue dress.

It’s unfair because it’s a pretty good dress–it’s an amazing dress–and all I want to do is take it off. I think about flicking one strap off her shoulder. Then the other. I want to watch it float down to the floor. Right here and right fucking now. But yeah, no, that’s not how dances are supposed to go.

Okay. I need to get distracted.

Keris senses my distress and squeezes my hand, gently. “Baby, are you okay?”

“Yeah, don’t worry, I’m alright,” I say, flashing her a smile. “You’re just too bloody hot, princess; it’s insane. I need a distraction.”

“Hey, wanna eavesdrop on Simon and Baz?” Keris asks and she’s pulling at me before I can even reply. Of course she already knows the answer. (Not like me to pass up an opportunity to nose around.)

But as we get close to them Baz sneers at us, so we back off. Some people are just unpleasant. And then there’s Baz.

“I still can’t believe you were right about them,” Keris says.

“Please. Like, it was so obvious, luv.”

She grins and says, “They look cute.”

“Yeah, they do,” I say. “But we’re cuter.”

“Well, obviously.” She smiles a Keris smile: equal parts adorable and freaking sexy. And fuck Merlin she’s so bad because she knows, she knows it makes me so fucking weak.

“Dance with me, babe,” I say as I wrap an arm around her neck and pull her closer. I kiss her pink glossy lips. So soft and so perfect. I mentally thank Penny for teaching me that kiss-proof lipstick spell. (Even if she didn’t mean to.)

“This isn’t dancing,” Keris says, smiling against my lips.

“Right. Do you want me to stop?”

“No,” she says and kisses me again. “No way.”

“Good. Because I’m not stopping. Ever.”

I just can’t wait for this ball to be over.


Merlin | Swanchester AU: In a land of myth and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young sorceress, born to protect the once and future king of Camelot. Her name: Emma. Arthur!Dean, Merlin!Emma.

“Do I know you?” the young man asked, walking up to Emma who was standing in front of the poor lad he’d been torturing.

She crossed her arms and shook her head, “Emma.”

“So I don’t know you. But you called me friend,” he pressed, taking a few steps closer.

She smirked, “That was my mistake.”

“I think so -”

“Yes, I’d never have a friend who could be such an ass.” The crowd around cooed, eye brows rose and mouths were covered.

The young man scoffed. “I could throw you in jail for that,” he threatened, despite the amused smile playing at his lips.

Emma rolled her eyes, “Who do you think you are, the king?”

“No, I’m his son - Prince Dean.”