Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"

Me: The writers are just baiting us, this ship is never going to actually become canon, I shouldn’t get too optimistic or I’ll be disappointed.

Inner me: Let it consume your entire existence

Problematic Fave: Katie McGrath

- Kashy McGra™

- She have 3 birthdays (it’s a goddess thing)

- Embarrasing tattoo on her back

- No one believes her when she plays Straight™

- Green eyes out of this world

- Drama Gay Queen

- She doesn’t have any social media

- We don’t really know if she actually exist

- She wants to be buried with all her Star Wars toys and her Morgana figure

- Irish accent

- She loves to play villain on a corset

- Supercorp™, Karlena™, The Hug™

- Jawline more defined than your future

- 5’ 5½" (1,66 m)

- Use to wear a lot of black, knitwear, skinny jeans and very high heels

- She doesn’t even know she has an army of lesbians ready to die for her

- The Lip Bite™

- She like to kiss her co-stars (mostly woman, gorgeous woman)

- Yes, she have pictures kissing her co-stars on her phone

- Take her brother to interviews and talk embarrasings things

- Too excited about nerd things, especially getting on the Batmobil

- Natalie Dormer says to her “Do to me” and she get wet (for the Ice Bucket Challenge)

- She studied history

- She went through a real punk stage

- Shops for books like other women shop for shoes (She said it)

- Self-professed Tomboy!

- Had her face appear on UK postage stamps 

- Once dreamt of being the editor of Vogue China

UPDATED 11/02

Fangirl (Or Boy) Problem #3
  • Parental unit: So are they gay?
  • Me Internally: SO YOU SEE I HEAVILY THINK SO BUT I HAVE A MAJOR INNER DISCOURSE ABOUT THIS TOPIC BECAUSE I WANT TO RESPECT THE CHOICES OF THE ACTORS AND NOT FORCE AN OPINION UPON THEM BECAUSE THEY DESERVE A PRIVATE LIFE BUT I ALSO READ REALLY SMUTTY FANFIC ABOUT THEM THAT GIVES ME MENTAL IMAGES ON SCREEN BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE IM A LITTLE SHIT WHO CARES TOO MUCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS
  • Me Externally: lol i wish
A summary of fandoms (from what I can tell)
  • Supernatural: perpetually crying in the corner and is really sarcastic about death.
  • Merlin: a lot of sad reminiscing. Everyone ships the same ship.
  • Sherlock: spends seven hours analyzing three frames, screaming the whole time.
  • Yuri on ice: utter chaos at the moment. 10000 pieces of fanart.
  • Doctor who: everyone is a hardcore fan because you have to be to actually finish it. Manages to cry over really old events.