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I LOVE PLAYING CHARACTERS THAT ARE BASICALLY ELMER I’ve done it with Call of Cthulhu and Paranoia and it’s always A Time. No one ever expects someone to play a /positive/ character who’s unsettling

I’m so excited for the next session even though it isn’t for another week and a half

I was going to name her after the full name Rev gave Elmer in The Elmer Fic® and call her Aethel Mercial Batross but i decided to see what i could find using an Elf Name Generator and i got, i kid you not, Mirthal Jokas

anonymous asked:

When I think of what crit1kal looks like I honestly imagine Anthony Sullivan cus of the info mercials he covered. I think that captures his voice better

I feel that.

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The Troy Oinkman Burger - served with bacon
Season 4, Episode 11: Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial


I’ll admit that I had to ask what the pun was… so for those of you who don’t know, Troy Aikman was a quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.

A burger stuffed with sauteed onions and crispy bacon served over fresh spinach and topped with a bleu cheese dressing. I tried to brand a star into the bun, annnnd it didn’t work. But I tried.

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Two minute clip from Sunday’s episode, “Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial!”

The family makes a local ad to air during the Super Bowl. Linda sings.

Episode airs this Sunday at 8:30 on FOX!

Surprise! (Request)

tiffanyshulman

Ethan:

You were Facetiming with Ethan in your supposed room. You two were talking about how you miss each other since he’s on tour. 

“Babe, I wish you’d just agree on letting me fly you out.” He complains. “It’s not a big deal,” 

“I know. I just don’t really want to be a bother. You’re super busy at meet and greets and interviews,” You disagree. 

He rolls his eyes at you. “It’s not everyday that we have it,” 

“I’ll think about it then,” You sighed. “But it’s getting late over here and mom planned some thing - I don’t even know.” You sighed, rolling your eyes. “So I have to help her out with it. Goodnight, babe,” 

He sighed also. “Goodnight, baby. I love you,”

You smiled. “I love you, too.” And that’s when you ended the call.

You immedietely ran off the bed and into Logan and Jake’s room. “Hey, guys! He bought it, now help?” 

They both jumped up and you placed youself in a box they’ve prepared for you. One of the boys carried you into thier room. 

“Hey, boys. We got this idea for a Vine and we want you guys to help.” Logan asks,as Jake sets the box, you are in, down. 

“Yea, sure what is it?” You hear Ethan agree. 

“It’s one of those info-mercials and we just want you to record you opening the box,” Jake informs. 

“Wait, is there something in the box?” Ethan asks. 

“Ethan, chill. It’s for a Vine.” Gray says behind him. “Just do it,”

You were excited for this. You heard the box starting to open, so you readied  yourself. You saw the box fully open and that’s when you sprung yourself on him. He screamed and was shocked to see you on him. 

Surprise, Ethan!” You yelled. 

Tiffany? Holy crap!” He had a wide, surprised smile on his face. “How did you get here? When did you get here?”

You laughed at his reaction. “I got here this morning and was just in Lele’s room. Jake, Logan, you guys got that?” You ask.

They both gave you a thumb’s up. 

Ethan hugged you tight and carried you up. “Oh, my gosh! You’re here!”

You laughed and hugged him tighter. “I’ve missed you for too long,”

He puts you down and hold your face between his hands. “I’ve missed those brown eyes.” He leans down and kisses you infront of the boys. 

They throw pillows to you guys. Jake and Logan groan. 

“Ugh, get a room, grossies!” Jake says before him and Logan walk out. 

Hey Tiffany, I hope you like it! (:

Getting Caught Reactions (PG-13)

Nico: If Nico was ever caught making the nasty with Percy I feel like he would completely ditch Percy and just shadow travel out of the room. He’s probably way to shy to let anyone but Percy see him naked so he panics and just books it. This of course, leaves Percy alone in the room with whoever just interrupted them. 

Percy: Excuses Excuses! Percy will attempt to make up an excuse so that he and Nico won’t pay the price for breaking the “no hanky panky” rule of Camp Half-Blood. Such excuses include. 

“I was checking for ticks." 

"OH SO THATS WHAT ANOTHER PERSON’S PENIS LOOKS LIKE!?! IT LOOKS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE!?! OoooOOOOoooOOOOOH. I thought it was a REALLY BIG BRUISE  and I was just massaging some ointment on it and stuff…”

“He had an itch down there." 

"He had to suck the poison out from a snake bite. The snake is gone though." 

*Info-mercial acting* "OH NO!  I ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED WHILE NAKED, GOT AN ERECTION MID FALL AND IMPALED MYSELF INSIDE OF NICO WHO ALSO COINCIDENTALLY HAPPENED TO BE NAKED! WHAT A STRANGE ACCIDENT!”

“HegotaspontaneouserectionthatsomehowtookhispantsoffandItripped andlandedonitwithmymouthopen!" 

"It was dark and I thought it was candy…”

*unconfidently* “I was cursed and only the act of love making could break it…?”

“I’m dying and it was my last wish." 

"THAT WAS A SACRED ITALIAN RITUAL FROM THE 1940s THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO SEX! THAT’S RACIST!" 

"Its mayonaise! We were making sandwhiches!" 

"It’s just icing! We made cake that disappeared for some reason!”

“ummmm….Ares did it! He still has a grudge on me and ummm….he totally zapped our clothes off, gave me a boner and made me impale my love stick into Nico’s danger cavern. He was trying to make it look like we were breaking the rules!!”

“We were wrestling like in the olden greek days. Jeez, learn your history!”