merely a flesh wound

fahc gavin headcanon:

when he gets cut, something small like a papercut or he stubbed his toe, he will complain. complain to the high heavans tha ‘jack it hurts there must be something wrong with it, im going to  die jack make it better’ and he just whines until it goes away, but when he gets shot, or stabbed he tries to cover it up like nothings wrong like 'meeting went fine’ 'gav your bleeding’ 'nah its just ketchup’ or 'tis but a scratch, a mere flesh wound’ all black knight style from the holy grail, and then passes out on the kitchen floor with little

I’m reading more post-finale fanfic (yes still) and I seriously want to know why everybody’s completely ignoring THE GODDAMN HOLE IN HANNIBAL’S GUT WITH A LOT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT

IT WENT COMPLETELY THROUGH (the wine bottle too remember????)

HE WAS FULLY SHOT AND HE IS NOT JUST GOING TO BE STROLLING AROUND OR SWIMMING LIKE THAT

if someone can find ONE fic where Hannibal isn’t invincible and doesn’t shrug off the mere flesh wound as he drags poor Will to shore and tends to all his injuries please link me because I can’t do this any more  ಥ⌣ಥ