“She’s been ignoring me a lot, Jack! She refuses to talk to me, or look me in the eye and stuff -”
“Hic, relax, she’s not mad at you.”
“Are you sure? Cause it really seems like she -”
“Hic, she probably can’t take her eyes off of you.”
“Wait - what?”
“… Dude. Have you checked yourself out lately?!”

Mericcup for timebenderss. Hijack is you squint. ;) *She’s coming over tomorrow, and we’re doing a Tumblr Asks thing so feel free to ask any questions! (Special thanks to my friend Acee who did the typography!)