ok but taehyung looks like a recently-widowed-after-he-slipped-too-many-sleeping-pills-in-his-80-year-old-billionaire-suga-mammas-drink gold digger ready to hit 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 town👏🏻  

“oooh gurl my lawyer just rang, he said i got the pool house, the ferrari, the benz AND the mercedi. and the poodles lapooh and shanaynay. oh my god BITCH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?”

“we need to SHOP TIL WE DROPPP gurl, i’m ready for a DRANKKKK”

“but hold up one sec i gotta werk my angles”