i bet one time Tim impulse purchased a bunch of vintage Superboy merch off of ebay at like 4am cause he couldn’t sleep and “accidentally” came across it on the internet but when it showed up he had no idea what to do with the 3 t-shirts, 2 pairs of swim trunks, 4 posters, and 1 bobble-head that he now owned so i just shoved them into the back of one of the many closets in Wayne Manor and forgot they were there until one laundry day when he couldn’t find anything to wear and just came across them so he just spends the day walking around in a Superboy™ shirt and Superboy™ swimsuit. Except Kon shows up that day without warning, takes one look at Tim, and just leaves because “what the fuck where did he even FIND those??????” and it takes both of them a good two weeks to live down the embarrassment
I’m a shitty merch guy or PA straight hates me haha it actually ended up being a fun night. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes and Thank you to Vince for dedicating a song to me…then making my old ass birthday mosh.