meow time

I’m practicing my gravitas voice for my Director Lucretia cosplay, and I’m trying to figure out what mindset to have for the best effect.

The thought that seems to be the most effective?

“I… am the tallest.”

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Play me.🎏 | Credit here

juno steel really seems like the type of person to claim that he hates pets and that they’re too much work he is a busy lady he doesn’t have time to care for a pet and they don’t like him anyway so why 

but also like if he somehow ended up caring for like, a cat or w/e, he would love it. like not outwardly. but boy would he ever care for that animal and make sure it was safe and fed and probably talk to it like a completely normal voice (cat meows from the other room, and juno yells “WHAT” and when theres no response from the cat he gets up and mutters under his breath about this gd cat all the way to the other room so he can investigate what it found).

anyway with this in mind please imagine a stray cat following him home one day and he doesn’t really mean to end up keeping her but first he puts out water and some food and she comes back again and again. (“im not naming it” he says to rita one day, which is a mistake because she gets to name it then. “thats not what i meant” he says, but its too late rita gets to name the cat) and then it’s cold outside so he has to let her in, he’s not heartless, and suddenly its his cat and she sleeps on the bed next to him. he didn’t mean for this to happen but its too late. the cat loves him. he begrudgingly loves the cat back

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Bath time, hun. | Credit here

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This is my emotional support animal, Napkin. He’s a very photogenic bean so it’s hard to take bad pictures of him. His pastimes include meowing all the time, knocking things down, and putting his butt in my face.